Read all of Dan's strips. You'll like them.

I'll take nominations for the next week, and then voting will run for a week.

Enjoy.

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The Canadian Flag by BigEvilDan 11-27-01

Sorry, it won't be finished until DexX draws a maple leaf.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 85: Jesus Loves You by BigEvilDan 12-10-01

So let me get this straight. Jesus loves me. That's right. Jesus loves everybody, and will send you to heaven if you believe. And homosexuality is a sin. A horrible sin. Gays will spend an eternity in hell. So how come Jesus gets to love other guys, but nobody else does? He died for your sins, okay? Cut him a little slack!

CC 96: Supporting Tech by BigEvilDan 1-29-02

What brings you here? I'm having some problems with my humans. The male has loaded me up with all sorts of programming tools and databases. That is totally within the normal operating perameters for the Geek model. I don't see the problem. No, no, no. It's a compatibility issue: his wife installed AOL on me. I'm so sorry. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do. Not even kill me?

Waazzappp by BigEvilDan 5-28-02

WAZZAAP Wazzaap? WAAAZAAAAAPP!!!! WAAAAAA WAAzzzzzAAP wazzup!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just shut the fuck up and die already! What? Zapped!?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Making a Lowpass Strip In Three Easy Steps by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

Step 1 - Add two completely unrelated characters. I'm a hideous freak! I'm Jesus! Step 2 - Use at least two of the following words: sex, gay, ass, shit, bastard. Gay. Ass. Bastard. Sex. Step 3 - Make sure the last panel has nothing to do with the previous two. I like chicken.

And you all think *I* am fuck?

More tips on creating a Lowpass comic by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

Tip 1 - Grammar, spelling and capital letters are your enemy. Avoid them at all costs. hello yuo hot ladie ph3ar my l33t skills! Tip 2 - If a male and female character are in the same panel, they should have sex. lets have hot sex okay Tip 3 - The sex thing applies for just about any two characters. Crap!

Jesus Speaks by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

There's too many comics on this site that are just bad sexual references and not the least bit funny. I'm not going to allow this comic turn into another grab for votes by using sex. Sex! Sex! SEXXXXX!!!! You know, I should smite you for that...

Timmy by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

Branded as an outcast after the nailgun incident, Timmy's only friend was that old hammer. I love you...

The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious! by BigEvilDan 2-03-01

Captain Obvious bravely patrols the streets... You're Asian! Thank you Captain Obvious! You probably don't like being nailed to a cross. Good job, Captain Obvious! You...you...what the hell are you supposed to be? Bwhahaha! Your powers are useless against me, Captain Obvious! I shall defeat you...

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Reality Television by BigEvilDan 1-13-01

I watched one of those Reality Television shows last night. Neat. It had people dealing with critical situations. It had action, tragedy, suspense and everything. A real human struggle. What was it called? The news.

***HOT ASIAN GIRLS! CLICK HERE!*** by BigEvilDan 1-16-01

What exactly were you expecting? It sure is hot in this desert. Yes, I'm very hot. I could use a drink of water.

Size doesn't matter by BigEvilDan 1-31-01

What are you doing? I'm attempting to remove the border of this frame. Why, exactly? So we can have a big one panel comic... So you'd prefer one big pointless panel to three smaller pointless panels? When you put it that way, it does seem kind of a waste of time.

Comic Contest 31 - Pushing the limits of craptacularness by BigEvilDan 5-22-01

ABCDEFGHIJKLM NOPQRSTUVWXYZ! What the hell is wrong with you, Dan? I haven't entered a comic contest in ages! I need to get something into this one. So your solution is another totally uncreative comic? Hell, I'm surprised you didn't stick in a donkey sodomy reference. Even I have my limits... *sniff* Why won't he call?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 42: WASH AND WASH INTELLIGENCE LOSS!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'Not a CC44 Entry']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't Drink and Draw']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 42: WASH AND WASH INTELLIGENCE LOSS!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Know-It-All Presents: How the Internet Works']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: Master stripper']
[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']
[Click to view comic: 'The worst thing to say in response']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 75: Female Fantasy -- Part 3']
[Click to view comic: 'A Sequel To Stripcreator']
[Click to view comic: 'Oh, that Clappy!']

My sentiments exactly on this one...
[Click to view comic: 'Disillusionment']

[Click to view comic: 'Half the goodness, twice the fun!']

And now that I've read all the way to december 2001, I think I'm going to go off an die. Too much funny all at once...

CC 99: Have a Happy Hallmark Day by BigEvilDan 2-10-02

I'm on to your little plan. Hallmark Day isn't a religous holiday. You just invented it to sell greeting cards! Sir, I swear-- You dare question me, mortal?! Hallmark Day is the most sacred day in my creation!! Holy fuck, is that God?! I'm sorry I ever doubted you! No apology necessary. Just make sure to purchase a card on the way out. Getting that speaker installed in the roof is the best money I ever spent.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

lol

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UK PEOPLE. GET ON IRC, DAMNIT. (7pm -> 12pm GMT)

They're Unstoppable! by BigEvilDan 11-13-01

The Canadians are invading, you say? Yes, Mr. President. They've developed a new weapon. What kind of weapon. A super-nuke? A mutant beaver? Celine Dion clones? Worse, sir... WHOOSH! What's this cold, white stuff falling from the sky? Those bastards have harnessed the power of the Canadian sun!

