A Sign From God. by Ewwwww 6-07-03

boorite and dragonxero have an interesting chat. No you didn't. I really did make stripcreator, If im lying may the Apocalypse commence right now. Dude that was a coincidence

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 191: Rocket Science by Trippingbillee 6-07-03

Have you ever noticed that our house is made of rocks? No. What makes you say that? Well, look around. It is. It's just a pile of rocks. Look, I'm no rock scientist, or even a house scientist, but I think I know a pile of rocks from a house. I'm divorcing you. Look, I'm no divorce scientist, but I'm pretty sure that "divorce" isn't even a word.

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Sex Piano.

Not that I'll ever win one of these things, but I'll be offline until June 14th, so don't pick me.

Here's another one for fun:

Brad's World? by umfumdisi 6-07-03

Wow, this is great. I have three websites visited by millions of people... And I stink of money because I bathe in c-notes everday... Still, I must publish one more site to completely take over teh Internet. It'll have to be porn, of course... Welcum to www.defaultasians.com!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Reality Check by crabby 6-07-03

Het guys! It's me your old buddy Devin. I think I'll post some insightful humor for you all to enjoy. DEVIN LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK! WE ALL HATE YOU! These guys are so crazy. I really feel like a part of the group. Since they pretend to hate me I think I'll start to bash myself they'll love that. Devin seriously, you're really lame. Please leave and never come back. This sandwhich is almost as great as all my new friends. CHOKE! CHOKE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! CHOKE AND DIE!

WINNER!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I missed it... what was it Devin did?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

He raped me.

Its not rape if you like it boinky.

(>_<)

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC191: Chicken Misinformation by TheGovernor 6-08-03

Seriously though, Ive heard nothing but good things about France The people are really friendly, the streets are clean, and you really have to respect them pretending to surrender so they could continue to fight the Germans during World War Two, that was genius Yes indeed, no better place on Earth than France *sigh*

Yours, Mine, and Ours by choadwarrior 6-08-03

I think these lawsuits trying to force corporations to pay reparations for slavery are ridiculous. What about all the good things rich, white people have done for blacks? Ha! Name one. I'll name two... Not only did Mr. Drummond adopt Arnold and Willis but the Papadopolises also adopted that cute, little scamp Webster.

Maybe this falls under the in-joke heading and disqualifies me, but I had to "finish out" my first entry. I couldn't write a comic and leave myself as dominant.

The day that never happened part 2 by Spankling 6-08-03

[grovel] *sigh* Get up, please. Or may I help you up? You seem to misunderstand me... What? You don't like girls? No! I mean YES! It's just that, I'm more comfortable on the bottom, so to speak. You want me to lay on top of you and lick your feet? It shouldn't be this complicated.

The day that never happened part 3 by Spankling 6-08-03

You wanna take me up the ass? ... uhm... not in as much... You wanna go deep sea diving? uhm... no. I get it! You're a shit sniffing, spineless, perve bitch! Well GET DOWN AND DO IT, BOY! [grovel] it is so good to be understood! [grovel]

I feel better.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That makes one of us

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

As you may recall, descolada99 won. Hopefully, he can repost his new rules.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn! I was gonna post that I won in this Bizzaro Stripcreator.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The gods have spoken! CC 192 displeases them!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

AH HA

::: Thanks to a server crash, and a ripple in the space-time continuum, Descolada's win was erased, never to be found again :::

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

So that means I win! Right, right?

No, Devin. Even if SC crashed and all reg's died and Canada slipped into the ocean thereby preventing Brad from getting SC back up and running, you still would not win.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Well shucks and a half. I'll re-write the CC192 rules. I will NOT be denied my victory!!!

Unless a large donation is made to the Jason Wants To Be A Jobless Slacker For The Rest Of His Life Fund.

CC192 to be reposted in a matter of mere MINUTES

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I think you made more sense than you were trying to. If sc was gone forever, there wouldn't be a Comic Contest, and how do I win a Comic Contest when there is none?

I think you made more sense than you were trying to. If sc was gone forever, there wouldn't be a Comic Contest, and how do I win a Comic Contest when there is none?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Third base!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®