The summer movie season is almost upon us. Your mission for this contest is to create a movie trailer in strip form.

Rules: You have to use the Narration box as the voice of the Overwrought Narrator. His narration has to start with "In a world..." just like the real trailers do.

Viz:

CC 111: Example by deucepm 4-02-02

In a world that hated and feared them... I hate and fear you. Damn you! Why can't I find love? ...they dared to take a chance on passion! There's something you should know...I've never been with a woman before. Yeah, yeah. Money first, talk later, freakshow. On August 6, prepare yourself for...MOIST, STICKY LOVE. A Jeff Kanew Film. Will...will you marry me? Woohoo! Finally, a green card!

Like that. Only funny.

Bonus points for using the new MST3K pics (under submitted) and not doing Star Wars. Judging will take place around nine o'clock PM, Friday night.

CIVIL WAR IN HELL by crabby 4-02-02

In a world where Yankees and Dixies still do battle................ The war never ended...................it's just starting to heat up! On July 6th be prepared for................CIVIL WAR IN HELL

HOME ALONE 29 by crabby 4-02-02

In a world where sequels are released without hesitation......... We have everything right? I just keep feeling like we forgot something. Don't worry I double checked we didn't forget a thing! Many are released but only one can be king............... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! WHERE'S KEVIN DID THAT PIECE OF SHIT GET ON THE WRONG PLANE AGAIN WE ALREADY DID THAT STORY IN PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT! June 12th join us for the next release in an American tradition.............HOME ALONE 29: LOST IN LONDON AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm all alone in London. Jolly good show old chap!

FLAMERS by crabby 4-02-02

In a world where flames run rampant......... These two feel right at home...................... Join us on July_3rd for..............FLAMERS: THE MOTION PICTURE

A Golden Silence by Bazilla 4-02-02

In a world where humour is high. So I said "About 800 pounds" Haha! Classic! Just when you thought life could never be unfunny... Sorry, I can't hear you!? Get it!? Hear, cos you don't have ears! I'm goign to giev you teh biggets rapping of your lief! Bazilla and Fuck - A Golden Silence! Does that mean we won't speak? No, teh adienec won't lauhg!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Interupted trailer by A_Chicka 4-02-02

o/` The snack station's not just candy anymore o/` o/` So grab the butt your friends adore o/` In a world of roads to cross, one chicken dares to cross... Jon, it's time I cross that road out there. But why? WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD, starring Jon as himself Got 'em!

Possibly could have been better, but I just got an emergency phone call from my best friend.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Just kidding! by kaufman 4-02-02

In a world where comic strip creators pour so much time into building long-winded narration boxes and agonizing over their content, adding and editing for hours and hours and hours on end until their spelling sufers they make runon sentenses until finaly thier energy gives out before they've even changed the default characters and they fall asleep and there heds hit the send buton: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

But seriously ...

CC 111: Daddy's Boy by kaufman 4-02-02

In a world where giants walk the earth .... Oh, come now, look at the curvature. Either that planet's too small to hold him and he should go flying into space, or he's too big and the square-cube law says he can't survive! and intelligent kangaroos run ruthless crime syndicates ... Ok, the intelligence I can buy. But opposable thumbs? NO WAY!!!! Woody Allen and Kathy Ireland are trying to raise a baby in the feel-good hit of the summer, DADDY'S BOY. Rated PG-13, people with IQs over 13 must be accompanied by a pedant. On second thought, let's go to something a bit more realistic, like Collateral Damage II.

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CC111: Punning soon to a cinema near you... by DexX 4-02-02

In a world gone mad... I'm a teapot! I'm a teapot! I'm feeling decadent - bring me a penguin and a bucket of chocolate sauce! Ouch! Someone's going to hell for that one!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

CC 111: Worst. Trailer. Ever. by BigEvilDan 4-02-02

In a world beyond reality... Sound in space? That makes no sense! And that explosion looks so fake. ...where logic has no presence... What the hell is the director thinking? This is just an excuse to grab money from loyal fans of the franchise! To protest, I'm only buying one copy when it comes out on DVD. ...they are watching. They are... NET NERDS! In theaters now. Okay, so maybe that comic book adaptation sucked, but the next one will be the greatest ever! Of course it will. I've already got three websites devoted to it.

