The forces of evil have descended upon Striptropolis. The city is in chaos, and the citizens cry for help. Will you heed their call?

The theme for this contest is superheroes. Your mission is to write a comic or series of comics featuring super-powered characters (superheroes, supervillains, superaccountants...it doesn't matter what they do.) You must feature at least one character of your own creatation.

And as a tribute to the many comic-book crossovers that have come before, you must also include a character who has appeared in somebody else's entry. That includes the six characters featured here...

CC 112: The Not-So-Fantastic Six by BigEvilDan 4-06-02

Heroes... I'm Captain Ego. I'm the world's greatest superhero, and I won't let any of those other super-wannabes show me up. I'm Jesus. Villains... I'm an evil leprechaun named Steve. I am The Head. I can outsmart the heroes using my massive intellect. I suck at fighting, though. And Others... I'm Brigadier General Hyperbole. I do nothing but exaggerate. No eating, no sleeping, just hyperbole. I'm Captain Obvious. Hyperbole and I are just here so that Dan doesn't have to think up any new superheroes.

...so that someone can actually submit the first entry.

Multiple entries will be accepted (even encouraged) and judging will take place on Tuesday evening.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This isnt of my own creation , but it had to be done.

CC 112 - Supermans Greatest Challenge by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-06-02

This summer sees the Return of Metropolis' hero. I hail from the planet Krypton. And i shall end your evil ways right here Luthor. The man of Steel faces a challenge the likes of which nobody could have imagined. Horse Riding? yes , why not Lois. What an excellent idea. This Summer , Superman is .....Quadriplegic. *click*bzzt*please wipe the drool from my chin Lois.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Or Perhaps.

CC 112 - It Guarantees my Agonising Death. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-06-02

I swear man , she has them all tied together. Threatened to kill me with them once. Dude , that is harsh. Im staying in hiding for the rest of my life. Youve no idea what could happen if she hits you with that. Yeh man. Itll be messy , and theres all kinds of chances of infection. This Summer , LadyJ is "Used_Tampon_Bola_Woman" PERM! Youre toast when i find you boy. Im gonna tie you up and beat you senseless.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Proof that this bout of Sinusitis is messing with my head.

CC 112 - Summertime Superhero's convention. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-06-02

Wow. Good to see so many old faces here Chameleon Boy. I like your Michael Jackson impersonation. Thanks Sexually Repressed Amazon Lesbian Woman. Glad you could make it. Gee Drunk by noon sleeps with his sister Man , i didnt think youd show after what happened last year? I was here last Year , Wants To be Warhol man? Hey , Big Bastarding Bee with an Attitude man. Bring any stingers for the punch? Damn straight Canadian yet Sober man. Ill blow those suckers away.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 112: Sarcastic Man by Bazilla 4-06-02

Oh! I know, we could call you "Sarcastic Man!" Wow! That's a real good idea! Thank you! You could solve problems using your sarcasm. Wow I could!? Cool! Your Sarcastic Man! Really!? I didn't know that!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Super Britainman versus The Head by fuzzyman 4-06-02

Halt, evildoer! I, Super Britainman, have foiled your nefarious plot! What are you babbling about? I haven't done anything! Come now. You're a floating head. Surely, your fate has left you alone and bitter. You're probably plotting to destroy the Earth as we speak. Not really. I'm actually quite a happy guy... Well, then! Would you join me for a pint of stout? ...except for the fact that I don't have a liver.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 1: The Origin) by deucepm 4-06-02

Wealthy young man-about-town and tax manual writer Russ Rathskellar faces death... I regret my life of obfuscation. If I only had another chance, I'd use it to expose the truth, no matter how easy to detect! Luckily, Rathskellar is rescued in mid-plummet by a dying alien. Must...pass on superpowers...I sense the desire in you to fight for the truth! Yes! I will! Thank you, Asian girl from another world! Now, as CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, he fights a never-ending battle for truth, even if it's something that any asshole can see! I'm flying!

CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 2: The Fun Years) by deucepm 4-06-02

During the dark years of World War II, Capt. Obvious battles Hitler's regime! ACH DU LIEBER! Nazis are bad! Obvious soon teams up with a small boy who calls himself No Shit Sherlock! You are my sidekick! No shit, Sherlock. But his greatest battle came when he went up against his own brother, THE CONFUSER! I have an evil twin! But did you also know that I have six toes?

CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 3: Crisis) by deucepm 4-06-02

But, as it always does, continuity got in the way. I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-1! I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-2! Hi. I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-Q. Where's the buffet table? Back off, pal. I know all about you Earth-Q guys. You drop something and ask me to pick it up, and next thing I know it's "My dick is in your ass!" Clearly, something had to be done. The multiverse is being wiped away and restructured into one coherent universe! No shit, Sher--AHHHHH!

CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 4: Grim 'n Gritty) by deucepm 4-06-02

Soon, Captain Obvious had a new origin. Hey, Joe! You wan' phenomenal cosmic power! Only fi'dollah! You're nothing but a dirty whore. But I'll take your powers, because I have nothing left to believe in. This new Obvious was...different. You don't get it, do you, Kangaroo Kriminal? There's no point in stopping you. Go ahead and rob the bank. I hope you choke on it. Hey, fuck you. I have to steal. I'm from the GHETTO! Even relations between Obvious and his partner were strained. You're a symbol of Generation X, apathetic and neurotic, unwilling to participate and too self-absorbed to change. No shit, Sherlock. Oh, and fuck you.

CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 5: Rebirth) by deucepm 4-06-02

Finally came...the death of Captain Obvious. Suck on this, Captain BITCH! I've been shot several times! There was a quick return from the dead... How do I know you're the real Captain Obvious? Well, I'm saying it, aren't I? It must be obvious! ...or was there?! This man isn't me! He's--THE CONFUSER, MY EVIL TWIN! Wait! Look over there! Isn't that the Suez crisis?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 5: Up and Away)']

Damn that last title...

CC 112: Superzeroes by NeoVid 4-06-02

AHAHAHAAA! I have found the perfect army of villains... the heroes won't know they're there until it's too late! Got that right, boss! OK, I'm commander Steve. Gimme your names, guys. We are... the MicroPerms! So are we! What? ...Damn! We've been found out! That's right, evildoers! Face the wrath of... the Amoeba!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Love-Box-Confessional by crabby 4-06-02

Sarcastic Man! I am CAPTAIN UTERUS! We must team up to destroy the ovarian cancer that is threatening to destroy the Uterus of a young woman. Saving Uterus's well I can't possible think of anything that needs saving more than that. Now that Prof. Funkenstein has shruken us down we can save the Uterus from inside of her! Great! We saved a Uterus now I can retire a happy man. Thank you so much for saving my Uterus CAPTAIN UTERUS. But I have bad news I've been impregnated by either you or Sarcastic Man! It couldn't have possibly been me, I'm Queer!

Love-Box-Confessional 2 by crabby 4-06-02

Sarcastic Man! You've impregnated the woman we saved. I know it wasn't me because I'm QUEER! Oh right and I'm the straightest arrow in the bow. Are you saying you gay? Gee, how did you manage to solve that one?. SThen who impregnated that woman? It TWAS' I Monsieur Ovarian cancer. I knew you would run off to save her Uterus and I impregnated her after you saved her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Love-Box-Confessional 3 by crabby 4-06-02

It was monsieur Ovarian Cancer who impregnated you! Fantastic thanks for the great news! Now can you please move out of the doctors way I'm giving birth as we speak! Alright now push! I can see the head! It's a boy! He's marvelous! 12 years later........ Hey you saved my moms Uterus 12 years ago and I just wanted to say thanks. Your welcome and I graciously accept your lucious young ass as a reward!

Super Britainman versus Jesus by fuzzyman 4-06-02

Halt, evildoer! I, Super Britainman, have foiled your evil plan! Come with me! What? Don't you recognize me? I'm Jesus! I'm one of the good guys! I don't care if you're God himself! You're bleeding all over the street, and in my book, that's littering. I must take you to the authorities. What? You must be joking! Later... You have the right to remain silent... Well, this is embarassing.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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During the dark years of World War II, Capt. Obvious battles Hitler's regime!

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Nazis are bad!

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New Member Day At The X-Legion of Justice by fuzzyman 4-06-02

The underground headquarters of the X-Legion of Justice... Welcome to the X-Legion! I'm Super Britainman! I defeat evil villains with my amazing Pub Powers! I'm Canadian Yet Sober Man, eh. I'm Canadian, yet I'm sober, eh. Except when I'm not, eh. Well, let me take you on a tour of our secrete headquarters. Don't you mean "secret" headquarters, eh? You'll understand when you meet Used Tampon Bola Woman. Ah, there she is! BOLA WOMAN! WAIT! HE'S A FRIEND! OW, eh!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 112: Revolver by kaufman 4-06-02

A small radio studio Hello again. you're listening to the radio. Today I am speaking into a microph... is taken over by that notorious villain: Ok, away from the mike. I'm taking over this show! You are commitng an illegal act as part of a large-scale evil plan. Dr. Singsbeatlessongsbackwards. Yalp ot tuo emoc uou t'now, ecnedurp raed. Uoy era os dna lufituaeb s'ti. Eulb si yks eht. Pu si nus eht ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Super Britainman vs. Tiny Origami Girl by kaufman 4-06-02

