CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-17-03

INTERVIEW! Accidentally mention your comics on your CV. Bleed $5 each turn until you can get a real job. So, how much of your work day do you think you dedicate to pedophilia? Fuck. DOWNTIME! Roll an extra turn and gain $25 for productive time you otherwise would have wasted on stripcreator.com Hm... I guess what the server need wasn't "more coffee." CONVENTION! Stripcreators meet in real life. Lose a turn for humiliation and every turn thereafter until you can become more interesting in real life. TOBOR WILL... um... I have nothing to talk about.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Stripcreator Board Game by TheGovernor 4-17-03

Complicated Comic Competiton Rules Square. If your first name has an 'E' in it, but the total letters do not exceed 6 roll again. People from Europe miss a turn if blue is their favourite colour.   ?   Goat Square. Pick up or take the Goat card (only one player can have this at a time during game), Gives immunity from ass rape until someone else lands on square. Also pays $10 if rapist is Welsh. GOOD v EVIL: Roll the die, if the number is odd (which rhymes with God) then your cause is just and you get to roll again, if the number is even, the devil has you, roll again but travel backwards Nasty Pig Fucker! Nerdy Do-Gooder!

SCBG 4 by umfumdisi 4-17-03

WIN-A-CC SQUARE: This square does not actually exist. Move forward three spaces of importance in your mind. I WON! Wait... this can't be right. PUN-DE-MOAN-IUM!!!! Push the RED "Kaufman" button in the middle of the board. Puns will spew forth from the voice chip until three 3s are rolled successively. Tormentor? I barely know her! Why am I more funny after 3 beers? Beer Giggles! How do you make a turnip salad? Turnip upside-down? Hey, where's everyone going? For fuck's sake, roll some 3s! SAFETY DANCE: All male players remove their hats. Here it goes... oh, don't look so surprised.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Other comics have alluded to a deck, so this next strip provides some cards for it:

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [3] - Cards by evil_d 4-17-03

READ THE FAQ: Hold this card. It will save you from embarassment. Don't be a jerk? Why, that's almost sensible! THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD: Pay $75. You are now a donator. We're talking about Canada, right? GOAT OUT OF JAIL FREE: Due to an unfortunate typo, this card doesn't actually do anything. Discard it. Or feed it to your goat.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [4] by evil_d 4-17-03

D00D WTF HOW DO I EDIT OR DELETE MY COMIX: Pay $50, unless you have an FAQ card. D00D WTF HOW CAN I POST MY COMIX: Pay $75, unless you have an FAQ card. D00D WTF I AM STARTING COMIX CONTEST 5629 AND THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MY COMIX ARE FUNNY: Pay $100 and lose a turn, unless you have an FAQ card.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [5] by evil_d 4-17-03

YOU WRITE A FUNNY COMIC: Bless your soul. Collect $500 and roll again. This panel has been censored due to extreme comedy. LIKE PHOTOSHOPPING FISH INTO A BARREL: You win a contest in Photoshop Valley... probably due to the lack of competition. Collect $100, but only if there's another player on this space. Hmmm... needs more domo-kuns. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: Someone reads your damn comics and offers you advice. Take another turn! Unfortuntely, you're too stubborn to listen to it. Lose your next turn. English is your first language, so maybe you should try writing in it. That's a good idea, but on the other hand, maybe you should bite me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism. In that vain, more cards.

More cards by mmyers 4-18-03

Sometimes you have to take two steps back to go four steps forward, so do that. Lucky I wore my running shoes. Cards mixed in from a different game. Remove Funny Bone for $500. or you can just use this as a FAQ card. I'm a good doctor...No, wait, I AM a good doctor...I'm a GOOD doctor. Yeah, that sounds good. Stare at your navel, trying to untangle it with your mind. If you are unable to do this, lose one turn. It's pronounced "Ohm-phalo-skep-sis" but I can't remember how to spell it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

More cards in this next one.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [6] - Cards by evil_d 4-18-03

28K: Hold this card until instructed to discard it, or until you draw a T3 card. While you hold it, subtract 1 from all your movement rolls. So..... I..... says..... Well..... them..... rotor..... turbines..... I know how you feel, man. T3: Hold this card until instructed to discard it, or until you draw a 28K card. While you hold it, add 1 to all your movement rolls. I'm stripping at a rate of 3.26 comics per second. Amateur. LIVING LEGEND: You write a comic that people will be talking about for years to come. As long as you hold this card, double any number you roll on a die for any reason. (*Whoooosh!!!*) You've got cancer!

