I thought I'd post the one series I sort of have, because I'm bored and I want to feel loved or hated or meh'd.

Marketing. by Trippingbillee 1-17-03

I make up for 75% of the hip-hop industry's target audience. I especially like DMX. It's because I feel like he was just like me at his age, so I can relate to his music really well. I also like those portable yogurt tubes. They also make them with Jell-O, but I got a reputation to protect.

Marketing II. by Trippingbillee 1-21-03

Anxiety. Sadness. Despair. Fear. Pain. Zoloft. Setraline HCL. Pfizer.

Marketing III by Trippingbillee 2-02-03

Hi, Kids! I'm "Quest", the new nicotine-free cigarrette. No nicotine? Why, that sounds great! What did the FDA say? They didn't. We're not being marketed as a way to quit smoking. We're merely nicotine-free! So you have all the health risks of smoking attached, but not the benefits? What's the selling point? Wonderful, refreshing, "fill-your-lungs-with-mucus!" cancer. Wow! Cancer! After AIDS, that's the coolest fatal illness!

CC 170: Marketing IV by Trippingbillee 2-13-03

Quick! I need a stapler! *Does not compute* Huh? You were built for only one purpose: Handing out staplers! *Does not compute* That's the LAST time I order something in my Amazon.com "Gold Box". *Now THAT computes. With great, can't-lose offers!"

CC 171: Marketing V by Trippingbillee 2-18-03

I am the mystical Purple Donkey, lost in the ancient deserts of Finland. You have found me. I shall grant you two wishes. Ok, well, I've always wanted those totally sweet neon lights that go under my car! You know what I'm talking about? The ones that light up the road? *Poof* It is done. A second wish? That's about all I can think of.

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That's about it. I'll post some more when I make them. Yes, I know some of them suck.

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Sex Piano.

No responses? I feel loved.

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Sex Piano.

Oh, i thought I said i liked them, must have been the day the server crashed.

I liked this series nearly as much as I like pie. That is to say, a lot.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I ejoyed this series like unto a shot of Bushmills, which is to say a _real_ lot.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I really liked most of the first five, and was too lazy to view the others. Good job.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I, too, enjoyed the series as much as i enjoy the Colonel's chicken, which I enjoy immensley. Cheers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I enjoyed the series less than I enjoy curry and sex, which I enjoy immensely, however I still liked your comics.

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Dad was flammable

If that means curry and sex at the same time I admire your limberness and ambition.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I also only read the first 5 which you posted. Which were good. I agree with you, marketing sucks.

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Poop.

I like them.

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