You know, back in the days which this contest aims to revive, people used the Bongo character to represent Amazed Porno Bunny. The more things change....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Amazed Porno Bunny? I have heard this name before, and yet know nothing about it... Why oh why God have I heard this name before?

AND WITH THAT MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO CAPS!!!!!!!

CRABBY GETS CAPPY IN A CRAPPY COMIC by crabby 6-29-01

As your lord and savior I demand to know why you have abandoned CAPS!!!! That was a very important part of your charm. HUH??? I don't suck dick!!! That whole thing has grown stale don't you think??? But jesus everyone makes fun of me when I use all CAPS. They will make fun of you know matter what my child. WELL IF JESUS WANTS CAPS THEN JESUS GETS CAPS!!!!!!!

Hey, Jesus says we can make fun of crabby no matter what!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Those Christians, they get all the fun.

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Don't worry. Satan says we can mock him too.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Don't worry. Satan says we can mock him too.

i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

ANYONE ELSE IN HERE FIND DrPedantic TO BE A BIT OF A KNOW-IT-ALL?????
I KNOW I ALREADY POSTED THIS ELSEWHERE BUT I THINK WE CAN ALL APRECIATE THIS!!!!

DrPedantic is bigger than JESUS by crabby 6-28-01

Hello JESUS. Please DrPedantic just leave me alone! I think I'll just stay here and wait for you to make a mistake and then correct you, there by making you feel inferior to me!!! Go eat some NUTS!!!! A peanut is not a nut. I got crucified for people like this!!!!!

I hadn't noticed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am not a squirrel.

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Get it right!

That Doctor Pedantic bloke is a bit of a one-note character, wouldn't you say?

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Almost a caricature - perhaps just a bit over the top in his single mindedness.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

But do YOU suck dick? That is the question.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

For reasons that should be obvious to everyone but crabby, I do not.

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Get it right!

That Dr. Pedantic is such a smartypants, I'll bet he even knows obscure things like what "pedantic" means or how to read a FAQ.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Someday a light will go ON.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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quote:

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i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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May i ask why???

May i ask why???

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The truth about DrPedantics appearance!!!! by crabby 6-29-01

DrPedantic being the know-it-all that he is would rather have a character that represents his personality more than just a lame scientist. This doesn't look like me at all when will someone get it right????? Seeing as how DrPedantic enjoys nuts in his mouth he's better suited to be a squirrel. This is so much better!!!! I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!! Well that makes one of us!!!!

Such a simpleton you are, Crabby. Are you illiterate, or simply feigning ignorance? Were you born devoid of sensory capability with regards to subtlety, or is the utter lack of insight you display simply a ruse? I wonder if even the powers of Captain Monosyllabic can save you?

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Get it right!

I'm totally incapable of thinking of mean-spirited things to say to Crabby. Really, heh, I am... heh heh heh...

Anyway:

CC 40: Low's past by NeoVid 6-29-01

So, we're stars in this comic strip generator thing now? Yeah! I think that since we're the default characters, we'll end up as mascots. I think we're more likely to end up being overused in all sorts of horrible strips I don't even want to think about. ...Yeah. In fact, Captain Obvious should have said that. "Hi! I'm possessing this little Asian girl just so I can tell you that I don't exist yet!"

First thing I thought of.

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CRABBY PUTS THE FEUD TO BED!!!! by crabby 6-29-01

HUH???? Look DrPedantic I don't want any more trouble lets just put this all behind us. We must run un speakable horror is coming our way!!!! Such a simpleton you are, Crabby. Are you illiterate, or simply feigning ignorance? HUH???? I don't have to time to argue I gotta get outta here!!!! I wonder if even the powers of Captain Monosyllabic can save you? BLAH!!!! I TOBOR SHALL CORN HOLE YOU!!!!! Get it right!

I don't buy the stupid act. Real stupid people act stupid. He acts like someone trying to be stupid. I still think he's ObiJo in disguise. He couldn't stand being away and he's trying to save face by not appearing in his true guise.

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