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [7] by evil_d 4-18-03

SELL YOUR ACCOUNT ON EBAY: Hold an auction for your account. Switch places on the board and cards held with the high bidder. *** Mint condition! Respected regular! Definitely not banned! *** Wait a minute, aren't you sub_m7? SEEING THE LIGHT: After several months, dozens of comics and hundreds of posts, someone finally draws your attention to the "Display comics in forums" option. Lose a turn while staring in wonderment. Oh my god... it's full of crap. ENORMOUS GRAPHIC IN YOUR SIG: All other players lose their next turn waiting to download it. Players holding a 28K card lose two turns. Players holding a T3 card are exempt. How else will people know I'm LordDarkDeath? They could look at your username...?

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [8] by evil_d 4-18-03

BANNED: Congratulations, you're an asshole. Lose all of your cards and money and return to Start. I can count the number of people who have been banned from Stripcreator on one ear. SERIES: Roll one die. Lose that many turns and draw that many cards. It's a 23-part series about the hilarious antics that ensue when the Grim Reaper joins Microsoft's tech support department. My eyes, they are on fire. RESERVE STATUS: You stop visiting Stripcreator for a while, but continue to hang out with SC users at other sites. You may not move again until you are in last place. Man, Tag Team Comic Cup Three is taking forever. There's a Tag Team Comic Cup Three?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

So, this ends next Wednesday, huh?

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [9] by evil_d 4-18-03

UNABLE TO LOG IN: On your next turn, move as normal, but ignore the consequences of the space you land on. D00D WTF I CAN'T LOG IN THIS SITE SUX0RS Yes, I'll see about fixing that immediately. FAVORITES LISTS: You're on some people's favorites lists! Isn't that nice. You and the players to your left and right each draw a card. Captain Obvious... Dr. Pedantic... Tobor... fuck... Non-Sequitur Donkey.... TAG TEAM COMIC CUP: Participation is optional. All players who choose to participate lose a turn and roll the die. All players who roll the highest number draw a card and win $500. You'll never get us, coppers! We're starting another TTCC and there's nothing you can do about it!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sorry if I'm rehashing ideas anyone has done already. I've read them all but I don't promise I remember them all.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [10] by evil_d 4-18-03

THINK OF IT AS A VACATION TO THE HAGUE: Your comics are so awful that you are accused of crimes against humanity. Pay $400 in legal fees. Your honor, all females depicted in my client's comics are over the age of 18. Not guilty! COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: You sure are an idiot. Move backwards on subsequent turns, until you pass another player who can point out your errors. NE1 WHO WOULD MAKE MORE THAN TEN POSTS ON THIS SITE IS A DUMB GAY NERD Does that explain why you won't leave? FOR MY DEAD HOMIES: Beloved SC art is lost due to antiquated copyright laws. I'm sure he'd want to be buried along with all of your cards. So discard them already. I'm sorry, it's just not the same. Do you think you could cut off one ear?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

More cards. Somebody kick me.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [11] - Cards by evil_d 4-18-03

MISREMEMBERED PLATITUDE TROUT: Hold this card. Discard it when you land on a space of your choosing to avoid all the consequences (negative and positive) of that space. An apple a day leads to Rome. BETTING ON THE NEWBIES: You and the other players take bets on how long certain newbies will stay around. You win. Collect $20 from each player. It's simple really. Time spent at site is inversely proportional to funniness. DCCVCT: Hold this card. You may discard it whenever you are forced to pay money to a player or the bank. Collect that amount from that player or the bank instead. Your comic thesis on nuclear physics was brilliant. I've never been so drunk in my life as when I wrote that.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [12] by evil_d 4-18-03