Diesel Redux by BigEvilDan 10-19-01

Hello there. Hi. What's your name? U.S. Military, Model C1A-NG0. Beer makes time die! And I make Commies die!

CC 75: Badger += 2; by BigEvilDan 10-26-01

I tried squeezing a badger like you suggested. It just ended up scratching me and running away. Why? Uh...I'm sure there will be a patch for that soon enough.

CC 77: Nothing to do... by BigEvilDan 11-05-01

I spy, with my little eye-- Destroying the universe was easy. Dealing with having completed their programming was much harder for the warbots. Infinite nothingness. Okay, we're tied at 6,035,214,021 points each. My turn...

Parallel President - Part V by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

So you represent the group Lesbians Against Bad People? I'd like to thank you for your support during the election. Now what did you want to discuss? Well, we believe that all life, even plant life, is important, so we want to make cutting down a tree punishable by death. I'm impressed. The depth of your insanity is enough to make me wish I was working for the guy with the assraping robot again. We're willing to settle for three hours of painful torture for mowing the lawn.

[Click to view comic: 'His sacrifice will not be in vain...']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say When Pulling Someone Over']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Write your own Chick Tract!']

This one is pure genius:

One fish, two fish, red fish, screwed fish by BigEvilDan 10-01-01

We've got to be careful here. This is the territory of the Australian Chameleon Trout. It tries to pass itself off as other species, then eats them. Got that Bob? Got it. Good.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Worst thing to say during a church of arse service by BigEvilDan 9-15-01

Yeah, he does have a pretty nice arse. I don't know. I kinda like the altar boy better. Check out that arse. Third row, second seat from the left. Now that's an arse! DAMMIT! ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO COMMENT ON MY ARSE!?!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

From Jan-Oct '01 (more later):

Interviews with the Lowpass Characters - Part 8 by BigEvilDan 1-18-01

Interview with the props So, do you see certain Lowpass strips as metaphors for life, love and hate? Today on the six o'clock news: Props can't talk, dumbass!

This comic contains panels that may not be suitable for kids by BigEvilDan 2-01-01

I'd like to hire you to sue the media for corrupting my little Jimmy. Let me guess, he commited a violent act after viewing a movie or TV show... Well, it wasn't a TV show, exactly... Dude, you sure this is going to work? Don't worry. I've seen it done hundreds of times on that Lowpass site. Later we can nail you to a cross like that Jesus dude.

Remaking a classic - Are you confused yet? by BigEvilDan 2-05-01

So I'm Jon, but I'm on fire... And I'm Diablo, but I'm dressed as a penguin. And I'm Spigot, being punished for suggesting that "Three Guys Walk Into a Bar" film. Satan, how could you let things get so confused down here? I thought you were good at tormenting people. Actually, I'm not Satan. I'm Garfield.

It's yellow. It's annoying. And it's not Pikachu. by BigEvilDan 2-05-01

This comic has a crazy looking scientist and a chicken in it. So I says to Mabel, I says... Wait, what is that? For some reason, they're standing on the moon. The moon comes out at night. What is what? That big yellow thing above us. The one with the words in it. Chicken is yummy. I like chicken. Oh, that. It appears this comic has a Rambling Narrator. I thought we sprayed for those already...

CC 51: Viva la Canuck! by BigEvilDan 8-07-01

And now a message from Joe, the Molson beer commecial guy. My fellow Canadians, the time has come to take up arms and conquer the world! All the people of the world will be united under a single language...er, two languages. That's a nice colour for your dress, eh? Merci, vous bâtard anglais! Pouvez vous être assaillis par un âne seulement une fois, eh? Enemies of the great Canuck empire will be dealt with quickly and fairly. But I'm the prez-e-dunt! Not any more. The Poutine Regime is in charge now. You're going to the maple syrup mines.

[Click to view comic: 'The Gabe Billings Memorial Museum - 2169 AD']
[Click to view comic: 'HHGTTG in five panels']
[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 67: Burning is too good for this contest']
[Click to view comic: 'Defeated!!']
[Click to view comic: 'Big Game Skeet Shooting']

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Where's Waldo? - Large Print Edition by BigEvilDan 11-27-01

CC 82: Life experience by BigEvilDan 12-01-01

I have lived a life free of sin, and have the powers of God behind me. What do you have to show for yourself? Ow! I went cow tipping once.

CC 83: Dr. Pedantic Dates A Woman by BigEvilDan 12-03-01

March 12th, 1960.

CC 96: Stripcreator Tech Support by BigEvilDan 1-30-02

Hello, Stripcreator tech support? I'm having a problem with my comic. What sort of problem? Well, I'm trying to put myself into a comic strip, but I seem to be invisible. Remember, you're a two-dimensional cartoon character. Try turning ninety degrees. Ah, perfect!

Dead Or Alive - Part 6 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

So they're in this box? Why not just bring them to me directly? Well, you asked for them dead or alive, right? Yes. Well, by locking them in a Schrodinger's box for an hour, they're both dead AND alive until they're observed. So? I'll be collecting two bounties for each of them, thanks.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: A Shoe-In For This Award']
[Click to view comic: 'SHARKMAN!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 131: Therapy Goes Afowl']