Ha ha, Super Britainman, I have folded you into something completely different. What do you say to that? Sacre bleu!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 112 The Adventures of Captain I Know Karate by drave 4-06-02

Captain I Know Karate's powers are many. So this one time, I totally busted this guys nose and his wrist in less than 3 seconds. Evil doers cower at the description of his abilities. We can do this if you want to Head, but by law I have to warn you, I Know Karate. Curse you Karate! If only I didn't suck at fighting! In fact, he has only one known weakness...bluff calling. Aye karate kid, lets see what you're made of then. You're totally lucky I pulled my groin in training Steve, or else you'd be in a world of hurt in like, 3 seconds.

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You're ugly. I'm sorry I said that ugly.

Tales From The Script 1 by israphael 4-06-02

Hi, I'd like to join the Striptropolis Justice League. Good. Meet the rest of the team. I'm the "Orienteer". I can turn people into little asian girls. I'm the "Feminista". I come to the aid of oppressed women everywhere. Hey Buddy! My eyes are up here! Hi, I'm "Jay". I exude a heavy cloud of smoke which can put evil doers to sleep... or at least give them the munchies. I'm the "Human Surfboard". My catchphrase is "RIDE ME TO JUSTICE"! I'm Jesus.

Tales From The Script 2 by israphael 4-06-02

We need to come up with a good name for you. I was thinking of something like an indian name. How about "Runs with Scissors"? No, I see him more as "Sexually Frustrated Man". The name should be simpler. Something like the "Cuntsplash". I can't tell he's a chick or a dude. So let's try the "Shemale". Why don't you just call me "Verbally Abused Man"?

Tales From The Script 3 by israphael 4-06-02

So why don't tell us about your super-power? I don't know. You see it's kind of embarrassing. I used to be a federal wildlife inspector. One day while hiking through the atomic bomb testing grounds, I was bitten by a radioactive fawn. *CHOMP* *OUCH* **************To Be Continued************* Since that time I am able to produce, at will, copius amounts of...

Tales From The Script 4 by israphael 4-06-02

Good. It's been decided. We will call you "Explosive Diarrhea Man", or E.D. for short. Now on to new business. It seems our arch-nemesis "The Head" has struck again. The only clue is a matchbook from a place called "The Peg Boy". "The Peg Boy"? That's that gay leather bar on 69th street. Um... Or so I've been told.

CC112: The Origin of "The Head" by israphael 4-06-02

Who is "The Head"? Tell me about him. He used to be a member of the Striptropolis Justice League. One day while chasing a villian through a turbine factory, a freak accident severed his head. Although we saved both the body and head, we couldn't reconnect them. He never recovered psychologically and now vows to get revenge. What happened to the body? It now hold a cabinet position in the Bush administration.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

112: Piercin' your Brosnan by lara7 4-07-02

Due to budget cuts at MGM, ..and then my army of Gabe Billings clones will infiltrate the world governments... James Bond will now be played ...leading to the total collapse of Western society as we know it. ....by Captain monosyllabic. Well, Mr. Bond, what do you think of my plan for world domination? Sucks!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Another Day At The X-Legion of Justice by fuzzyman 4-07-02

*gurgle* Hello! Welcome to the X-Legion of Justice. I'm Captain Underpants. You must be Dr. Megabrain's sidekick, Amazingly Brain Damaged Boy. *blarg* My Indestructible Underpants protect me from harm! What do you think of that? Hmmm? Poop Stinky. Damn, I knew I should have washed them.

Most Powerful X-Legion Super-heroine EVER! by fuzzyman 4-07-02

Hey there. Hi! I'm Canadian Yet Sober Man, eh. Welcome to the X-Legion of Justice, eh. What's your name, eh? I'm called La Whore. I am the most powerful super-heroine ever! What's so super about a super prostitute, eh? That doesn't seem so special, eh. I'm up to 37 STDs and counting. Come here, let me give you a big kiss! Back... away... slowly... eh...

Calling All Heroines by fuzzyman 4-07-02

I'm The Flesh. I run really fast, like The Flash, only naked. Your membership has been granted, eh. Welcome to the X-Legion of Justice, eh. NEXT! I'm the Wal-Martian. I always have the low price! Your membership has been granted, eh. Welcome to the X-Legion of Justice, eh. NEXT! I'm Super Skagg. The ad said that we need Super HeroinES, eh.