The Oscars and CC177 got me thinking about awards and contests and the like, so that's the topic dejour. You have to have your characters present at an award ceremony, whether it be on stage, backstage, in the green room, in the audience, or on the red carpet, or somewhere that I missed.

The sillier the award, the more I'll like it. Old comics are eligible, why not.

I'll give you until Friday morning, or sometime around that.

Toodles.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 140; Like Rain On Your Wedding Day by bonwag 8-29-02

I won a humility medal, but they took it off me because I wore it. Now, I've won an award for irony. I think they're screwing with my head. We want our damned trophy back

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exit, pursued by a bear

Oldies welcome? Let me repost this series ...

Maddest of the Mads #1 by kaufman 3-07-02

The nominees for Best Performance by a Mad Scientist are: Sven Albertson for food denutrization, P. Edward Antic for Comic DNA Transplants, Ernst Breckenmeister for Augmentation of Solar Flares, Hideo Funigawa for Reptile Enhancement, and Maria Stolichkova for photon annihilation. And the winner is: P. Edward Antic, Comic DNA Transplants. Success! I will now give stripcreator characters the genetic material from other strips and assemble an invincible army!

Maddest of the Mads #2 by kaufman 3-07-02

Tell us about your experiments, Dr. Antic, how did they begin? Well, I'm not such a mad scientist that I'd immediately experiment on human subjects. My first experiment was to infuse dogonball with the genetic material of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts. This unfortunately had disasterous results; the dog kept pulling the ball out from under himself.

Maddest of the Mads #3 by kaufman 3-07-02

I had a major breakthrough when I found out that I was not limited to organic recipients. Implanting the genetic material of Dagwood Bumstead into Tobor did result in serious personality changes. My lucky day, he's asleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. And I do mean serious. RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNED BEEF YOU!

Maddest of the Mads #4 by kaufman 3-07-02

Dr. Antic, tell us about your first experiments on human subjects. Well, I tried injecting some DNA from the Family Circus Daddy into the cowboy character. So I said, "Well, them kids ain't gonna generate dotted lines by themselves." Ha, ha. Unfortunately, I'd spilled some of Mr. Keane's DNA on myself, so when the cops asked who'd done that to the cowboy, all I could say was "Not me."

Maddest of the Mads #5 by kaufman 3-07-02

So your early experiments had mixed results. But you still weren't even a blip on the Billboard Mad Scientists chart. That's right, and I knew I wouldn't be until I went after ... the forumusers. Indeed, my first such foray sent shivers around the world. That would be where you gave gabe_billings genetic material from Bazooka Joe? Darn right! Hey Gabe, tell me the truth. Do you like wirthling? I really don't know, Dan. I've never wirthled.

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Maddest of the Mads #6 by kaufman 3-07-02

Then a further breakthrough: A double transfusion! All right. Now to build some snow-grenades and flamethrowers... DNA from Calvin and Hobbes into kaufman and his cat ...

Maddest of the Mads #7 by kaufman 3-07-02

But we haven't yet talked about the one that really cemented your credentials for Mad Scientist of the Year. You mean where I gave the fly character DNA from Spiderman and he wound up entangling and eating himself? No, you know very well what I'm talking about. The time you injected genetic material from Cathy into ... Oh. THAT one. ACK! How can I possibly go out on a date tonight. My nails aren't perfect and this loincloth makes me look fat!

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Here's an oldie of mine. A bit crude, but it fits the contest!

The 2002 National Cussing Awards by UnknownEric 1-02-03

Hello, and welcome to the 2002 National Cussing Awards in beautiful Los Angeles. The big award, "Dirtiest Mouth of 2002," is still to come. But first... The Most Creative New Cuss of the Year. The nominees are: Cock Rambler, Fuckin' Ass-Titty, and Ballfuck.

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I has a flavor!

CC 178: Zing! by Zegota 3-25-03

And the award for best female artist goes too... Halle Berry! Oh thank you, I'm so honoured. Wtf? You're not Halle Berry. I forgot to put my make-up on, just hand over the award bitch.

CC 178: I bet this award really exists by Zegota 3-25-03

Presenting the next award, because he can run fast, Maurice Greene! *Applause* And the award for best Cornholing screen, for the 4th consecutive year, goes too... TOBOR! RAAAAAAAR, COME BACK! TOBOR WILL CORHOLE YOU WITH AWARD!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 178 by boinky33 3-25-03

boinky33, you win the award for being the laziest comic creator. Oh, joy.

CC 178 2 by boinky33 3-25-03

boinky33, you win the award for doing the same joke over and over again. Oh, joy.

