I've seen that contests tend to be funnier if there are less restrictions on the strippers. Of course, funny isn't what these contests are all about, but I've never been one to go with the crowd. Anyway, Contest 37 will have very few rules:

There must be at least three different characters in the strip.

At least two different backgrounds must be used.

You can only use dialogue in one panel. It can be any panel, though.

...That's all the rules. These will either be incredibly simple or incredibly hard to make funny, as evidenced by: 21881

The contest will end on... Tuesday. At about 2 PM, Pacific.

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Goddamnit, Gabe. If you have a winning entry, please wait until after a few other people have posted to cruelly shatter their hopes.

What is the timeframe, anywho? I don't want to have my strip up to be humiliated for quite so long this time.

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The contest will end on... Tuesday. At about 2 PM, Pacific.

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Who am I kidding? I never wait more than 30 minutes to submit one of these.
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O-B! O-B!

Wow. That was actually good. I think ObiJean must be gabe_billings pretending to be another incarnation of Obi.

I wondered if thought balloons counted as dialogue, but decided to play it straight ...

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Wow. That was actually good. I think ObiJean must be gabe_billings pretending to be another incarnation of Obi.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

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This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

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Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

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Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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As a few other people have said, I hope the narration doesn't count as dialogue. I was sorely tempted to stick in thought balloons, too, but decided against it. Not that it matters - in my opinion, this one is a contest between Dave and Gabe.

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this one is a contest between Dave and Gabe.

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Is that 'Shit not again' as in, another contest between the two of us, or 'Shit not again' another felchmaster called me Dave?

The first one.

Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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Every time I see that it cheeses me off. When I made up the user id I just assumed that as with most computer applications you couldn't use spaces and capitals would be ignored. Then I saw Big Evil Dan and new that neither of those was the case. My anal retentiveness doesn't like an underscore in my name, but I thought it was a necessary evil.

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Ramma X! I have a new rule to live by. Thank you. (Insult the judge, not dance with transexuals.)

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Ramma X! I have a new rule to live by. Thank you. (Insult the judge, not dance with transexuals.)

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(Insult the judge, not dance with transexuals.)

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Is there some reason you can't do both?

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You will all be crushed.

And damn you, Vid. I'd hoped to not have entered a contest, but look at me now. A plague on all your houses! YESH!

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Hrm.

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But I'm not going to disqualify anyone, since you followed the rules I actually gave you.

And Ranma X, if you enter more than once, you have to designate just one strip as your actual entry.

Oh yeah, and remind me to smack you. A lot.

DH, you know that now that you've entered, there's a chance you'll win and have to work on the next contest, right, Neon Green Slackass? :)

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And Ranma X, if you enter more than once, you have to designate just one strip as your actual entry.

Oh yeah, and remind me to smack you. A lot.

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I'm pretty sure that canuck bastard Bung Weevil Dave has this contest in the bag, but here's mine anyway...

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I just wanted to say that wirthling's strip "The Evolution Of Michael Jackson" is the funniest fucking thing I've read here in weeks.

Thanks,

bunner

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I just want to say that wirthling blows goats.

I just wanted to say that I do get a reasonable amount of satifaction in watching all of the sayings that I came up with initially being used on here by almost everybody.

Love,

bunner

Wow... My very first contest. Hope it doesn't suck *too* badly.

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Is it just me, or is "ObiJean" code for "O.B./GYN?"

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I could just pretend I was being clever and thought that, but no. Just needed a chick's name that started with J.

I vote for Boorite! Oh, that's right. The other contest is the clusterfuck. We don't get to vote here.

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I'll use this as my entry. I'm guessing it's only been done 863 times before.

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I knew Bush shouldn't join Habitat for Humanity.

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I just wanted to say that wirthling's strip "The Evolution Of Michael Jackson" is the funniest fucking thing I've read here in weeks.

Thanks,

bunner

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So far, I think I'd have to vote for Spankling's first one with the whore. If that one's not voteable, I'd have to go with Gabe's "Hide and Go Seek"

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So far, I think I'd have to vote for Spankling's first one with the whore. If that one's not voteable, I'd have to go with Gabe's "Hide and Go Seek"

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Or maybe I should just keep flooding the board with crap comics until the contest ends...

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Judgement time, suckas.

Originally, since there were so many good entries in this one, I was considering pronouncing more than one person as winners, and then watching the debacle of their having to work together on the rules of the next contest... but I'm too lazy to do that.

Anyway, boorite, gabe, Dan and ObiJean were all damn funny, but one person here took advantage of my weakness for self-referential humor, and netted himself a totally unexpected win:

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