A while back our newly appointed cross-to-bear sub_m7 was kind enough to invite everyone here to his party in Austria.

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ps: we gonna make a party in 2 weeks (14/09/02) and every member from script creator gets free access
e-mail me for more information or visit our site (this is NO SPAM, but an invitation to some non web-based event, which is probably sth 60 - 70 % of you nerds have never been to, so take the chance NOW !!!)

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CC 142: so lonely.... by dcomposed 9-15-02

time for a change of scenery.

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CC142: Cameo by DexX 9-15-02

Charlie Sheen! I'm so glad you could make it to my party! Whatever. Nobody else is here yet. What do you want to do? Look, I'm just here for the free drugs and hookers you promised me. Where are they? Did I say there would be free drugs and hookers? Must have been a misunder- fuck.

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Let's Party! by Spankling 9-15-02

Umph... umph... umph... OHHHH! Little man? don't you think it's time you stepped out of that closet? Your friend is here for your party. That's all right granny. I don't think this is going to be worth the $5 he promised me. She left? Well mom, do you think you could do the favors again? Wel.... okay honey I've got a couple of seconds to spare. Just let me get my knitting needle out.

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Contest 142 (finally) by il_schmucko 9-16-02

D-D-Der Kommissar geht um, oh oh oh! TOBOR COME TO SUB_M7's PARTY! What? I thought I only invited pornographic characters! HIMMELHERRGOTT! YOU NO THINK TOBOR PORNOGRAPHIC?! GET OVER HERE! RAARR! ESSE MEIN ANALVERKEHR!! Close your eyes and think of edelweiss...

if there's an award for research, i nominate myself.

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Par-tay by Namgubed 9-16-02

Meanwhile, back in Austria ... (Jumps out of cake) ♫ Happy birthday, Mr. President ... ♫ Scroe! * DING DONG * Dude! Bitchin' party! But there's a cop at the door, probably to tell us to keep the noise down. *sigh* Guess I'll take care of it. The guy next door? I think he goes by the name of sub-m7. Do you know of any reason he would buy himself a birthday cake, dress up in a tutu and scuba flippers, and then hang himself?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

'Gubed wins.

I'm still laughing.

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CC 142: Happy Birthday! by BigEvilDan 9-16-02

Uh, I'm looking for sub_m7's party. Perfect timing! The clown just arrived, then we're going to have birthday cake.

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Big Cranial Blow-out by itsclark 9-16-02

Thanks for coming to my party. Help yourself to the buffet! All I see is a bowl of stale pretzels. How do you like the band? You've got a set of wind chimes set up in front of an electric fan. Have you met all my friends? Does mom know you've taken every mirror in the house?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Sub-m7's House O' Buggin' by itsclark 9-16-02

Glad you could make it to my party! Cue crickets. Um... are we dead?

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CC 142: confusion by dcomposed 9-16-02

Hi dcomposed, glad you could make it. hey look! It's ObiJo and kramer_vs_kramer! Hi guys! I tell ya, the traffic was a real bitch driving over. why did I come here? Hi, sub_m7! Hello JrnymnNate, welcome to Austria!

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Party of One by itsclark 9-16-02

Welcome to the party! All the action is in the room on your left. Um, there's nothing in there, sub_m7! The buffet is behind that door on your right. That room is empty too! It's a theme party! I'm celebrating the anniversery of my website. Suddenly it's all too clear.

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CC 142: http://blackpunks.tk by dcomposed 9-16-02

Hey sub-m7, I wasn't going to come but your mom offered my five bucks. http://www.sub-m7.official.ws Hi sub_m7! http://www.bio4ema.tk Wanna see up me kilt, laddie? http://www.real aitechnologies.soft-ware.de/

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Ha Ha!!

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:)
I've lowered myself to smileys... what has the world come to?

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That's not fair! I've been here longer, have more comics, and I'm at a lower rank than this guy...

