Once again, woops. Last time I disappear for a week, I promise!

Here's the contest:

The 80s. So entirely not mined for the comedy inherent within (yes, I am being sarcastic). My rules are simple. Reference a hit 80s pop song, or a band/singer that reached the toppermost of the poppermost in the 1980s. And make me laugh. Yeah, that's it.

Here's a couple examples:

Referencing a song:

The Further Adventures of Murray Head by UnknownEric 11-24-02

One night in Bangkok... I can feel the devil sliding next to me... You ever tasted demon cock? I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Referencing a band:

Huey Lewis and The News by UnknownEric 11-25-02

Tonight on Eyewitness News: All of the world's leaders are killed, nuclear war breaks out in the Middle East, a black hole is headed toward Earth... ...and tonight's top story: Our local football team loses 24-7. For in-depth, 25 minute analysis, here are some half-drunk ex-high school coaches... I want a new drug. ... I think they shoulda run a flea-flicker on 4th and 3...

Contest will be judged Thursday morning (no, really!).
UnknownEric say "Relax, go to it..."

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CC 162: And I'm Just Masturbating by akirajim 12-29-02

I'm gonna become a citizen. Maybe. I think I'm turning Japanese.

CC 162: For Doing Stuff That I Don't Want To by akirajim 12-29-02

Can you tell me the way to the pizza parlor? Take a left at the intersection and walk two blocks down. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

CC 162: Beatin' It by akirajim 12-29-02

Michael Jackson!

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Having been born in 1983, I can't say I remember much 80s mainstream music, but I do know that Sesame Street was pretty damn "popular" in the preschool crowd I ran with...

CC 162: In 1989 I was six years old... by mikeweeney 12-29-02

o/ These are the people in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood. /o ... and so EVERYBODY can be your friend, no matter how different they are. All you need is love! And CUT! Alright, nice job Baby Bear, take five. o/ They're the people that you meet when you're walking down the street, /o Goddam fucking bullshit! I hate this job! ...Oh, hi there Oscar, you look blue... er, sad. What's wrong? Ah, nothing. Well, it's just that my grouchy demeaner isn't really getting me the ladies, and I REALLY need to get laid. o/ They're the people that you meet each day! /o Well I'm not sure, but I have a friend named "Baby Brown Eye" that I think may be able to help you. Wonderful! I think Mr. Baby Brown Eye and my buddy Grouchy Green Gonads will be coming together very soon. *grin*

Mmmmm, and such a lovely little pun in the third panel :-P

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cc162 - Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean by kramer_vs_kramer 12-30-02

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! Please leave. Now. Are you kidding? Have you seen the state of my place?

C162: Katrina and the Waves by fuzzyman 12-30-02

Somewhere on the surface of the Sun I'm walkin' on sunshine, Oh-oooh! I'm walkin' on sunshine, Oh-oooh! AND IT BURNS!!! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!! MY FEEEEET!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Toni Basil by fuzzyman 12-30-02

Oh Mickey, you´re so fine! You´re so fine you blow my mind! HEY, MICKEY!!!!! HEY, MICKEY!!!!! Oh Mickey, you´re so fine! You´re so fine you blow my mind! HEY, MICKEY!!!!! HEY, MICKEY!!!!! Oh Mickey, you´re so fine! You´re so fine you blow my mind! HEY, MICKEY!!!!! OVER HERE!!! ARE YOU FREAKIN' DEAF????

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC162: Phil Collins by fuzzyman 12-30-02

She's an easy lover... She'll get a hold on you, believe it! And like no other... KNEEL, WORM!!! Before you know it you'll be on your knees!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

cc162 - Das is Geil, ja? by kramer_vs_kramer 12-30-02

Hmm... I really don't think much of the centrefold this month.

CC 162: Part 1 of 33 by kaufman 12-30-02

Luft. Luft. Luft.

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CC 162: The beginning of the end by Blackwolf 12-30-02

Aha! AHA! AhA! AHA! What? Why is he going like Aha all the time? AHA! Ah. I get it! You are a big fan of the band A-ha! No, I said Aha because I thought up a new and interesting way of killing you! AHA!

CC 162: The essence of whiteness! by Blackwolf 12-30-02

Michael goes to hell! Im bad aint I? Yes, indeed! Im Black and white too aint I? Well, Doh! Im fucked, totally fucked! This is hell aint it? Ayup!

CC 162: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! by Blackwolf 12-30-02

Im gonna jump! I cant take it anymore! Or wait.. Suddenly someone walks by. Jump! Aaaaaa! That does it!

