Behold! New crap!

Story of a Girl: Looking Back At Funfun Time #1 by DH-01 9-06-02

Um... hey. Nice too metcha. My name's Dizzy, I'm a divorced mother of one adorably little sweetie of a girl, and I'm an upwardly mobile office manager. Yeah! Mommy's the best! Seeing that Funfun Time has *finally* run its course, I would at least be nice enough to show the lot of you what the cast members are up to. Even Uncle Tobor? ... okaaaaaaay, mebbe not *all* of the former cast. He said he wanted to take me around to some parks in his unmarked white van today! Isn't that neat?

Story of a Girl: The Throbbing, Turgid Question by DH-01 9-06-02

Hey, handsome. Do you by chance have an abnormally large penis? ... er. Um, n-no, I don't. Shit. Oh well. Sorry for wasting your time. No problem. ... the *fuck* just happened?

Story of a Girl: Cockteasing 101 by DH-01 9-06-02

Hey there. By any chance, do you have an abnormally large penis? Actually, yes. Yes, I do. That's nice. Well, seeya later. Alright. Seeya. ... alright, I missed something right there.

Story of a Girl: Right in the Jimmy by DH-01 9-06-02

So, how was school today, honey? Didja learn anything special in class? I learned that boys have a penis! ... er. I think it's a little too early for you to be learning about that sort of thing, dear. Well, that's what the principal called what I kicked when Robby tried to kiss me during recess. Mommy, do all boys cry like little babies when you kick them in the penis? Actually, yes. Yes, they do. Oooooh, so *that's* what happened to Daddy!

Story of a Girl: Enter Leslie, Fake Rubber Wang Goddess by DH-01 9-06-02

... Leslie, I can no longer deny my needs. I need dick. No you don't, and you know it... geez, you think that Mr. Slimeball that you kicked to curb would make you a lesbian or something. Women don't have dicks. That is perhaps the only thing stopping me. You act as if there aren't... other means to sate your blazing urges, Dizzy. Ah, good old-fashioned cold, vibrating comfort. Of course you'd be well-versed in that field, Queen Strap-On. At least they don't bitch at you when you tell it you have a headache.

[Click to view comic: 'Story of a Girl: The Cock-adile Hunter']
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[Click to view comic: 'Story of a Girl: Devil in a Sharp Red Suit']

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Needs more sodomy.

entertainering.

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I enjoyed reading the comics posted in this thread.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Not weak! Not even close to weak.

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What others say about boorite!

Genius!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Needs moe sodomy.

...but still a lot of fun, even without the additional sodomy.

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Hello, is Mr Sodomy there? First name Moe.

Story of a Girl: Tobor, Bestest Babysitter by DH-01 9-13-02

Anyway, what club are we gonna hit tonight? The Sexhole, or Daddy's Little Secret? Either or... hey, Diz? You always seem to have time to go out... who's babysitting your daughter? ... anyway, that was how Tobor and your mommy came to know each other. Wanna go out for pizza now? Tobor got his van fixed! Yaaaaaaaaay! You're the bestest babysitter ever, Uncle Tobor! He's cheap, he loves kids, and *damn*, but he is a good lay. ... um, Dizzy? I know I shouldn't be asking you this, but what in the monkey HELL is wrong with you?!

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Needs more sodomy.

Story of a Girl: Extra Sauce by DH-01 9-13-02

Hey, Tobor! It's Dizzy... how's Hope treatin' ya tonight? Really good. Tobor's pleased to say that she's been quite the little angel. Hope's asleep now. That's my girl... so, did you two go out for pizza like you said you wanted to? Tobor changed his mind and called out instead. Gave the delivery boy a big tip, too. ... Tobor, sweetie? We're gonna run out of delivery boys willing to come to my house if you keep doing that. Sorry, Dizz, but Tobor can't help it. Tobor likes a man in uniform.

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Needs more sodomy.

DH, you rock. a lot. i've probably already told you that you were my first favorite, but i never would have dreamed that you could be funny even without sodomy... (:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

.... er, wow.

I actually didn't know that, but knowing so makes me feel so much better about my comicking. Thanks a ton, and... um.... more sodomy! YEAH!

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Needs more sodomy.

'Devil In A Sharp Red Suit' was great! (But then I'm one of those wacky occult people, so I *would* think it's hilarious.) Haven't read the rest yet, but keep up the good work!

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I actually didn't know that, but knowing so makes me feel so much better about my comicking.

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Almost as good as your usual. Far better than anything I'm doing. Keep it up!

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Story of a Girl: Bedroom Cowboy Physics by DH-01 9-18-02

So I just said to the lady, "Don't worry, I'm a master in tantric and metaphysical techniques! Hell, I can even project a ki representation of my erection!" Hehheh! Just what the fuck were you talking about again?

Story of a Girl: Fired, In More Ways Than One by DH-01 9-18-02

Oh, how are the weekly employee reports going, Dizzy? Well, it looks like Carter, Bishop and de la Rosa have no-showed for the past week, so they're canned. Ah, those three. They were fat, beefy and useless, anyway. I've already dealt with them personally, and I'll be hiring more overweight individuals at a later time. Quotas to fill and all that. Huh. I just wonder why it's always the larger employees that quit around this time... discrimination, maybe? No, I'm sure their fate guided them elsewhere. Oh, do make sure to announce that we're having our monthly Employee Bar-B-Q soon! We're gonna have lots of ground beef and ribs this time around! .... is it too late for me to say that I'm a militant vegan?

Story of a Girl: Dizzy Is Not Bi (Yet) by DH-01 9-18-02

I understand you find me attractive, and I appreciate your compliment... anyway, I'm gonna go find a really hot guy and gargle his semen. Wanna join me? ... Dizzy learned "Rabid Dyke Deterrent"! Oh, now that was just too easy.

Story of a Girl: Sharing the Load by DH-01 9-18-02

...but right now 'm gonna go find a really hot guy and gargle his semen. Wanna join me? Oh, really? Sure, I'd love to! ... w-wuh? Dizzy learned "Attract Gay Guypals"! I heard that you're a literal dick magnet, and I decided to hang around you to see if I'd get lucky. ... I dunno whether to feel flattered or kinda dirty.

I'm regressing back into my usual perversion, sadly.

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Needs more sodomy.

Funny stuff.

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