Back to the Time When Jesus Died Horribly by Davis 1-06-03

Jesus! What are you doing on that cross! I've figured out how we can travel back in time using a cool looking car to get your father and mother back togethor, so you'll be born! But, Dr. The concert is next week and I got tickets to go with Kelly Sue! Now come on, Marty...I mean Jesus. We need you to be born, otherwise we will never have had this creepy relationship! Hrm, alright. But will I get to show off the cool car to all the...ya know...GIRLS! Oh you youngsters and your hormones. Sure, Jesus. But hey, you can sit on my lap again, youngster. Better double up on my loincloths, cause I need a buffer zone between my anus and his large pulsating rod.

heh.. anus.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

loincloth...ew.

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

I always thought it was Dahmer.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer who killed serial like.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Some say boinky33's real name is Jeffrey.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well actually I read it on Shape Factory.

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Your parents are hippies too?

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Davis is my last name.
Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.

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Your parents are hippies too?

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Actually, boinky33 is my middle name.

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Who?

Ooh! Ooh! Good owl! Can you do a duck?

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DUCK YOU!

DUCK YOU!

"xnoslkXXX HOT Buffy doES IT wITH BarNeyaRD ANImaKLS!!!!OJslnms"

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Uh .... okay.

Not that I do it with barnyard animals. I'm just saying, that if I did it with said duck, and it was recorded for posterity, then put online, and someone wanted an obnoxious way to get people to see it, that might be how the title of the spam e-mail would read. I only have do it with cab drivers, so I'll likely only show up on HBO.

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What if the cab was driven by a duck?

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It would be easier to understand what the driver is saying.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Have you ever listened to Donald speak? And speaking of Donald Duck, why is it that he walks around with no pants on, but when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel around his waist?

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That comic was terrible. Only people with an awful sense of humour, or an unhealthy desire for children, does comics like "come and sit on my lap", or "dont tell anyone about our secret". It's NOT FUNNY.

I think this wasn't meant to be funny. I think it's his real-life story. He wrote it the way he lived it... as Jesus getting sexually harassed by Doc.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I adapted that strip from the book Jesus: In My Own Words. His inspiring autobiography.

Anyways, chill out, duder. Look at 90% of the comics at this place. They either revolve around kiddy fucking, ass raping, or robots wanting to rape full grown men. If you expect any type of maturity to grow out of a site that lets its bored and slightly mental online community go loose on comic strips, then you must think money grows on trees. And as my mother and father have confirmed, money growing on trees is physically impossible.

But if you didn't like my comic. That's fine, sure I'll have to deal with rejection. But hey, another day, another rejection for me. I'm gonna go cry in my underwear now.

As Buffylavalamp raised the issue of Donald Duck, I would respond:

Quackgh! Hraghfaqkwkqwakwa!

Bah! Anyone want to suggest a suitable English translation for the "Donald Duck gets pissed off " sound?

Oh wait, the comic? Sorry! Honest, I thought it was funny. What Doc Brown and Jesus do in their own time is not for me to pay any attention to.

There was a fecking hilarious one with lowpass Jesus with a Star trek theme. I'll find it and post a link...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

Now it all makes sense! Part 2 by fuzzyman 10-24-01

I mean it, Mr. LaForge! Get me down from here! No can do, Commander Riker! Why the hell not? Well, Captain Picard wants to tie up all the loose ends. The plan now is for you to die. Then Dr. Crusher will revive you after three days. This is because I substituted Sleepytime for Earl Grey in the replicator, isn't it? You're a real wit, sir.

CC 6.1 - Now it all makes sense! Part 3 by BigEvilDan 10-31-01

I know Commander Riker is covering for our little "beam Jesus into deep space" incident, but what are we doing here? The Romans have managed to steal some of our technology, and are using it to maintain their empire. Data, it's up to you to destroy the Roman empire. I assume I have the Enterprise's resources at my disposal, Captain? All we can spare are the PickMaster 3000 electric nosepicker, some dryer lint, and Counsellor Troi. You expect me to destroy an entire empire with just the three most useless items on the ship? It could be worse. Worf is supposed to cure cancer with only a rubber band and Wesley Crusher. I wish we hadn't used up our budget on that epic space battle.

Fuzzyman @ 304 by fuzzyman 3-07-02

Yes, well, let's finish up this retrospective of Fuzzyman's greatest hits. Okay, here is a scene that was cut from "Now It All Makes Sense!" Dammit Geordi, get me down from here! Sorry, Commander Riker! But don't worry... I'll fill in for you at your scheduled threesome with Worf and Deanna tonight. They always cut out the good parts. Do tell.

Now it all makes sense! Part 3 by fuzzyman 8-14-02

Counsellor Troi! Please help me! Captain Picard won't let me down from here. I sense that I'm too busy to help you, Commander Riker. What? Deanna? Please... it's me... Will. Your little Number One! I sense that you have difficulty making commitments. What? Oh, okay... I'll marry you, if you insist. *sigh* I sense that you'll be hanging from that cross for a few more days.

[Click to view comic: 'Now it all makes sense! Part 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Now it all makes sense! Part 5']

Distressingly, these mark the only occurrences of the text string "commander riker" in any stripcreator comics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!