The 29th of this month marks my 29th year on the planet Earth. People keep telling me that this is my 'Golden Birthday', whatever that means, and also keep reminding me that I'll be thirty in no time at all. People are subtly trying to convince me to do something wild and crazy for my 29th.
In this train of thought stands the contest. An important event is approaching your character and they are going to do something they have never done before to celebrate it and have disasterous results (don't worry about me, I'm going to wrestling, playing putt-putt golf, and eating at an all you can eat salad bar; mmmmm)
It's a straight forward kind of thing. Have fun, make me laugh, judging is on Wednesday in the afternoon. Toodles.
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.