IT'S A FREE INTERNET: You vehemently defend your right to annoy people in the forums. Spend $100 for a crash course in maturity. Freedom of speech! I can say whatever I want! So there! Manboobs! Your parents must be so proud. MAGNIFICENT BASTARD: You are declared an official magnificent bastard! Collect $50 and take another turn. I dub thee Sir Boorite, M.B. *sniff* ...this is the happiest day of my life. BULLETS, NOT CUM: You create a fake account and begin trolling the forums. All players must roll the die to see if they fall for it. Any who roll a 5 or 6 must pay you $30. God made AIDS to punish the Canadians! Black people prefer pens to pencils! You're such a bigiot. I feel sorry for you.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

So does anyone wanna start up a game of this?

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game (1) by Devin 4-19-03

Sucky sucky special: The asiangirls are having a sale! Lose only fo dollah! Now me luv you 20% longer! *sigh* It's tough to make a living these days... Curse of Zegota: Your anus is now bleeding. Shove the pronged end of a fork up your butt to simulate this effect. You're a butthead! I sure am. Hey, look, my anus is bleeding! New feature: As always, Brad is teh win! All players now roll one more die on their turn. Er, Brad, why did the new stripcreator funny-izer delete all my comics...?

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game (2) by Devin 4-19-03

Curse of Devin: Go from 10 to 1500 posts in six months and annoy the hell out of everyone! From now on, players ending up on the same space as you get a free roll. Manboobs!... um... hello? Busted: You accidently reveal one of your alter-egos. Every other player that is actually you is removed from play. ObiJo, y'all. Real name, no gimmicks. Er, what are you talking about, akirajim? Buttonmen invasion: All players roll a die and lose that many turns minus one. NeoVid doesn't have to roll; he automatically loses five turns. Excuse me, sir, the library closed two hours ago. Must... play... more...

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game (3) by Devin 4-19-03

Bugs: *gasp* Brad made a boo-boo in his script! All players' movement rolls are halved (rounded down) until and including your next turn. Help! The comic funny-izer turned all my jokes into Cowboy Physics! Are you sure your jokes aren't funnier that way? Blank space Curse of bunnerabb: Due to copyright problems, your avatar was removed! Remove your playing piece from the board and remember your position mentally. I'm telling you, I'm 3 spaces from winning!

The Stripcreator Board Game, cards by Devin 4-19-03

Staff of Cornholing (+3): Use on an opponent to reduce movement to 1 for the next 3 turns. It's quiet... too quiet... ladyj: Berates people for their mistakes. Use on an opponent to cause him/her to lose a turn, wallowing in their own shame. First of all, it's spelled s-t-r-i-p-c-r-e-a-t-o-r. Second of all, it's only ONE word. Third... WAAAH, I want my mommy! Procrastination: You think up comic ideas but rarely get around to them. Lose 6 turns, but your movement roll is increased sixfold on the 7th turn. 1000 comics in one day! How do you do it? I write the ideas down and set them aside until June.

<-- Rolls a 4.

SCBG 5 by umfumdisi 4-19-03

NO FARKING SPACE: The player landing on this space must shout, "Boobies!" Any players who laugh go back two spaces. Anyone who didn't laugh is the gay and must say three "Rosie O'Donnells" as penance. "Photoshop this tuba-playing cow" or "Boobies." What to do, what to do? MAD MAGAZINE GAME TRIBUTE SQUARE: Each player gives $50 to the player with the LEAST money. Then, switch places with the player on your right and switch clothing with the player on your left. I am NOT taking my clothes off in front of you dweebs. TIMES SQUARE: Everyone sings the "Green Acres" theme song. ~\ "Dahlink I love you, but give me Pahk Avenue!" /~ ~\ "Dahlink I love you, but give me Pahk Avenue!" /~

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game (4) by Devin 4-20-03

Curse of mmyers: You win a Comic Contest, but show up a couple of days late-- enough time for the judge to declare another winner! Lose your turn to the first player who calls it. Noo! I'll never have a social life again! Time continuum slipstream: You accidently disrupt the time-space continuum, causing time to reset itself. All players are sent back to START. So I says, "those time-space continuums don't reset time by themselves!" Ha ha! Welcome to Belgium: This space does not exist.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [13] - Cards by evil_d 4-21-03

