After 2 years of comic making, I've finally got up the courage to post some here for all to comment on. I figure now is a good time, since I've seen what the racist newbies have been making lately...it's kind of like having two piles of shit, but one has sprinkles on top. Hopefully my comics are that one with the sprinkles. Be honest, I'm a big boy and can take it. Maybe.

So here goes...I think these are good.

Planet of the Apes Alternate Ending by niteowl 6-29-03

Oh my God, I'm home...You really did it, you blew it up! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Although I must say, The Statue Of Liberty is hot as fuck dressed in a bikini.

The Truth Is Revealed by niteowl 7-07-03

Dude, why do you bash gay people so much? Because it's fun! Fags suck! C'mon man. I hate 'em dude! Fags are like, so gay and stuff. It's because they get more action than you do, isn't it? FUCK OFF DUDE!

Poor Ol' Satan. by niteowl 6-11-01

"Welcome to Google.com!" "Searched the web for God. Results 1 - 10 of about 22,000,000." "Searched the web for Satan. Results 1 - 10 of about 1,230,000." I need a better PR team.

Jesus goes door-to-door. by niteowl 2-23-02

*knock knock* Can I help you? Oh, hello Jesus! Wait, how did you knock on the door? Hello. I am here to warn you of the TV evangelists who raise money in the name of religion. They are fakes. Well shit, I just donated $20 of my crack money to Creflo A. Dollar. Any minister with a last name like that can't be trusted.

No More Sucky Sucky by niteowl 2-21-02

I'm pissed off. Why's that? I'm tired of being the default characters when the freaks here first make a comic. All the nasty stuff they make us say! They need to have someone else be first up here! Yeah, I've had enough of that sucky sucky five dolla shit. I hope Kubrick is burning in hell right now for that line. Meet your new default characters! Uh, what the hell is someone using us in their comic for? We haven't had a gig in months. They must like the color blue.

[Click to view comic: 'To Protect And To Serve']
[Click to view comic: 'Selling Points']

These aren't so good...most of these are from when I just started, notice the excessive use of the fire prop in the Devils one.
[Click to view comic: 'Gump']
[Click to view comic: 'Too honest']
[Click to view comic: 'Reality TV?']
[Click to view comic: 'The Devils Face The Music']
[Click to view comic: 'Out of ideas']

And now for the "I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I made these" comics.
[Click to view comic: 'On second thought...']
[Click to view comic: 'I think I broke my 'Z' key']
[Click to view comic: 'Hip Robots']
[Click to view comic: 'Sicko']
[Click to view comic: 'Rude']

Oh yeah, will someone rate me please? I feel naked without the stars. :)

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"No More Sucky Sucky" is probably my favourite. "Selling Points" is good, too, and "The Wild Night is Calling", as well, although you didn't list it. I like the idea of a "Behind the Music" on Rush - a naked guy stepping on a huge brain, no less! That explains why "La Villa Strangiato" causes so many people to smell toast. But - hell - what was the lineup change?

"Gump" made me think of two comics.

Also, they usually have a legend inside or on the bottom. by speedboat_lou 7-19-03

My Mama used to say "Life is like a box of chocolates..." "You never know what you're gonna get." Well, you get chocolates. What was she expecting - light bulbs?

Mrs. Gump by speedboat_lou 7-19-03

Delivery for Mrs. Gump. It's a box of chocolates. Why, thank you very much - I adore chocolates. Just leave it right there, and have yourself a nice day. Later... Well, Forrest - what do you say we open up that there box of chocolates? I have no idea what might be inside.

Thanks for the feedback...the one lineup change Rush had was when original drummer John Rutsey left after their 1st album and tour was over, and in came The Professor. Mmm, toast!

Nice Gump strips btw.

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Good strips. I thought even the ones you didn't like were alright.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I also like them...Jesus goes door-to-door inspired this strip...

Thanks for nice words...I perused yours, very good...especially the Censorware ones.

