Ok, i'm new here, and I'm pretty old, so I don't want people crying about my comics, because they use bad curses or whatever. It's my show so you have to deal. Here is my first comic, but i'll mkae more soon so no worrying.

cowboy and little girl by shlimple 1-30-03

Oh god, i'm spraying shit all over the place! Oh jesus, now i'm vomiting! Thats so fucking funny, shit sprayer! Sploooooge! Shit just keeps sprayign all over, its getting in my mouth now. Ew, i'm eating my own shit ew! Ew, you are pissing yourself too! Oh god, now my anus is bleeding, and the shit has blood all over it, and it just got in my eyes and everyone is puking from the blood and shit! ew! Oh jesus, now i'm puking from all this bloody shit that got in my mouth and ears!

I made another but i don't have to post it because you can click on the button below this box if you want to see my comics, I don't know if you knew that already or whatever. By the way, if you are easily offended don't read it or whatever. It's not for kids but rather for older people.

I don't know, I'm finding it hard to believe anyone but kids would be amused by this stuff.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Obviously not, I'm old so that wouldn't make any sense then. Its adult humor like in R movies, which i see all the time.

Wow, sophisticated. Can I be cool like you?
*Ahem*
Splooooge!

How was that? Can I be old like you now?

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Sex Piano.

i like to be george

Oh yeah? I'm twenty-THREE years old!

damn i didn't spell my name right haha.

i'm twenty-twenty. minus twenty-one. equals nineteen.

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I really am a fan.

Ummm... er... aaaaahhhh... Wow. Ummm... Yeah.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

I'm 19. YAY!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

i like to be george

boinky33 your comics are funny. i saw one with ferrets and ejaculating. it was awesome.

Thaaaaaaaaaaat's right.