I've been trying and failing to come up with an original and entertaining contest idea, so instead I'm ripping off my own contest.

For this contest you must make a comic (or series) that is compliant with the rules of any two contests between CC 101 and CC 174 (inclusive). A few ground rules:

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[*] Include the number of any contests you use. If I'm too lazy to come up with a new contest, I'm certainly not going to be reading through dozens of contest threads.
[*] Bonus points (not redeemable for anything) will be given for complying with more than to contests.
[*] Judging will be sometime on Friday.
[*] Comics making fun of my laziness will be disqualified. Probably. If I get around to it.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC175: Compliant With Myself, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh... by UnknownEric 3-11-03

We'll return you to your movie of the week in just a second. But first, do you miss the great music of the 80s? Oh God, yes! Yes! I get wet just THINKING about it. Then why don't you slip this in? Huge, Throbbing Hits of the 80s? Wow, who's on it? Mostly Samantha Fox, actually.

I chose to be compliant with the two comic contests that I done runned. CC162 & CC174. Yeah, it's kinda like cheating, only funner!!!

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I has a flavor!

Another loser!

CC 175: teh mad rappist's Run-in with the Law (165+172) by BDD 3-11-03

coem back hear asiasn girl im gona rapp you! some one help!! out of my wae i neeed to nale taht bithc!!! I don't think so, buddy. Raping - err, rapping is illegal. I'm going to have to take you into custody. You won't be on these streets anymore, because you're BANNED. ha ha ha. no aisan girl so its you. BEND OVER HOAR no, some one help!!

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

CC116 + CC161 = CC175: The War on Bathos by TheGovernor 3-11-03

My fellow Americans, since the war on terror has stalled somewhat we've decided to fight a new war against the ultimate in evil which is again threatening our nation... Truely this disease, this blight on our society can not be allowed to continue, so terrible is it that Im adding it to my Axis of Evil and making it our number one priority.. This wickedness must be stopped, which is why I've decided to divert our entire nations might to help fight the war on DISCO!

I actually made this a month ago, but it happens to be compliant with CC173, which makes it compliant with this one (I never got around to posting it for the previous contest):

Rock Out With Your Sock Out by lemur68 2-10-03

I'm a COWBOY! On a steel horse III riiiide! I'm wanted--WAAAWNEHHHED! DEAD OR ALIIII-HIIYIIIVE!! God dammit, Indie Pete. This "irony" bullshit has gone TOO far. Sheeit. He ain't no cowboy.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Compliant with everything.

Compliant with every contest ever. by shlimple 3-12-03

What are you doing? It's impossble for me to be compliant with every contest ever! !!!IMPLODE!!!

CC175: A Lover's Quarrel, interrupted (CC162) by apejuice 3-13-03

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. . . b-b-but Lord . . . This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. special? Oh Christ! Damn right you will sunshine. And I'll take a fuckin' lung too if you don't treat daddy nice.

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I LIVE!

Yo, I got one complient with FOUR contests!

(CC137+CC150+CC173+CC139) by Hanbidge 3-13-03

After years of saving, I finally got into pirate College... Aaaaaarr? Arr! ...but I was tricked. It was a Medical College in disguise... Let's hear that Hypocratic Oath again. ...and I couldn't get a refund... Easy come easy go - will you let me go? Bismillah! No - we will not let you go!

That's 137 for the Pirate,
150 for the Misconception of College,
173 for the Disguise,
and finally 139 for the Doctor. Note I followed the rules of not using the scientist, and got in lines from Bohemian Rhapsody, as requested.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

this won't go down as one of the greastest CCs ever that's for sure.

No, that title's reserved for the third tag-team cup.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Here are my egotistical entries to this contest:

From contests #161 and #134:

CC 175: Duck Blind by Scyess 3-13-03

My gosh, those hunters look like they're about to shoot those ducks! Yep. Hey, what are they doing with those speakers? They're forcing them to listen to disco! I must protect those innocent ducks at all cost! Look! A scythe! How fortuitous! ...and that's why I showed up late for my test covered in blood, Mrs. Quackstein. Right. And that we found the cafeteria lady in several pieces in the dumpster is just a coincidence.

