All comics by ProAlien

Profile

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
The battle continues!
Country-Wsestern Music is God!
Here we go again...
Purple is your Lord and Master!
Must resist urge!
There is no better car than Goldie!
HAPPY!?!

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
The flirty girl is Tycho.
Hey, Tycho - guess what I found in the 'really old but cool' games pile?
Our old copy of T&A! Nothing like nostalgia to blow an afternoon.
?
For the last time, Gabe: There's no '&' In Total Annihilation!

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
I SO failed that math test! *Pout*
Oh yeah, well I failed it even worse! *Sob*
Actaully, I got an A
Oh yeah, well I got an A+
I'm worried about my grade in the long run.
Oh yeah, well I'm so worried about failing this class, I'm dropping it right now! My 95% could plummit at any moment!

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
IRL Tycho is bald.
Hey, Tycho - guess what I found in the 'really old but cool' games pile?
Our old copy of T&A! Nothing like nostalgia to blow an afternoon.
?
For the last time, Gabe: There's no '&' In Total Annihilation!

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
Use your imagination, k?
Hi, I'm Leanna - will you be my friend?
I don't know, you're pretty short...
I could kick you in the head.
Bring it on, little one!
Hiyah!!! Crash!! *Dust Settles*
Are you sure you're really a man?
Did you have to can me too?

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
Good evening.
I am Phillip. An officer of security. It is not safe for you to be out here tonight.
How so?
Several tiems last week, I arrested a 60-year-old man jogging nude around the lake. So go home, to spare your eyesight. Goodnight.
Matt, is that you?
Fresh air is my Viagra!

 

by ProAlien
10-13-01
Good evening.
I am Phillip, an officer of security. It is not safe for you to be out here tonight.
How so?
Several times last week, I arrested a 60-year-old man jogging nude around the lake. So go home, to spare your eyesight. Goodnight.
As close ot naked as it gets, folks!
Matt, is that you?
Fresh air is my Viagra!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Hi, I'm Jesus. That guy there is the Lord of Darkness. Pay heed, Satan and I have an important message for you.
This is the oldest cartoon that Matt has made. Sure, it looks like there are older ones you can visit, but we don't recommend it. You see, Stripcreator doesn't let you delete or modify cartoons.
Basically, all the cartoons that were published before this are flawed in some way. Matt logically thought he'd be able to edit them, but no.
Don't worry - all the cartoons released before this one have been reproduced in unflawed form. If you're going through the archives from newest to oldest, you've seen all Matt has to offer.
Note the DANGER implied by the backgrounds!
So go no further, or I'll wait until you have children, then I'll eat your children in front of you! After I grow legs, that is.
And I will slaughter all people that have ever made you happy. And all the pretty people in the world. IT WILL BE A SAD, UGLY WORLD!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Good evening.
I am Phillip, an officer of security. It is not safe for you to be out here tonight.
How so?
Several times last week, I arrested a 60-year-old man jogging nude around the lake. So go home, to spare your eyesight. Goodnight.
As close to naked as it gets, folks!
Matt, is that you?
Fresh air is my Viagra!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Use your imagination, k?
Hi, I'm Leanna - will you be my friend?
I don't know, you're pretty short...
I could kick you in the head.
Bring it on, little one!
Hiyah!!! Crash!! *Dust Settles*
Are you sure you're really a man?
Did you have to can me too?

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
IRL Tycho is bald.
Hey, Tycho - guess what I found in the 'really old but cool' games pile?
Our old copy of T&A! Nothing like nostalgia to blow an afternoon.
?
For the last time, Gabe: There's no '&' In Total Annihilation!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
I SO failed that math test! *Pout*
Oh yeah, well I failed it even worse! *Sob*
Actually, I got an A
Oh yeah, well I got an A+
I'm worried about my grade in the long run.
Oh yeah, well I'm so worried about failing this class, I'm dropping it right now! My 95% could plummit at any moment!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
The battle continues!
Country-Western Music is God!
Here we go again...
Purple is your Lord and Master!
Must resist urge!
There is no better car than Goldie!
HAPPY NOW!?!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
I'm sorry, but your dog will be consumed by distemper in 3-4 days.
Distemper?
This is almost as fun as puppy camp!
Distemper!
What a lucky puppy!
You sick bastard!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Elah is a disgusting beetle. And he's represented by the roach thing here
Why must you exist!?!
For the tuna FISH - hahahaha!
Go AWAY!
Oh, the pain!
You know, he deserved it. He misquoted Zim.
You're next...

