Man. If only I'd read my email last night instead of this morning I wouldn't have let this travesty happen.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Man. If only I'd read my email last night instead of this morning I wouldn't have let this travesty happen.

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Hey, did you ever find that piece of cheese I hid in the air duct in your house?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yes. I suppose I deserved that for putting my dick in your mouth while you slept.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Is that what that was? I thought I'd fallen asleep while chewing on a toothpick again.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Getting to know you!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Geeksta Rap Maybe that could have gone in IAACG but hey...

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OK I thought I was posting to Tattoo Barbie, ignore my last remark, I am a collosal idiot.

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hello everyone my name is matt, i thought i'd give the forums ago. im a newb to the site so feel free to rip the shit out of me untill i learn all of your gay in jokes and stuff.

juan xmas, thats a gif? i didn't think they made gifs that big. its like one you'd find at the bottom of the ocean or near a dam

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what if nigger meant kite

I think mandingo's sig says it all.

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Dad was flammable

When the f_ck did this thread become a repository of oversized and lame pictures? This is neither the Tate Modern nor the White Cube.

Nix this shiz, immediately.

Moderator!

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A little help, please.

I have a router, a dsl modem, a PIII running XP and now a (free) PII running Win 98. I'm looking to network the two computers together and maybe try out Linux on the PII machine. I've never run Linux.

So, any advice on configuration and set up? I don't know shit, apparently. I tried connecting both machines into the router and then running the Network Wizard in XP and following directions laid out there. But I can't get the damn boxes to see each other!

HELP! Free ass-rape to the first 17 geeks that provide the right answer!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am a colossal geek.

We have a cocktail party with friends at our place every month or so. Preparing for the last party, I made an Excel spreadsheet that tracks our booze levels and tells me which ones we need to buy more of, based on stocks and priority.

Beware the drunken geek.

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I not only play Dungeons and Dragons, I even brought books, dice, and character sheets to Kuwait with me and tracked down other geeks and we play three times a week, schedules allowing. I have spent more than three thousand dollars on D&D and related materials since becoming addicted to the game about a year and a half ago, and my friends and I even spend free time not working or playing D&D to create new races, magic items, and character classes.

God I'm lame.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I not only play Dungeons and Dragons, I even brought books, dice, and character sheets to Kuwait with me and tracked down other geeks and we play three times a week, schedules allowing. I have spent more than three thousand dollars on D&D and related materials since becoming addicted to the game about a year and a half ago, and my friends and I even spend free time not working or playing D&D to create new races, magic items, and character classes.

God I'm lame.

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It could be as simple as using pass-through instead of crossover cables.

...but I don't really know.

We just plugged a twenty buck ethernet hub into our ADSL modem and ran all our PCs through that, and they can see each other just fine. No Linux (though when we had a Linux box it could see the internet just fine) but we used to have several different ersions of Windows and they could see each other okay.

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That sounds like what I'm trying to do. No luck. A pass-through cable you say? i think I've got some reading ahead of me. I was dicking around last night and nearly boned the router.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*blink blink*

Okay, surely I'm not the only one who thinks this sounds obscene...

*ponder*

...but at least you didn't rout your boner.

As for passthroughs and crossovers, I believe crossovers are the standard configuration for CAT-5 ethernet cable, and the first pin on one plug connects to the last pin at the other end of the cable. The passthrough is the same cable, but the first connects to the first, and so on.

Don't quote me on that, though...

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Hello, fleshpiles.

As you're well aware, I haven't been around much. I don't know how the rest of you can mesh having a real life along with trying to keep up with online communities, but I suck at it. It wasn't quite so bad pre-child, but since the new addition of Gabe 2.0, life has gotten hectic.

My last year of school was pretty harsh. The last three months of school I was doing an internship with Eugene's fire department. For a while I was working their shifts, 24 hours on and 48 hours off. In my off time, I was trying to fit school, clinical rotations at the hospital, volunteering at another fire station and dad stuff. So it got tight there near the end.

It is, however, all finished. I completed school this spring and took my certification tests the end of July. I'm now officially a paramedic.

I passed the entrance test to Eugene's fire department and I've got a job interview there tomorrow. Hopefully that will go well and I'll get hired and start recruit academy in January.

On top of everything else, a bastard friend of mine convinced me to try World of Warcraft and now I'm addicted.

So I know I'm a bastard for ignoring all of my Stripcreator peeps, but that's how it is.

I actually loathe all of you. Especially that Wirthling guy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Who are you again?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling... I am your father.

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It is, however, all finished. I completed school this spring and took my certification tests the end of July. I'm now officially a paramedic.

I passed the entrance test to Eugene's fire department and I've got a job interview there tomorrow. Hopefully that will go well and I'll get hired and start recruit academy in January.

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In that case can I have $20 and the car keys?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet