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Scyess
February 13, 2003 12:06 AM

Well it's no secret that after 169 comic competitions, we're running out of ideas. I was just going to make this one identical to CC 121, but then a brilliant idea came to me... Okay, so it was actually a really stupid idea. But at least it came to me, which is really more than I can expect these days.

Here is the rule:

* Someone in your comic has a burning, stomach-churning, soul-upturning, undiscerning yearning for a stapler.

Brilliant, huh?

All right, it doesn't have to be that extreme, but someone in your comic wants a stapler pretty badly, and it must drive or add to the comic in some way. (In other words, you can't have the first panel left say, "Can I borrow a stapler?" then have the comic say no more about it.)

How's that for a comic competition? No? No, you're right. It needs a few more rules. How about these:

* At least one character in the comic must be something you don't see in reality: a pink donkey, Jesus, a talking chessboard, a lower-middle-class black female Republican, etc.
* Absolutely no references may be made to line dancing anywhere in your comic.
* Somewhere in your comic you must use either the English definite article or one of the English indefinite articles.

Judging will be either Monday afternoon sometime or whenever this contest threatens to exceed 3 pages long, whichever is sooner. Also, maybe some other time.


Standard Fine Print


  • Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers and forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, wirthling sucking, Cowboy Physics, etc. They're old, they're tired, and many of them weren't funny to begin with. So even though they're technically allowed by the rules, I will not find them funny. So you will lose.
  • Go ahead and post as many entries as you want.
  • Series are welcome, but the comics will probably be judged individually.

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Zegota
February 13, 2003 2:49 AM

125800

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Zegota
February 13, 2003 2:54 AM

Damn, forgot the something you can't see in real life rule.
Altough, a black person having the better hand over a white (blond blue eyed) person is sorta rare no?

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Zegota
February 13, 2003 3:03 AM

125801

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bonwag
February 13, 2003 4:15 AM

125810

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bonwag
February 13, 2003 4:18 AM

Perhaps I should point out that that comic is absolutely compliant, in every way.

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crabby
February 13, 2003 5:18 AM

125818

Here's a classic for you pricks to enjoy.

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wirthling
February 13, 2003 6:56 AM

125823

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KajunFirefly
February 13, 2003 7:10 AM

125824

more to follow...

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mikeweeney
February 13, 2003 8:00 AM

Damn! Already Clippy has been used! And I thought I was going to be soo clever. Oh well, I'll still use him anyway.

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kaufman
February 13, 2003 8:02 AM

I hope this hasn't reached the level of in-joke yet ...

125828

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boorite
February 13, 2003 8:06 AM

This is odd. In IRC just yesterday, we were fairly sure that the Armageddon Wave was about to envelop Brad and his surroundings, and that these were his last moments on Earth. I seized this opportunity to ask him, and I quote:

"Can I have your stapler?"

If memory serves, Scyess was not connected at the time. So this simultaneous obsession with a specific office supply constitutes a remarkable coincidence. I wonder if there is a natural explanation.

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kaufman
February 13, 2003 8:14 AM

125829

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Bargaintuan
February 13, 2003 9:38 AM

You think you're running out of ideas...

125846

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mmyers
February 13, 2003 9:44 AM

I've never tried to do one of these before, but here goes...
125845

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User #16352
February 13, 2003 9:58 AM

I refuse to enter this contest.

Because I have no ideas.

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Devin
February 13, 2003 10:49 AM

Scyess might as well have required us to derive Einstein's theory of relativity.

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boorite
February 13, 2003 10:57 AM

quote:
I refuse to enter this contest.

Because I have no ideas.



Never stopped you before.

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kaufman
February 13, 2003 11:14 AM

quote:
Scyess might as well have required us to derive Einstein's theory of relativity.
lim (Relativity(x+z) - Relativity(x)) / z
z->0

What's the problem?

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User #16352
February 13, 2003 11:52 AM

quote:
quote:
I refuse to enter this contest.

Because I have no ideas.



Never stopped you before.
..............................

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KajunFirefly
February 13, 2003 1:57 PM

125876
125883
125884
125887
125888

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mikeweeney
February 13, 2003 2:58 PM

A little teaser to wet your whistle:

125907

More to come...

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ahrange
February 13, 2003 3:09 PM

First time trying this but how could I resist with my love for staplers and stealing them? These really suck though.

125901

125911

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ArtemisStrong
February 13, 2003 3:43 PM

125921

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ahrange
February 13, 2003 3:46 PM

One more for tonight, more when my brain starts working again.

125922

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Trippingbillee
February 13, 2003 6:24 PM

125985

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NeoVid
February 13, 2003 6:37 PM

125990

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kaufman
February 13, 2003 7:27 PM

If I were running this contest, I'd disqualify anyone who didn't know the difference between stationary and stationery. But anyway:

125999
126004

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Chaly
February 13, 2003 8:38 PM

Hopefully this is better than my last try at a comic contest. And hopefully, I'm not going straight to hell or anything. ¬_¬

126033

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BigEvilDan
February 13, 2003 8:49 PM

126037

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illyanadmc
February 13, 2003 10:25 PM

that was awesome.

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illyanadmc
February 13, 2003 10:41 PM

aah, a two-parter.

126043
126044

on a somewhat related note, i stapled my finger today. it hurt.

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Trippingbillee
February 13, 2003 11:03 PM

quote:
126037

We've got a winner!

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Trippingbillee
February 13, 2003 11:14 PM

To see why there is a IV after it, check out my other comics.

126050

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mikeweeney
February 13, 2003 11:33 PM

I would just like to say that mmeyers strip was superb.

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mikeweeney
February 13, 2003 11:49 PM

quote:
A little teaser to wet your whistle:

125907

More to come...



126047
126049
126051
126052
126054

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mikeweeney
February 13, 2003 11:54 PM

God FUCKING dammit! Contrary to what my comic "First Date" would have you believe, I do know the difference between "here" and "hear", and I am not, in fact, retarded.

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itsclark
February 14, 2003 5:26 AM

126071

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mmyers
February 14, 2003 8:27 AM

Thanks for the good tidings, mikeweeney. Big Evil Dan has raised the bar, I believe. Back to the lab.

126087

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kingofthehill
February 14, 2003 9:25 AM

126093

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kingofthehill
February 14, 2003 9:29 AM

p.s. the one before mine is hilarious and should win. i love the middle section more than my own mother.

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Bargaintuan
February 14, 2003 9:41 AM

OK. This is a second attempt.

126095

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KajunFirefly
February 14, 2003 10:25 AM

quote:
If I were running this contest, I'd disqualify anyone who didn't know the difference between stationary and stationery. But anyway:
Yeah, I figured it out eventually.

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Buffylavalamp
February 14, 2003 4:12 PM

126137

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jes_lawson
February 14, 2003 4:36 PM

126066

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andydougan
February 14, 2003 6:29 PM

I was going to enter this, but the competition's too steep for my liking.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 15, 2003 6:19 AM

straight fight between Jes and Dan i reckon.

Wayyyyy beyond the level of "Funny" im capable of attaining.

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fuzzyman
February 15, 2003 6:52 AM

126240

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Devin
February 15, 2003 9:53 AM

quote:
straight fight between Jes and Dan i reckon.
I'm rooting for the newbie underdog. Go Dan go!

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Trippingbillee
February 15, 2003 10:38 AM

126265

This actually happened in my Psych class yesterday.

Not really.

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