CC 111: Made From 100% Recycled Plots by BigEvilDan 4-02-02

In a world filled with explosives and flammable things... ...one man wages war against hundreds of dumbass terrorists. I heard a noise. Go check everything, but not the vents. It couldn't possibly be someone in the vents. Right away, boss. This summer, KKP stars in "Hard Die", "Police Cop", "Demolition Guy", "Hard Die 2" and "Building Go Boom" The French terrorists are all dead! Now we can get married! I thought they were German terrorists? Or was that last week?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Blatantly purloined from comedian Pablo Francisco ...

Trailer Trash, part 1 by Namgubed 4-02-02

In a world of concrete, skyscrapers, and broken dreams, you've got to fight to survive. Move your f*@%in' truck!! He made tortillas on the street corner ... Tortillas! Get your fresh hot tortillas! And the mob wanted in! I want that kid and his tortillas ... DEAD! Right, boss!

Trailer Trash, part 2 by Namgubed 4-02-02

With only his girlfriend, Rosa, on his side ... Protection is expensive. Capiche? Are joo thalkin thoo me, Estupido? Courage - against all odds! Lemme see yer license ... Hey! Come back here! These are MY tortillas! I'm not giving zem up! Suspense! Passion! Desire! ... an' he whas thalkin thoo me - like he knows me! Listen to me! You hahf to get out of heah! Theah trying to kill you!

Trailer Trash, part 3 by Namgubed 4-02-02

One man. One solution. Stop - *huff* *pant* - or I'll shoot - *wheeze* We're gonna put you down - *puff* *gasp* - for good! Arnold Schwartzennegger is ... Noooooooo!! Little Tortilla Boy! (opening June 16th) I'll be bahk!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I meant CC 111, natch.

CC110: Here's a mystery-- five bucks for Milk Duds? by boorite 4-02-02

In a world where greedy developers will stop at nothing to frighten a lazy hippie... Whhoooooooo!!! Jinkies! ...In a world where screenwriters haven't had an idea since 1972... Whrat ra RUCK? My glasses! Where are they? Without them, I can't see god damn SHIT! ...the cartoon you hoped was dead forever LIVES AGAIN. Hey gang! Let's solve a mystery! You call that a MYSTERY? Why, a retarded dog with a speech impediment could figure--- oh.

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What others say about boorite!

Dependence Day! by TheBlairZip 4-02-02

In a world plagued with problems, you thought that everything might actually be getting back to normal... Ahh, what a lovely day. Thank God it's finally safe to visit N.Y. City again! Hey, is that a U.F...... Oh, what a dumbass you were! OOOOOHHHHH!!! This summer...expect mediocrity! DEPENDENCE DAY!!! (Rated G) We really ripped them a new one, eh boss? I have to go kill myself now...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC111: Coming Soon, On Another Tuesday After Vacation by Blew_Crabs 4-02-02

In a world of critical decisions and closing deadlines... grrr... ...Torn between a devotion to leisure and productive diligence... ungh... Stripcreator.com presents... A WORKPLACE DISTRACTION. Damn, think dammit... "CC110: Rules: You have to use the Narration box as the voice of the Overwrought Narrator. His narration.."

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We Spent Less To Create This Movie Than You Will On Tickets by TheElPaso 4-02-02

In a world that probably has nothing on it... a spaceman paperclip finds... NOTHING!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Buzz! by TheElPaso 4-02-02

In a world attacked by killer alien mutant bees, horror is common. Only one superhero can stop these foul murderers. FLYSWATTER HEAD MAN - coming to theaters. How's that feel, bitch?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 111: Now that's (not) entertainment by NeoVid 4-02-02

In a world where humor is dying... Of course... fuck saying "Ahh! i am dieting!" is the best pun ever... For a lobotomy patient, it might be. Where cliché after cliché destroys men's minds... Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! And you're not gonna generate a joke. ...Hey, what happened to you guys' heads? The cause is found... in Stripcreator, the Movie! And we can't let the fact that all the focus groups walked out bother us.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

TOBOR!!!! the movie by Kitty_Kat 4-02-02

In a world where all evil has vanished...... It rises from the center of EVIL!!!! Tobor the movie. Rated R. Coming only to theaters June 1, 2002. TOBOR STAR IN FIRST HORROR MOVIE!!!!! RARRR!!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!