CC 142: Just griping by Devin 9-16-02

Hey, welcome to the strip creator party. E-mail me at sub_m7@yahoo.com if you would like to join. Um, why would I need to E-mail you-- um, nevermind, I'm here for the party. What, I don't recognize you. Get out of here newbie. What the??? I've been here longer AND have more comics than you! Yeah, whatever. so long, sub_m7 http://www.sub-m7.official.ws http://www.bio4ema.tk http://www.realaitechnologies.soft-ware.de http://blackpunks.tk ...I need to post to the message board more often.

Heh, but anyway, lemme see if I can come up with some good entries for this contest.

Donate some dough and then you can put "sub_m7's daddy" as your title.

Still LIfe by vichyssoisegirl 9-16-02

Sorry fella, I'm gonna have to shut down your little party here. But we're having a good time! Riiiiight..... Yo, Jimmy, pull the wagon around front. You don't have to take everyone, do you? Hmmm.... well... I'll let the orangutan stay. But the corpses have to go.

Dance the Night Away by vichyssoisegirl 9-16-02

Who's up for the chicken dance again? Huh? C'mon! I'm gonna distract him for a moment. When his back is turned, you hit him with the rock. Gotcha.

Not By the Hair of My Chinny-Chin-Chin by vichyssoisegirl 9-16-02

Check it out! I taught the dog to smoke out of the bong! Hey, guys. Let me back in, huh? WOOHOO! Time for naked twister! Someone tap that other keg! Please? PARRRTTTTYYYYY! I'll give you one of my cool nicknames.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

CC 142: Where Everybody Knows Your Name by BigEvilDan 9-16-02

I'm amazed, sub_m7. This party isn't as painfully bad as I thought it would be. Wow, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. Oh, and call me bio4ema. Is there anything to eat, bio4ema? Just over in the corner. Oh, and call me ERROR3000. Didn't you say there were dozens of people coming? Yeah, but most of them are me. Oh, and call me clone[77].

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC142: Human-like chat bot by evil_d 9-16-02

Hello, I'm sub_m7. Welcome to my party, which 60 - 70 % of you nerds have never been to. May I offer you some herbal refreshment? Uh, no thanks. So, hey, there's gonna be a band later, right? The point of the original is not really represented in your last comment. So, which of my many websites do you like the most? Oh, I get it. This is the "human-like chat bot". Pretty clever! Okay, where's the real sub_m7? *sniff*

CC142: Currently unavailable for partying by evil_d 9-16-02

Hey, did you go to sub_m7's party last night? No. I tried to, but it turned out no one could get in unless you were friends with someone who was already inside! Oh. Well, I guess that's what he gets for letting Geocities host his party.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Everyone's using Indy Pete to represent sub_m7. Looks like I'll have to conform.

CC 142: "insomnia" by Devin 9-16-02

hey, what do you think of this comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=sub_m7&ID=82372 or this one: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=sub_m7&ID=82373 hey, where are you going? Reading your twelve comics is twelve comics too many! hey !!! don't just let this party die! it's my personal favorite !!!

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Forgive me. I promise to be good in the future.

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Par-tay -1 by Namgubed 9-16-02

Earlier that evening ... You here for the party? Yes, I heard there were free peanuts! Let me tally the blow-up doll consensus ... No. Unanimously. I hate democratic parties.

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CC142: Verbal crimes by evil_d 9-16-02

Hi, I'm sub_m7 aka sub_TAF aka subjektTonArtFilm aka PerfACT. Glad you could make it to my poetry reading. Tonight's first piece is "ode to (stupid) ppl". Poetry reading? I thought this was a party. Shit, I'm outta here. *ahem* "i am a nice guy / yes i am / if you were a nice girl / we'd be the same" What gives? Why am I strapped to this chair? What is this thing, anyway? Poetry appreciation chair. I got it from some passing Vogons. Shit.

CC142: Sex crimes by evil_d 9-16-02

I'm sorry, sub4ema or whoever you are, but we're not having sex. You're just not my type. Too bad you don't have a choice! This party is on the site of a secret illegal gay spot! Open up! We know you're in there! Come out with your pants up! Fuck, it's the cops! We've got to -- okay, why the hell am I strapped in *this* time? Sodomy appreciation chair.

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