And thanks for the vote! (I'm assuming you voted for me)

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Okay...I've posted plenty of strips and I can't figure out why that one won't show...here's the URL

DONG! by choadwarrior 7-19-03

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong) Oh, no! Jesus! Have you come to take me to Heaven? In a way...I super fuckin' horny and I need to blow a load. Well, that explains how you were able to ring the doorbell.

Whoa...we posted at the same time choad. Thanks for checking out my comics, btw.

DONG! by choadwarrior 7-19-03

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong) Oh, no! Jesus! Have you come to take me to Heaven? In a way...I super fuckin' horny and I need to blow a load. Well, that explains how you were able to ring the doorbell.

Nice!

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Pretty good stuff!

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Okay...I've posted plenty of strips and I can't figure out why that one won't show...here's the URL

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=choadwarrior&ID=161012

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You're only supposed to post the bloody comic number!

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Thanks to all who read the earlier ones...Rather than post a new thread, I figured I'd just resurrect this one. Let me know what you think of these newer ones, thanks.

Bad day in the Newsroom by niteowl 10-04-03

Welcome to the News at 6. I'm Phil McCracken. And I'm the token sex object anchor, also known as...nevermind, you don't care what my name is. Oh come on June, people want to know who you are. No they don't! This show has always been about you! You and your hip outfits and frizzy hair and beautiful complexion! Can we please get on with the news now? Yeah, fine, whatever.

Sex Toys by niteowl 10-25-03

Wanna try something different tonight? Sure why not. Come and stuff my stocking big boy. I'm made of wood...in more ways than one. Hmmm. Well? I think your puppet gave me a rash.

SC Music Video by niteowl 10-17-03

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water Styx - Mr. Roboto RAARRRRR! I CORNHOLED DENNIS DEYOUNG! HE WAS GOOD TOO! 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

SC Music Video - AOR Heaven by niteowl 10-26-03

AC/DC - Sink The Pink What exactly do you mean by "sink"? Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More *knock knock* Excuse me sir... I gave at the office. Go away. The Eagles - Tequila Sunrise Man, drunk off your ass is a great way to start the day. I'll drink to that. *hic*

SC Music Video - Nature's Fury by niteowl 10-27-03

Talking Heads - Take Me To The River Led Zeppelin - The Ocean Rush - The Trees Quit hogging up all the sunlight, bitch! You better watch it buddy, I've got a nasty case of termites. And they're contagious!

[Click to view comic: 'SC Music Video - Caught In A Mosh']
[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']
[Click to view comic: 'Consequences']
[Click to view comic: 'Good God, y'all.']
[Click to view comic: '7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on SC']

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A recent series...

Cartoonist On The Street by niteowl 10-19-03

Hi there. Do you have a couple minutes to spare? Ok. But what for? I'd like to draw you. I'll even let you keep the picture. Alright, cool. I should've thought of this earlier. What a great way to meet chicks! I hope he doesn't stab me with that fountain pen.

Cartoonist On The Street (2) by niteowl 10-19-03

La la la... So? How's it coming? Beautiful! I surprise myself sometimes. Whew, good. I was beginning to think you really don't know how to draw.

Cartoonist On The Street (3) by niteowl 10-19-03

Shit. Damnit! I'm gonna have to start over. Ok, but could you hurry it up a bit? 20 minutes later... ARRGH! She's gonna walk away soon, I can feel it. Why do guys always have to do such weird stuff to try and get you to go out with them?

Cartoonist On The Street (4) by niteowl 10-19-03

I screwed up. I'll have to start over again. C'mon dude. I've been standing here for almost an hour. 5 minutes, 36 seconds later. I tell ya, this is my best work yet! Awesome. Great. Can't wait to see it.

Cartoonist On The Street (5) by niteowl 10-19-03

Ok, I'm done. Ready to see it? This is rockin'. Yes! No offense, but it's about time. So? What do you think? Is it accurate? Well, why don't you come over around 8:00 tonight and find out if it's accurate. *wink*

[Click to view comic: 'Cartoonist On The Street (6)']
[Click to view comic: 'Cartoonist On The Street (7)']
[Click to view comic: 'Cartoonist On The Street (fin)']

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You didn't post your best comics of all, the music video ones. :/ That makes Baby Jesus cry.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

'Too Honest' is the essential oil of comic strips.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Thanks for reading 'em...and liking 'em!

Here's another series I did a couple months ago. As you get older, you start to realize that things just ain't what they used to be. I think it's my best series so far. You can read these in any order, it's not a true storyline.

Change by niteowl 8-24-03

1988. So what did you think of Ray? I hoped that you would've picked a boyfriend who didn't have all kinds of tattoos. He's a troublemaker isn't he? 1995. So what did you think of Mike? Too many tattoos. He's trouble. I don't like him. Today. So what did you think of Chad? No tattoos? No piercings? What kind of freak is he?

Change (2) by niteowl 8-24-03

1984. Oh man, I just got the gnarliest computer yesterday, a Commodore 64! It's so awesome! You totally suck! Only nerds use computers! 1996. I finally got online! Online? What's that? Today. So what are you doing after school? I've got cheerleader practice, then gonna hit the mall and work on my website after that. Is your website up yet?

Change (3) by niteowl 8-24-03

1985. I'm a Dungeon Master! HAHA! You geek! 1993. Ever read The Hobbit? Get away from me dork. Only dorks read books. Today. OMG! I can't wait for Lord of the Rings to come out on Tuesday! I'm going to Best Buy at midnight Monday and wait in line to buy it!

Change (4) by niteowl 8-24-03

1976. So I was talking to this hottie on my CB radio. She sounded really sexy. CB radio? HAHA! 1983. So did you go to the bar last night? Yeah, picked up this little tramp. She wanted breakfast this morning too, but I wasn't having any of that! Today. OMG! I met this really cool guy in Teen Chat last night! Awesome! Did he email you a pic yet?

Change (5) by niteowl 8-24-03

1990. I bought one of those Geo Metros yesterday. Cool, I bet it gets awesome gas mileage. 1995. Dude. Just got a VW. Sweet. Good gas mileage. Today. Fuck man, I just got a Range Rover with ALL the options! The gas mileage sucks too! Excellent! Gas mileage is overrated anyways.

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Change (6) by niteowl 8-24-03

1984. OMG! I love Duran Duran! John is so hot! 1990. OMG! I love New Kids On The Block! Jordan is so hot! Today. OMG! I love Korn and Slipknot! OMG! They're all so cute!

Change (7) by niteowl 8-24-03

1980. Welcome to Real People! Today we'll be featuring the woman who set the world record for eating the most hotdogs in 1 minute! She's crazy! 1990. And now it's time for Stupid Human Tricks! Our first contestant will attempt to drink 50 cans of Pepsi in 2 minutes! How dumb can people be? Today. Next on Fear Factor. Sarah must drink the piss of all the other contestants to move on to the next round! Awesome!

Change (8) by niteowl 8-25-03

The 80's. "Taking this medication may cause slight stomach upset." The 90's. "Taking this medication may cause nosebleeds and dizzyness." Today. "Taking this medication may cause cancer, internal bleeding, and heart disease." At least my allergies will be under control.

Change (9) by niteowl 8-25-03

The 70's. "Today the Surgeon General issued a warning that smoking can cause cancer." The 80's. "Today the Surgeon General issued a warning that foods that are high in cholesterol can cause heart disease." Today. "Everything is bad for you. In fact, you'll probably die tomorrow. Sincerely Yours, The Surgeon General of the United States."

Change (10) by niteowl 8-25-03

2001. "Your payment for the month of April is 7 days late. We're sure it's just an oversight on your part. Please send payment as soon as possible. Sincerely Yours, Jane Doe, Account Manager." 2002. "Your account is 5 days past due. If we do not receive payment within 3 days, you will receive a black mark on your credit record. Sincerely Yours, Jane Doe, Account Manager." 2003. "YOU ARE 2 DAYS LATE! IF YOU DO NOT PAY UP WE WILL RAPE YOUR WIFE, EAT YOUR CHILDREN, AND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE! Sincerely Yours, Jane Doe, Account Manager."