Next up......
TRAILER PHYSICS

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

...based on my experience with Final Fantasy: The Sprits Within (as well as about three thousand other lousy movies):

CC 111: 3,158 Too Many by Scyess 4-02-02

In a world where where hyper-intellegent insects control demons from the lowest pits of hell... grrr.... There they are, Alerapakriphthlon! Summon the hordes of undead warriors! ...only one being can stop them, using only his shape-shifting ability, x-ray eyes, dementional shift, time-stopping ability, and telekenetic powers. Quickly! To my sleek-looking but physically impossible X-Model space plane! We will go with you anywhere, even if it means enduring multi-colored explosions! This summer, don't miss... $400M Spent on CG Special Effects and No One Bothered to Write a Plot, Part MMMCLVIII How many of these damned movies can Hollywood churn out? Notice how my fur flows in the breeze? Bloody amazing!

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"Old" is the old new.

...and one more, just for good measure.

CC 111: This One Won't Sell Many Action Figures by Scyess 4-02-02

In a world where there is no world... ...or people, or thoughts, or ideas, or landscape, or characters, or plot, or concepts, or color, or sound... ...there is... MINIMALISM, The Motion Picture. Remind me why we came here again...? The only other choice was that Tom Cruise movie...

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"Old" is the old new.

CC 111: It Is Not Gold by kaufman 4-02-02

In a world like MEMENTO .... Hey Slim, what's that tattoo on your arm say? It says, "E = MC cleaved." where no one can remember a darned thing ...... What the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea. I can't remember what it means, or why I got the tattoo! people will be flocking this summer to see ... GLITTER: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT. Complete with 43 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

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CC 111: Monstrous Messiah Parts the Red One by Blew_Crabs 4-02-02

In a world terrorized by rampant violence... The time has come to end this tyranny. I shall exact vengeance...... One man grows to be an imposing avenger... ..on he, who commits unspeakable violations against the people's will! 'Thumbs up' for Gabe Billings in REAM THE RED ROBOT. What say I jab deeper and pop his head like a Rock'em-Sock'em®? Oh damn, Dr. P! Giant Gabe just tore TOBOR his first hole!

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You've Lost That Loving Filling... by pita 4-02-02

In a world where four out of five Dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum... No fancy stuff, ya hear ? No Novocaine, no gas. Just pull the tooth and get it over with. This one recommends Karo syrup, baklava, Coca-cola and taffy (due to some huge gambling debts)... Wow, I wish all my patients were as brave as you ! Come on, then, show me which tooth it is. Don't miss "Help Me Make It Through The Bite", coming soon to a theatre near you ! Come on, honey... show the doctor which tooth needs pulled now.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

CC 111: Tolkein 'Bout My Generation by kaufman 4-03-02

In a world where beneath a dormant volcano, on the western shore of the western continent, the darkest forces have forged an artifact of ultimate evil, o/` Ope oin twun, Weelee trun! Ope oin twun, Weelee trun! The world's fate rests on one small group. Are you sure, Gandalf? The fire runes confirm it. This is The One, the source of all misery since the end of the Second Age. Tell him, Aragorn. Coming July 3rd, LORD OF THE CLIPS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF CLIPPY. He's right, Frodo. You must put together a small team and toss this foul artifact into the fires of Mount Rainier, whence it was forged. It looks like you're trying to corner the software market with inferior products. How can I help?

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CC 111: It's been a while since I entered one of these... by Drexle 4-03-02

In a world where the Human race was young, and the earth lay unexplored like a virgin lass... Like me! Shut up, cabin wench! A group of high spirited adventurers set off to see whether the earth was round... I told you!!! Jeez! Arright, arright, here's your fuckin' fifty. _____________It wasn't.____________ Take the high seas adventure of your life: "I Told You So!" Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa aaaaarrrrrggghh!!!