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
I get my feedback in letter form.
I've recieved a lot of criticism about how negatively I portray my girlfriend, Kate (the large red robot) in these comics.
Hi.
But the truth is, she's really abusive towards me in real life. This is my only way at revenge.
I'll abusive YOU!
KA-Zap!
Did you have to disintegrate me in front of the people?
Did I say you could talk?

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Guess what Mormons can't do?
I dunno. They can't do a lot of things.
I'll give you a hint. Look over there.
Yeah, definately not a Mormon.
Don't judge me!

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Mike looks like Dib, only older!
Stop wasting your time on Stripcreator! Draw your own damn comics!
I AM drawing... with other people's pens. Deep, no?
Wait, you mean you steal other people's pens to draw with?
What? No, it's a metaphor, moron!
PEN THIEF! Give us true artists back our writing implements!
I know when I'm beat. I'll go get them right now.

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, you know what? Hippies are dead!
Ahahahahahaha!
Let it go...
You know what's funny? If I killed him, I'D be the one who would go to jail.

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
Contrary to my choice of characters, Adriann is NOT homeless.
I know a weenie man. He drives a weenie van. Oh, how I love that weenie man.
One day I'll live that life. I'll be his weenie life. Hotdog, I love that weenie man.
Weenie, weenie, weenie, in a bun, bun, bun!
It's so nice that they let the Special Ed kids take a choir class.

 

by ProAlien
10-14-01
(My dog is fine, I'm just embellishing)
I had a awful weekend. My dog died.
Mine sucked even more. My mom left my sweater to air dry instead of using the dryer. It's still moist.
It hurt INSIDE!

 

by ProAlien
10-15-01
In regards to yesterday's 'Weenie Man' comic, I have gotten volumes of criticism. Apparently I thoroughly messed up the lyrics. I am here today to resolve this grievous error.
I know a weenie man. He owns a weenie stand. He sells most everything from hotdogs on down, down, down, down. Someday, I'll be in his life, I'll be his weenie wife. Hot dog, I love that weenie man!
To further make amends, I have placed myself in this trash can...
And lit myself on fire, to prevent any further misquotings. I hope this is a suitable closure to this situation.
It's better this way.
How selfish! I've been waiting for just the right time to light him on fire, and he goes and beats me to the punch.

 

by ProAlien
10-17-01
**Ring** **Ring** Hi, This is Matt. I'm not home now. Leave a message. **BEEP**
Ten Minutes Pass...
Hi Matt! It's Kate! I guess you know it's me, huh? Well, umm... I'm calling you on the phone right now. I guess you're not home. That's probably why you didn't answer! Hee hee.
Anyways, I'm leaving you a message on your machine. Though this sounds more like a voice messaging service, huh? Hah. Well, I just wanted you to know that I was calling you. Ha! I guess you already- -

 

by ProAlien
12-09-01
Leanna realizes during a student's oral report that some people just cannot share information literately.
So um... in this next problem, you take the 3.5 meters and... No, wait. Seconds! The 3.5 seconds... and divide them by... frog?
*YAWN!* This guy is so boring!
A physics teacher with a guilty conscience stumbles onto the scene.
I wonder if it's possible ot ban someone from teaching permanently?
Who me? I- I'm not THAT bad of a teacher, am I?
Actually, Mr. Spadafore, I was talking about...
OH GOD!!! I always knew this day would come! I'm not really a physics teacher! My life is a sham! I'm a phony! *sob* Why'd you have to discover my deep down secrets?

Showing page 1.