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And it's bugging the HELL outta me.

Just what *IS* the 'biscuit game', anyway?

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Space Biscuit! by andydougan 3-06-01

Hey, do you want to play the biscuit game? How do you play? We both wank, aiming our cocks at the biscuit. Last to come eats the biscuit. Sounds fun.... Later... Ahh... How was I supposed to know he'd prematurely ejaculate over a whole packet of digestives. I've never eaten so many digestives covered in cum since the time my dad made dinner.

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Ah, sounds kinda like the good ol' circle jerk I knew and never dared participate in. 4 'players', one apple, ten bucks a person. First to spooge gets $30, second gets his ten back, the third gets nothing, and the last eats the apple.

... heehee.

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There's never been any money involved in our biscuit games, and no prizes, just one, sticky loser.

Having said that, sometimes Boorite pays young boys to play with him, then he loses deliberately.

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Dad was flammable

I'm surprised he hasn't had any competition from the local Roman Catholic clergy in that little scheme.

... but wouldn't it be the Sacrement Game, then?

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I was not aware that people ACTUALLY played the biscuit game. I thought someone came up with it, everyone joked about it, and no one did it. Please someone tell me that I had it right. Please.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Obi lied to me. He said that we should use my mouth instead of a biscut.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Apparently it has actually been played in all-boy boarding schools, so I've heard, anyway.

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A girl I know claims that several of her old guy friends professed that they played "Ooky Cookie," which involved a chocolate chip cookie.

She wanted to know if they were just repressed flaming gays or something.

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A girl I know claims that several of her old guy friends professed that they played "Ooky Cookie," which involved a chocolate chip cookie.

She wanted to know if they were just repressed flaming gays or something.

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http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1050571

That is the most beautiful thing that I have ever read.

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This "game" is rumored to be used during initiation at some fraternities. How odd that someone should be rewarded (ie. not have to eat the biscuit) for premature ejaculation.

An older comic of mine some may have missed.

A Very Special Invitation by Smarmulus 8-21-02

I feel great DexX. Why's that Smarmulus? Mr. Andy Dougan has invited me to participate in a special English pastime. I'm going round his flat for biscuits and a game. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What the hell is so goddamn funny? You're new to ScriptCreator, aren't you?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

ive actually been present while a game of "wank-biscuit" as ive always known it was played. i was also aware of the fact the 4 of the five guys playing had done some ground work before joining the circle. ive never gagged sop much whilst watching a big big manly grrrr game

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Boys have issues.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

No, Time has issues. Boys have a deep seated need to stick their hoo hoo into anything they can from about the age of tweleve on. It's that awkward age. You know.... between puberty and death.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

B3ta just a had a link on this today.

Ugh.