As I've been away for a while, as seeing that I am in DA MUUD for tormenting the lesser beings, I request a proper target to visit my aggression upon. If worse comes to worse, I'll just rail on Zero_Testosterone a bit more. Suggestions, comments, counter-hatred, death treats, sexual favors?

Anything? Fuck, I don't care. =P

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Clowns are funny.

Ass clowns are ass funny!

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What others say about boorite!

Y'know, I really fucking hate filling in blanks.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

What the fuck are you babbling about DH-01 you pig fucker?

Yeah, that's right, I'm calling YOU out, bitch!

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Dad was flammable

I hate dumb twats that can't drive down a residential street without hitting at least two parked cars.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HaterZ just diss Playa's like my fine self cause they is jealous.

Don't be a Hater cause it's not cool.

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Charlie dont surf

I hate driving down residential streets with so many cars parked you cant drive the length of the street without hitting one.

Driving those streets is easier when Residents dont park their cars sideways , and assume theyre safe because "Its out street".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My dad's car was once the victim of a woman who hit five parked cars. At once.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I can help with that last one.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I can help with that last one.

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digital pimp all you give is frustrated hopes and sore crotches.

I can help with that last one.

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digital pimp all you give is frustrated hopes and sore crotches.

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Give me your adress and I will be right over.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just noticed your quaint little picture of my imaginary boyfriend BROCK LESNAR. hee hee!
;]

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Y'Know, I really fucking hate cancer, faulty kit kats without the wafer inside, French, cream eggs with ants inside them and new music.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I hate things that fly and sting. I hate broccoli. I hate close minded bigoted people.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I dont hate anything. I despise a lot of things , but to hate something , you originally had to love it.

So technically , i only hate 3 people on this earth. And im pretty sure that those 3 people dont visit SC.com.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Do i know any of the 3?

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Charlie dont surf

quote:

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I just noticed your quaint little picture of my imaginary boyfriend BROCK LESNAR. hee hee!
;]

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he may be your imaginary boyfriend but he is my real boyfriend.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

MY COMICS

I Hate Starbucks by Scyess 7-08-02

Hi, welcome to Starbucks Coffee! Would you like a Frappucinno? Actually, I was hoping to have something you mark up less than 1000% of your raw materials cost. Sorry, we don't have that. We only carry overpriced coffee, which tastes nearly the same as any other coffee; and frilly, gay coffee-drinks with flavorings and whipped cream, also overpriced. Uh, actually, I think I'll just have some water and a napkin. That'll be $39.48.

I Really Hate Starbucks by Scyess 7-12-02

Thank you for your order, sir. One small coffee. That will be an arm and a leg. **clunk** C'mon, c'mon... where's the rest? I liked this place better before your prices go so dagblamed literal.

That last one was just an excuse to use the arm prop.

Oh, and I also hate bugs, including mosquitos, earwigs, centipedes, chihuahuas, lawyers, roaches, and the French.

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"Old" is the old new.

That's it, I'm leaving stripcreator. : )
I am French and English, and very happy about
my heritage. Everyone keeps saying they
hate French.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I don't hate the French.

I think they are delicious.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Thankyou DexX, how can I explain another milk-splattered keyboard? You owe me fi' dollah.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

quote:

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I don't hate the French.

I think they are delicious.

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Just like you, sweetie. ; )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I cant deny my hatred for the Garlic Smelling , bike riding , rochefort eating , stripey jumper wearing fucked up spawns of satan that are the french.

On the plus side Pita , im told youre cute , which balances it out nicely.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"