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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

1:) You must include one instance of the WIGU Donkey, (or cow, or horsey, or whatever the **** that is.)

2): You must include one instance of the Exploding Dog Stick Man thinking.

3): You must use the phrase: "I was young and pretty once" somewhere in the comic.

Rock on, then....

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-25-01 12:24pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Here's one:

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-25-01 12:35pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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4-25-01 12:49pm (new)
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DragonXero
Stripcreator Nubile

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC26 - Hurtful Bitch.']
Let the unfunny commence.

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

4-25-01 1:19pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

Member Rated:

The title is from my finally going for sick humor. I don't know why it took me so long.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13372
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 26: I cave to peer pressure']

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

4-25-01 3:26pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC26 - Wirthling's Dicklessness is Not This Comic's Topic']

PS - Wirthling sucks. I hope Idaho eats him.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-25-01 7:46pm (new)
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DragonXero
Stripcreator Nubile

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Hrm, just imagine, some little kid with glasses will be eating Mr. Ed.

Hrm....
Gabe, you were a paste eater as a child, weren't you?

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

4-25-01 8:28pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC26: Senility']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-26-01 12:42am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13477
[Click to view comic: 'CC26 - Little old ladies, little pink donkeys, whatever!']

While I am certain this one will not win, due to the DexX Comic Contest Victory Condition Theorem[1], I would like to state for the record that I quite like it. :)

[1] This theorem postulates that the degree to which a context entrant likes his or her own entry is inversely proportionate to the likelihood of that entry winning. Hence, you can only win a contest if you think your entry sucks, and if you really like your effort, it will not even come close.

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4-26-01 6:53am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Hrm, just imagine, some little kid with glasses will be eating Mr. Ed.

Hrm....
Gabe, you were a paste eater as a child, weren't you?


Mostly I just ate other children.

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4-26-01 12:44pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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I swear I've had conversations like this:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 26: More Fun with One-Note Characters']

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"Old" is the old new.

4-26-01 4:53pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

Member Rated:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13533
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 26: And half the pasture, too']

According to the DCCVCT, this one's got a pretty poor chance as well. But then, I think all the entries so far have been good, so I guess there's no shame in losing to any of them.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

4-26-01 9:23pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Unfortunately, here's this...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 26: All out of ideas...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-28-01 10:23pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You magnificent *******. It'd be so much easier to loathe you if you weren't so damn funny.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-29-01 4:17am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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DexX laughs until his stomach hurts.

Shit, looks like wirthling's won again. I'm still giggling. :)

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4-29-01 9:14am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

Having carefully read all o the posts in the "Has Anyone Not Done These" thread, I have had a profound religious, err, uh, thingy.... and I have decided that all contests are wrong.

Since I know that none of you would want a fellow comic stripper to violate their religious beliefs, I must declare all of your work as sinful, and I must remain the winner in perpetuity until Baaz returns in the holy helicopter with sunscreen for all of mankind.

bunner,

reading the news posts while drunk,

again

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-29-01 9:30am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Wow. You may really be on to something with your DCCVCT, DexX. I thought mine was lame.

On the other hand, maybe it really is lame and those of you who like it are just 'tards. Hmmm, maybe I'll call that theory the MIRILATOYWLIAJT theory...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-29-01 9:41am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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...until Baaz returns in the holy helicopter with sunscreen for all of mankind.
Holy helicopter, batman! That's alot of suncreen!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-29-01 11:42am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Wow. You may really be on to something with your DCCVCT, DexX. I thought mine was lame.

On the other hand, maybe it really is lame and those of you who like it are just 'tards. Hmmm, maybe I'll call that theory the MIRILATOYWLIAJT theory...


I subscribe to the ETWIADFHSMPFCAPDTWBTWSMFBHUARASHLM theory. Which of course is that even thought wirthling is a donkey ****er he still makes pretty funny comics and probably deserves to win, but that won't stop me from beating him up at recess and stealing his lunch money.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-29-01 1:59pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Dang.... this is perplexing. I had already picked a winner, but everybody thinks that wirthling should win. If I don't pick wirthling's comic, everybody will say it's because I'm getting back at him for being a ****y, pedantic, smirking ****.

hmmmm....

That's not true, though. The degree to which he sucks carries more than enough punishment for any such overwrought priggery that he might dish out.

hmmmm....

Ah, well. Piss on it. Nuke me. This is what you get for letting somebody who can't properly parse the more semantical aspects of a dichotmy, after doing two shows and closing the late night pub, win a comics contest.

The two runners up were -and no, there's no irony in this. Turn off that ****ing Alanis Morisette CD-

....wirthling and gabe.

And the winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 26: More Fun with One-Note Characters']

This just rocked.

Take it away, Scyess.

(How do you pronounce that, btw?)

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4-29-01 2:47pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Good choice. I love nonsequiturs and are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-29-01 11:36pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Why yes, they are Bugle Boy jeans. Will you look at the size of that marmoset!

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-30-01 3:27am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Funny thing about that marmoset - my wife and I were discussing floral wallpaper just the other day.

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4-30-01 9:03am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I am so ashamed - I just looked up non sequitur in the dictionary to get a precise meaning, and realised when I found it that I should have known it all along. I am doing a BA with a double major in linguistics and philosophy, and I am tending toward logic and applied philosophy for the latter. A non sequitur is conclusion that does not follow from the premises of the argument, literally "it does not follow". For those who have done a bit of logic, it is either deductively invalid or inductively weak.

For example:
Premise 1 - I put an undamaged loaf of bread in the kitchen last night.
Premise 2 - This morning there is a hole in the bag and the bread has big holes ripped in it.
Premise 3 - There are small droppings on the kitchen floor.

Conclusion - Therefore my house has been broken into by a bread-vandal whose trademark calling-card is to scatter rodent droppings on the floor.

That's an inductive non sequitur - an extremely weak argument. A deductive non sequitur is pretty simple:

P1 - All dogs are mammals.
P2 - All poodles are dogs.
C - Therefore, I am the King of Spain.

There you go, a quick lesson in inductive and deductive logic.

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4-30-01 9:18am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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I just deduced thatyou're on crack DexX! Was I close?? ;)I mean first the Impulse thing..now this ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-30-01 9:54am (new)
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