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CC 162: Michael Jackson by boinky33 12-30-02

Just beat it! Okay. Fap! Fap! Fap! Thank you. Don't mention it.

An idea I used for a different comic competition...revamped.

CC 162: Crew Cutting Boy George 1 by punkrockskaboy 12-30-02

I'm leaving you...that is all there is to it. Wait!! My sweet serenade willc onvince you to stay! This aughtta be good. I...I just died in your arms tonight! Musta been somethin' ya said... That bad huh?

CC 162: Crew Cutting Boy George 2 by punkrockskaboy 12-30-02

Please!! You can't leave me! GOODBYE! Do you really want to hurt me? Oh sweet jesus... Do you really want to make me cry?

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If kramer doesn't win this, I'll eat my tongue.

If kramer doesn't win this, I'LL eat your tounge.

CC162: Father is of a Bizarre New Order by Blew_Crabs 12-30-02

o/` Everytime I see you falling, I get down on my knees and pray... o/` -however- we prefer this love triangle three sided. Yeah, scram. No room for another shaved tater in the vestry.

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CC 162: A View to a Bondbarella by kaufman 12-30-02

I have you trapped, Mr. Bond. And I'm about to inflict upon you my most notorious machine. Oh yes, Duran Duran, I've heard about it. A machine that literally fucks the life out of you. Well, I'm not afraid of it. Strap me in! Hah! I said my most notorious machine. I was referring to my portable CD player. A CD player? And you expect me to die? o/` Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand... Why no, Mr Bond, I expect you to sing! AAAAAACK! The reflex!

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Especially for you by TheGovernor 12-30-02

Popular Aussie Soap "Neighbours" circa 1987 Gee Charlene, as the two most popular characters why dont we milk this temporary fame and run off to Brisbane as an excuse to start cheesy pop careers in the UK Good idea Scott, but I should be so lucky....hey thats not bad. And as we all know Kylie and Jason had successful pop careers and went on to carve out their own particular niches in the world of celebrity Streetfighter the movie?, hmm maybe just the vehicle im looking for to launch my hollywood career. Maybe if I pretend to be gay for a while people will start to like me again ...but their actions had consequences as they had opened up the floodgates for a host of c-list Aussies.... "Hey Mona! Ooh Mona! Tell you Mona what I wanna do, build a house next door to you!" Die McLaughlan... Stefan Dennis I'll deal with you later

Ack, mine seems a little forced to me. Maybe I'll try again later.

Untitled by Hanbidge 12-29-02

Oi! You! You're a cunt and everything you do is a pointless failure Hey, it's like the song "Ridicule is nothing to scared of..." Unless you're the sort of person who has no thoughts of his own, and bases his opinions on those of others... ...Yes, you are right. I deserve to die.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

Hmm... I'm pretty sure this first one was earlier than the 80s but just in case:

Everyone likes this song by Juanwalez 12-30-02

o/` I dont like pussy... o/` Oh no... o/` I fuckin' love it!

this one is all 80s though:

Gary Numan has a lot of enemies by Juanwalez 12-30-02

We'll see how fucking safe your car is Gary

He he, I liked that one.

I done more.

Christmas cheer! by Hanbidge 12-30-02

You know, what with it being Christmas, and my current joint-induced state, I'm inclined to sing a festive song... Oh aye? What song would that be? o/` I'm walking in the air... o/` I fucking hate you.

G&R by Hanbidge 12-30-02

Axl W. Rose races a dilemma... I need to find a band member who won't piss me off, so he can stay in the band... Of course! That's it! Why didn't I think of this before! I'll clone myself! What could go wrong? Get the fuck outta my band!

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

I love you guys.

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VH1 Behind the Music: Cutting room floor episode 41 by ladyjdotnet 12-30-02

Mike Score tells his story... And I ran. I ran so far away. And then, he hit bottom? No, I just ran, I ran all night and day. Fuck this. Let's get a real musician. But, I couldn't get away.

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CC 162: But What About the Hairy Palms? by kaufman 12-30-02

...Yeah, I'm playing with myself again. I really don't care what people think, and it feels good. Don't you realize that the blood rush to your penis causes a pressure differential which pulls on your retinas? Huh? And the excitation causes an unhealthy release of ephedrines in your brain, which can leak into your optical cortex, causing permanent damage? She blinded me with science. And furthermore, the release of semen into the air causes a slight ionization that can burn your corneas.