The following two entries follow the rules of #121:

Original:

Exploding dog... Thingdate monday... by Reonak 1-21-02

Captain's log... thingdate monday... Still no sign of food. And the lack of it is giving me the niftiest hallucinations I've had in a while. ¿Yo Quero TACO BELL?

Improved, also follows the rules of #161 and #170

CC 175: Exploding dog... Thingdate monday... #53160 by Scyess 3-13-03

Captain's log... thingdate monday... Still no sign of food. ...but at least I have my Beegees tape to keep my sanity. DAMMIT, ROGER! CAN'T YOU EVEN PERFORM THE SIMPLE TASK OF FETCHING ME A STAPLER WITHOUT CRAWLING INTO THAT TRASH CAN IN FRONT OF THAT STUPID OCEAN POSTER AND PLAYING "CASTAWAY" TO THAT GOD-AWFUL TAPE?

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Original:

Home on the Rage by bjz9099 4-06-01

Oh boy! Maybe one day I could be President! Why that's a super goal, li'l lady! Wait a sec...ya ain't Jewish, are ya?

Improved, also follows the rules of #134

CC 175: Home on the Rage #11430 by Scyess 3-13-03

Oh boy! Maybe one day I could be President! Why that's a super goal, li'l lady! 50 Years Later... Oh boy! Maybe one day I could be President! No, dear, it's hard to fuck your way to the top since I passed that Manditory Male Castration bill in '49.

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"Old" is the old new.

CC175: (CC114 + CC167) Cut the Bloodlust! by TheGovernor 3-13-03

Back to the Future: Alternative Ending Marty, you gotta come back with me back where? BACK....TO THE FUTURE!!! *Sigh* not again, Look Doc Id love to go on a zany adventure with you and meet my own progeny to whom I bear a resounding resemblance, but I can't, Time travel has a weird affect on me What effect? Is it a problem with the flux capacitor? I guess you could put it like that. My Anus is Bleeding

I think its funny that I spent about three hours researching this comic. I've never worked harder during one of my work breaks in my life.
Oh, and just for the extra, extra bonus points, this comic is also compliant with CC 155. Then again, so is everyone else's.

CC 175: 139, 145, 161 compliant. by Trippingbillee 3-13-03

Doctor, I think I found a lump on my breast, but it doesn't really matter... doesn't really matter to me. To me. Oh, but it should! Breast cancer is a serious illness! I know, but here's my thinking. If I just don't think about it, it will go away! Well, I've never heard of that method, but it sounds crazy enough to work! She was wrong. She died a horrible, horrible death. Everybody cried.

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Sex Piano.

I haven't read any of the comics, but I'm really concerned that if you guys pile too many rules on yourselves, you'll make your comics less funny.

I did a lot of research on prime numbered comics which could be influenced with an original series star trek character ala lara7's cc132, which I could then use with another CC, but then I said bugger it, and went for the easy ones again.

Humbug!
Really wanted to get scotty to say My Anus is bleeding, whilst yearning for a stapler, but I guess some jokes just aren't worth the effort.

Compliant with CCs 114, 143, 145, and of course 155. So there.

The Sound of Müselix 6 by Namgubed 3-14-03

Meanwhile, back at a noteworthy midwestern mountain range ... ♫ The Grand Tetons are alive ... ♫ ♫ with lumpy mole-hills! ♫ AHH-AHHH-AH-AH-AHHH!! ... I'm sorry. This awareness campaign thing just isn't working. Hey! Take it from Fred Savage: work is work, uniboob!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Well, there were lots of entries (and by lots I mean almost none), so I'm going to skip the honourable mentions and just name Scyess the winner.

Okay, here we go:

Scyess is the winner.

May you have better luck than I.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

167&171

Commie Contest 175 by kaufman 3-14-03

Russia, 1917 o/` Imagine there's no countries, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too ... Did you write those words, Mr. Lenin? They're very profound and moving. I think I'll grant you your deepest desire. I dream of a workers' paradise. I would like to be responsible for making all of Mother Russia Red. Done! My anus is bleeding.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No honorable mentions?

I feel cheated.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

FUCK! I can't believe I didn't win this one!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet