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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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As this is the last comic contest before these things reach the big 2-0-0, I figure the theme for this one should be anticipation.

At least one of your characters must be anticipating something big. But this thing cannot arrive in your comic. No! The character must be left hanging at the end (not necessarily literally, but I like the way you think...). It's all about the anticipation. Just like Heinz ketchup.

Pretty simple. Make me laugh. Feel free to use cliches. Feel free to use past comics, or series, or enter as many times as you'd like. Feel free to post naked.

P.S. I'm way too lazy to go through past contests, so if this has already been done, I apologize from the heart of my bottom.

Judging will be S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night. Get strippin'.

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I has a flavor!

7-23-03 11:51pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Start with the obvious ...

CC 199: Best Performance Ever [1] by kaufman
7-24-03
Hey, I hear they're doing a free performance of Rocky Horror out on the Quad this afternoon. Want to go?
Sure.
o/` So, come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici...
CC 199: Best Performance Ever [2] by kaufman
7-24-03
CC 199: Best Performance Ever [3] by kaufman
7-24-03
CC 199: Best Performance Ever [4] by kaufman
7-24-03
CC 199: Best Performance Ever [5] by kaufman
7-24-03
It's been 12 billion years ... Say it already.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-24-03 7:23am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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That's depressing.

7-24-03 8:34am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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By request, I'm forwarding this to the proper place. Give proper kudos to the author, not the messenger.

CC 199: true story by illyanadmc
7-24-03
on the evening of 9.10.01...
SWEET! tomorrow is my 21st birthday! i am so excited! it is going to be so awesome!
i wonder what i should do... i hope i'm not too tired from waking up early for school! it would be such a crappy birthday if i were too tired to go to a bar!
well, i guess i'll just take a nap tomorrow after school so i'll be able to party all night long! man, i am so excited!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-24-03 9:04am (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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I love you, kaufman.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

7-24-03 9:15am (new)
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il_schmucko
needs money.

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you thought your idea was obvious, k?

Contest 199 by il_schmucko
7-24-03

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

7-24-03 11:55am (new)
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il_schmucko
needs money.

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obvious joke theatre 3k continues...

Contest 199b: Kicking the Beckett by il_schmucko
7-24-03
Act III: Several years later. Vladimir has long since died; Estragon has lost his hat.
Hi. I represent Mr. Godot. He says he'll be coming--
Let me guess. Tomorrow?
Yes. Quite sorry, but I must be going.
Wake up, Mr. Penis. You and me are gonna go another round.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

7-24-03 12:05pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 199: And He Cleans His Sink Once Every 76 Years by kaufman
7-24-03
What are you doing out here so late, Henry?
I'm waiting to see Halley's Comet. It should be passing by here in about 45 seconds. Care to join me, Ed?
Are you crazy? Halley's Comet came by in 1986, and won't be back until 2061. You're wasting your time.
Oh no, I'm not. See, here come Halley and his Rudolph now. His Comet will be right behind. Hi, Mr. Halley.
Hi, Ed, Hi Henry.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-24-03 12:33pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC 199: Beat ya to it by NeoVid
7-24-03
One day, at the ranch...
So I says, "Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

7-24-03 1:42pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC 199: Prepare for disappointment by NeoVid
7-24-03
My blind date should be here any minute.
I hope "Has a good personality" means "thin and sexy."
Hey, where'd this gigantic shadow come from?

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

7-24-03 1:47pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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CC 199: Rainbows and Mittens and Fluffy Puppies by KajunFirefly
7-24-03
I can't wait for daddy to come home so we can go to Disneyland.
Someone should notify his next of kin.
Yup, this'll be the best birthday ever.
*knock knock*

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Dad was flammable | kajunfirefly@gmail.com

7-24-03 2:03pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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CC 199:Spice Channel Unlimited Freeview follows shortly... by jes_lawson
7-24-03
Oh man, this is so so hot...
Hungh! ... Hungh! ... Hungh!
I'm so gonna have the best orgasm of my life....Here it comes...!
Awww!...uh! Hunh!
Aw ****! I'm in the last panel! And I was just about to...
Hungh! ... Hungh! ... Hungh!...

Also, Kajun, you magnificent *******...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

7-24-03 2:05pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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7-24-03 2:15pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Waiting For The Right Guy by umfumdisi
7-24-03

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

7-24-03 2:25pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Blame NeoVid...

CC 199: RARRGH! TOBOR WILL... by jes_lawson
7-24-03
What a great day today! I finished work early and I'm so looking forward to getting laid tonight!
Say! That looks like a twenty dollar bill on the ground! I'll just bend over and pick it up!
Wow! It's a fifty! Can this day get any better?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

7-24-03 2:52pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 199: Tobor Goes To The Moon by Rabid_Weasle
7-24-03
Finally! I've made it to the moon! I can't wait to ******** some moon-men!
There's one! RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE!
Ummm... where do I... *ahem* insert?

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Poop.

7-24-03 4:02pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 199: Cowboy Physics -- The Prequel by Rabid_Weasle
7-24-03
One day at the ranch...
I wish he'd get here already... I have this great story about turbines and gravitrons..

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Poop.

7-24-03 4:06pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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CC199 : Perm , you can go to hell by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
7-24-03
Hey Lara7 , you know , i always thought that for an older woman, you were like , really hot.
Thanks for that Perm. Flattery will get you everywhere , even here in hell.
Cool. So , like , you wanna make out or something?
Actually , id rather go further , howabout i give you a ******* then you take me from behind all night long? .... just lemme go freshen up first
a few decades later ....
Hey wait a minute ... hell doesnt have a little girls room!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

7-24-03 5:43pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Home Improvement by choadwarrior
7-23-03
Welcome back to "This Old House of God." Now, God, you were telling us you wanted a new look for the place, but you were on a budget.
That's right, Bob; I'm also a hands-on kind of god and I'd like to help out wherever I can.
Well, you're in luck. Norm and I have a project that is perfect for the do-it-yourself omnipotent deity.
Oh, I'm so excited.
All you need is two strong beams of wood, some nails, and your only begotten son.
I like where this is going.

Okay, this character is literally left hanging, but i'm not sure if he's figuratively hanging...

Eternal Optimist by choadwarrior
7-19-03
How do you endure the suffering, messiah?
I just try to look at the bright side.
You mean that you will get to take your place along side your father in heaven?
Yeah, that's all good, but i was also thinking...
I'll bet I'll be able to use these nail holes to simulate a vagina when I masturbate.

Father, Son, and Holy Crap by choadwarrior
7-03-03
So how about after Saturday night's mass you come back to my place and hang out?
Um, sure, father...what would we do?
I thought I would open up a bottle of sacramental wine, light some votive candles, and then we'd take off these uncomfortable frocks and mess around.
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that.
Awwww, c'mon...think of it as your first cum union.

Time Crunch by choadwarrior
6-30-03
I've got ten major projects going on right now and I need you to do something for me.
I'm sorry, I just went on my break. What do you need me to do when I'm done?
Anything.

Fool Me Twice by choadwarrior
5-27-03
Look, I'm really sorry I tricked you into believing I could get you into Heaven.
I'll go easy on you for the next 1,000 years, but first you have to do one thing for me.
You aren't lying to me again are you?
Shut up and take your dentures out.

By the way, like Kaufman's friend, illyanadmc, I am also a 9-11 baby, but 2001 was not a landmark birthday like turning 21.

7-24-03 7:08pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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I love you too by choadwarrior
5-04-03
Thank you for staying by my side--all the other disciples have foresaken me.
There is no need to thank me, Messiah...
I just don't want to miss it if your loin cloth falls off.

Okay...that's it for the old strips.

7-24-03 7:10pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 199: It's Funny Cause It's True by Rabid_Weasle
7-24-03
I sure hope this comic is funny.
Yeah, me to.
Shit.

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Poop.

7-24-03 8:48pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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CC 199 : The waiting is the hardest part. by niteowl
7-24-03
1993.
Dude! I just bought The Spaghetti Incident! It rocks!
Damn straight it does! Man, I can't wait for Guns N Roses' next studio album!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

7-24-03 9:36pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 199: Waiting A Looong Time by Rabid_Weasle
7-24-03
Man! I can't wait for Nickelback to make a song that doesn't suck!
Me to!
What time is it?
Hour or year?

Ok... I think I'm done... for a little while at least.

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Poop.

7-24-03 10:21pm (new)
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speedboat_lou
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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CC 199: The Slow Death of Saturday Morning by speedboat_lou
7-25-03
I'm a man wearing a shark suit...
...and I'm a SHARK wearing a MAN suit...
...and together...
...weeeee're...
- it was never completed and the network went bankrupt. When we return: The conclusion of "Sid and Marty Krofft" on A+E's "Biography".
But I saw it - It was their crowning achievement! What the hell was it called?
This is a great idea for a competition - I just wish I had some - what do you call them... ideas?

7-25-03 1:55am (new)
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il_schmucko
needs money.

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here. have some more of these.

Contest 199c: Like a box of chocolates. by il_schmucko
7-25-03
What are you doing out here?
Waiting for the "Gump and Co." movie.
The sequel to "Forrest Gump?" They haven't even announced that movie yet.
I know, but it's one of the most popular movies ever. It's only a matter of time.
But you hated "Forrest Gump."
Did I not mention the 50 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest?

Contest 199d: One day at the pastry shop. by il_schmucko
7-25-03
WHAT?!
I'm sorry, ma'am. Your order will be just another minute.
It's okay.
Some day my blintz will come.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

7-25-03 7:57am (new)
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