CC 178: The SUKDBBCAPs by zaphodb_12 3-25-03

Welcome to the nth annaul stripcreator.com utility-knife dinner banquet benefit ceremony awards presentation! Yes, it's the SUKDBBCAP, and, once again, we are your default hostesses. Due to a dearth of PayPal donations, we were not able to afford a decent background--let alone the red carpet, the limos, the microphones... Hell, we don't even have any envelopes! Still, the winners will receive our everlasting love and affection* [love and affection given only in exchange for $5]. And now...the nominees for Best Use of Tobor in a Non-Cornholing Role!

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you earthlings are too uptight, man

Motive by TheGovernor 3-25-03

A.D. 35 ...and the winner of this years 'Most Benevolent Man in Judea' award goes to..... Jesus of Nazareth. Sadly Jesus can not be here tonight,... ....and so accepting the award and prize money of 10,000 sheckles on Jesus's behalf is his very close friend, Judas Iscariot.

CC178: Dubya's Hegemony Achievement Awards by Blew_Crabs 3-25-03

And the winner for a Non-Supporting Role in a Humanitarian Invasion... ...The World! We will not stand idle as you forcibly plunder resources under a fictitious pretext ...[mmmmpffh] Oh, that silly World... always trying to upstage me during my show.

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CC 178 3 by boinky33 3-25-03

boinky33, you win a blow job. Oh, joy.

cc 178: we have a wiener by NeoVid 3-25-03

Congratulations, you've just won the first annual Loser Award! You got it for your record 77 comic contest long losing streak. Thank you. I'll work hard to continue my streak in contest 178.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What a loooooooong strange trip it's been by Spankling 3-25-03

And in the lifetime achievement category, April Hornblow wins for these vintage shots proving that deep throating didn’t start in the 70s! I thought I destroyed those negatives back in 1957!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A Black, a Jew, and an Irishman walk into an Awards Ceremony by obijo 3-26-03

And the winner of this year's Best Ethnic Stereotype is... It's be me. Sho nuff. This is a cash award, right? Erin Go *Burp*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Community Chest by kaufman 3-26-03

YOU WON SECOND PRIZE IN A BEAUTY CONTEST. COLLECT $10. Yessss!

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CC178: Big Winner Alright. by maddog00 3-26-03

Hey, I just won the National Clearing House Sweepstakes! Look, here's the check. Here, let me see that. Yeah, boy. Millions of dollars here I come. You didn't win, you idiot. That check is fake. What you did win is free three issues of Sports Illustrated. Shit, I shouldn't of bought those three cars then. Nope.

CC 178: Try listening to Freddy Quinn by Zegota 3-26-03

In the green room So? What award did they ask you to present? The "You're too old, stop making movies and go die somewhere with dignity" award. Woosh, that's the sound of time passing I'm proud to present this years Lifetime Achievement Award ...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC178: The Life Awards by PhreakyChinchilla 3-27-03

And now, joining us via satellite to accept the award for "Most Likely to be Nuked Soon"... SADDAM HUSSEIN! .. I thank you very much for this award, yes. I would also like to thank the US for arming me 20 years ago and getting me off to a good start to take ove-- DIE!!!!!!!!!! .... Well, sorry we had to cut that short. Network only allows so much graphic content... on to the next award.. "Most Likely To die alone" ... GEORGE CLOONEY! You'd think with my good looks and cleft chin, I wouldn't be lonely. But I am. Oh, but I am.

I have no shame.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Wait, when did Obi come back?

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Dad was flammable

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Wait, when did Obi come back?

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Now I know this one is similar to another one a few posts up. I apologize, I didn't even read all these before doing mine. I guess great minds think alike. Now if I could just figure out why my mind is thinking like a great mind, there must be some kind of mistake...

CC178: Moon Over Miami, Body Parts Over Afghanistan by MaxPayne 3-27-03

I won the "Most Likely To Frequent Pointless Websites" award when I was in school ...and the winner of this year's "Most Likely to get Blown Up" award is.... Osama Bin Laden! *APPLAUSE* Thank you, thank you. I'd just like to thank Allah, and I'd also like to say-

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

To make ammends for my earlier unintentional copycatism, behold!

CC178: Two Hearts That Beat As One by MaxPayne 3-27-03

At a recent U.N. conference, President Bush & Prime Minister Blair.... Oh, you look so cute in your little vest. I hereby award you the "Sexiest Foreign Official of the Millenia" award. Now now, Georgey, we're in public! What I'd love to do to YOU in public, you big hunk of..... What I'd love to do to YOU in public, you big hunk of..... *COUGH* Sorry, ladies and gentlemen of the council, I've just discovered that I must go home to take care of...something... Yes, I also must....go to President Bush's house.....on a completely unrelated issue....