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heh.. anus.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

loincloth...ew.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

I always thought it was Dahmer.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer who killed serial like.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Some say boinky33's real name is Jeffrey.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well actually I read it on Shape Factory.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Your parents are hippies too?

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Your parents are hippies too?

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Actually, boinky33 is my middle name.

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Who?

Ooh! Ooh! Good owl! Can you do a duck?

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DUCK YOU!

DUCK YOU!

"xnoslkXXX HOT Buffy doES IT wITH BarNeyaRD ANImaKLS!!!!OJslnms"

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Uh .... okay.

Not that I do it with barnyard animals. I'm just saying, that if I did it with said duck, and it was recorded for posterity, then put online, and someone wanted an obnoxious way to get people to see it, that might be how the title of the spam e-mail would read. I only have do it with cab drivers, so I'll likely only show up on HBO.

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What if the cab was driven by a duck?

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It would be easier to understand what the driver is saying.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Have you ever listened to Donald speak? And speaking of Donald Duck, why is it that he walks around with no pants on, but when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel around his waist?

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That comic was terrible. Only people with an awful sense of humour, or an unhealthy desire for children, does comics like "come and sit on my lap", or "dont tell anyone about our secret". It's NOT FUNNY.

I think this wasn't meant to be funny. I think it's his real-life story. He wrote it the way he lived it... as Jesus getting sexually harassed by Doc.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I adapted that strip from the book Jesus: In My Own Words. His inspiring autobiography.

Anyways, chill out, duder. Look at 90% of the comics at this place. They either revolve around kiddy fucking, ass raping, or robots wanting to rape full grown men. If you expect any type of maturity to grow out of a site that lets its bored and slightly mental online community go loose on comic strips, then you must think money grows on trees. And as my mother and father have confirmed, money growing on trees is physically impossible.

But if you didn't like my comic. That's fine, sure I'll have to deal with rejection. But hey, another day, another rejection for me. I'm gonna go cry in my underwear now.

As Buffylavalamp raised the issue of Donald Duck, I would respond:

Quackgh! Hraghfaqkwkqwakwa!

Bah! Anyone want to suggest a suitable English translation for the "Donald Duck gets pissed off " sound?

Oh wait, the comic? Sorry! Honest, I thought it was funny. What Doc Brown and Jesus do in their own time is not for me to pay any attention to.

There was a fecking hilarious one with lowpass Jesus with a Star trek theme. I'll find it and post a link...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Now it all makes sense!']
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Distressingly, these mark the only occurrences of the text string "commander riker" in any stripcreator comics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!