FIREWALLED: The network administrators at your office install blocking software. Hold this card. While you have it, skip every third turn. So you don't think there's anything strange about using software called "NetNanny" in a workplace full of adults? I don't have time for irony. I'm too busy playing Nethack. REVISIONIST: Hold this card. You may discard it whenever you get a die roll you don't like. Choose a number from 1 to 6 and play as if you had rolled that number instead. I didn't think your last comic was all that great. I used to have you on my favorites list, but in light of this new information, I've discovered that you suck and I hate you. LURKER: Hold this card. While you have it, ignore any cards or spaces that require you to pay money to or receive money from another player.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [14] by evil_d 4-21-03

MAN-EATING ELEPHANT: Go back to Start. CRUNCH CRUNCH NEW FEATURES: Brad makes some system upgrades that make your life much easier. Discard any cards you don't want. Now you can put a sombrero on every character. Including props. Still no support for deleting other people's comics, huh? ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS: You adapt or extend a comic someone else wrote. On your next turn, instead of rolling the die, move one space more than the previous player did. I reckon as I'm gonna "liberate" this here bug! Happy birthday!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Clue: Drunken Glasgow Edition! by ArtemisStrong 4-21-03

Kajun killed him in the bathroom with the haggis. You made me spill my beer, you wang! Well, enjoy death, you fucking chum-mopper! Geniu$ killed him in the Turkish Bath with the Tin-Tin Collection Hardcover©. I said use CANOLA oil, NOT Crisco! ChoobyChooby killed him in the fluffernutter with the fuzzy pink dice. Shoulda' worn your anti-fuzzypinkdice helmet. *Chooby escapes through a secret exit.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Feed the Boards by kaufman 4-21-03

Play some Buttonmen. The RNG hates you. For your next 5 turns, your left-hand opponent sets your die rolls. *BASTARD* Start a "What are the rules of this contest?" challenge. Add a new secret rule to this game and collect $1 from each violator whenever it is violated (remember, YOU must always follow your rule). A man, a plan, a can, that is the question. All right portion words got odd lengths. A visit from Cthulhu leaves you insane. For the remainder of the game, move forward on odd rolls or instructions, and backward on even ones.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Speaking from experiance, that is SO not funny.

Speaking from experiance, that is SO not funny.

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How do you mean? Not funny because it's in bad taste? Or not funny because it's a weak joke?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I think he's saying that being NetNanny'ed is not funny.

Stripcreator Board Game! The Pill Cards! by Zegota 4-22-03

SPACY PILL! Take a green pill from the pill bag, the number of colours you see is the number of spaces you may move. Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow moving vibration ... ... that it projects itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death and we're the imagination of ourselves. SPASMY PILL! Take a blue pill from the pill bag, the number of seconds you can remain on your chair is the number of spaces you can move forward. That's not foam on my lips. SHITTI PILL! Take a yellow pill from the pill bag. The number of seconds it takes before you rush to the toilet is the number of spaces you can move. If you befoul yourself you must skip a turn.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 182 #5 by MaKK_BeNN 4-22-03

You get your eyes poked out. Continue to play, but in the wrong direction. Brad freezes in a cold Canadian winter. Lose 3 turns while he thaws out. A plane crashes into one of your buildings of national symbolism. Watch CNN for one turn.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Lazy, I know.

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by Bargaintuan 4-22-03

KAJUN GETS DRUNK. Stumble back two spaces. KAJUN GETS DRUNK. Stumble back two spaces. KAJUN GETS DRUNK. Stumble back two spaces.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Stripcreator Board Game. The Pill Cards Expansion pack by Zegota 4-22-03

KILLY PILL! Take a black pill from the pill bag. GORY PILL! Take a red pill from the pill bag, the number of orifices you start bleeding from is the number of spaces you can move. RAAAAAR! SPONSORED BY TOBOR PHARMACEUTICALS PUKY PILL! Take a grey pill from the pill bag, the number of people you throw up on is the number of space you can move. SPLAT SPLAT

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...