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If you don't retract your 200 troops from Iraq, I'll burn these Japanese civilian hostages alive.
Be grillin' tonight.

 

MORE LIKE PIRATES OF THE FUCKIBBEAN
OMG I'M JOHNNY DEPP LOL I'M SO COOL B CUZ I HAEV DREADLOCKS
LOL ONOS SKELETON PIRATES R ATAKING
TAKE THAT EVIL SKELETON! I'M GOING TO DEFEAT YOU BY BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU!
DISNEY IS THE BEST STUDIO EVER! ROFL BUY LION KING 12 AND THREE FOURTHS!
OMG IM A CUTE MONKEY WATCH ME HAVE SECKS WIT THIS APPLE LOL LOOK AT OUR COOL SPECIAL EFFECTS
I'M THIS SHITTY MOVIE'S FANBASE! I LOVE IT BECAUSE YOU CAN PAUSE THE MOVIE AND JACK OFF TO JOHNNY DEPP IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN LOST IN TRANSLATION

 

Oh Lord! Why have you forsaken me!
...in space!

 

We have to take serious action against the disgusting heartless realpolitik of the Bush administration
Yes, we can never rest. We must think of an effective and productive way of expressing ourselves and getting the word out.
Or we could just smoke pot and listen to NPR.
*music in the background*
The Liverpool Royal Philharmonic Orchestra is so stoned right now
Dude, I just realized; Franz Joseph HIGH-den.

 

Jennifer, I have great news
You're going to stop brutally anally raping me?
No, I just switched a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

 

Bush makes a speech on Al-Jazeerah
Muslim brothers, those disgusting acts of torture committed by US troops represented a small minority, and were disgusting and cruel, but do not represent the American ideology.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, I like the one where the two guys are being forced to have gay sex.

 

Sean Hannity: ...
*BAM*

 

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FILTER THAT!

 

StripCreator on DirecTV
Hey look, it's raining
SIGNAL LOST
SIGNAL LOST

 

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT!
DO THE FOMé, DO THE FOMé!
ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT!
DO THE FOMé, DO THE FOMé!
:(
ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT!
DO THE FOMé, DO THE FOMé!

 

Make a comic called "Adam Fielding was his name and he liked to play the tuba". And have Adam singing "Oh I wish I was in Cambodia, Cambodia, Cambodia"
"because Cambodia is a funny name" "haha" Or something like that. And make him British, because he is
And put him in outer space too. I'm telling you this for your well being. And put "Frére Jaques" as the caption on the last frame.
I'm being ignored :(

 

I'm rottingg in the horrible misery of hell while my penis is penetrated with a giant spike
The infernal torture of hell is not nearly as painful as the bleak repetitive miserable existence we lived on the material plane
I'm going to brutally sodomize you and there's nothing you can do because I have more authority than you, now chew on this glass because it gets me more aroused
The end
Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood Death blood
I'm Nevin, the horrible sub-human author of this piece of garbage who deserves to die

 

I shat myself
And that's the greatest president this century's ever seen.
I want some jelly beans.

 

1994
Howard Stern: You know who fucking sucks? Lierals
Reactinoary FCC/Clear Channel Goon: Well, I don't like the way he's undermining our authoritarian paradigm with references to sex and bad words, but he has the right freedom of speech.
2004
I changed my mind. Conservatives fucking suck
WHAT?!?! You're obviously a filthy pornographer who should be banned from the airwaves. Watch me pull you off the air in swing states and increase the fine for obscenity to 15,000 dollars.
But it's not because of his political views, I swear, it's because a washed up celebrity exposed a tassled boob at the Superbowl...that we had to fine him for criticizing Bush.

 

Sodomize me
OK
THE END

 

Bush: Even though you guys all come from faggy countries, you've all been crucial parts in my war against everything humanity has historically held as decent. Let's all sit back and count our money.
Koizumi: Ah, yes, all of these horrible atrocities remind me of the good old Japan, not the lousy peacenik Japan of today. Here's to a step in the right direction. Care for some roasted hostage flesh?
Blair: Bush is sure doing a good job of preserving liberal humanitarianism by being conservative and butchering Iraqis. I'll reward him with another one of my patented blow jobs.
Schroeder: Raah! Graah! Watch as I yo-yo between stances on the war and ensure that Americans become bigoted of my people even though I'm a Bush puppet! Rar!
Just then, Putin and Martin arrive with the baby's blood
Chirac: OMG I LOEV BUSH EVN THOUGH HE ENCOURAGED THE FRANCOPHOBIC ZETERGEIST IN AMERICA JUST BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH HIM SLIGHTLY BUT I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP...SEXUALLY
Berlusconi: Mama mia, don't take it personal, Chirac, senseless bigotry was an excellent propaganda device! Mama mia, I, and several bumfuck former Yugoslov republics are part of New Europe!

 

Hello, I'm Whiney Libertarian Cunt, maker of Michael Moore Hates America. Could I have a word with you about why you love America?
Sorry, I don't have time. I'm on the way to the pawnshop to pawn my grandmother's ring to pay for surgery.
...YOU HATE AMERICA!

 

I'm standing in the exact spot that Michael Moore was fifteen minutes ago.
That's his shoe print...
He hates America!

 

Officer, would you give the audience a few words about how you love America.
Certainly, for one thing, I love the...excuse me a second...
TAKE THIS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGER! (beats him to the point of unconciousness)
I should never have borowed my mother's camera and made this film.
What I love the most about it is apple pie

 

Do you like Michael Moore?
Yes.
Do you like Michael Moore?
No.
I'm the second Orson Wiles

 

Michael Moore! Admit it! Admit you created a film that expresses your opinion!
Yeah...I did. What's your point?
THE END
...I need to go masturbate to Ayn Rand
Who the fuck are you, anyway?

 

Fred Jones: I'm a nice happy portrayal of Americans, because Japanese people love America.
John Smith: Ah, yes, all of these NICE KITTENS remind me of BEING SUPER-COOL SWORD POWER ACTIVATE! Here's to a step in the right direction. Care for some TOMATO SOUP?
Blair: John Smith is sure doing a good job of preserving HERCULE by TAKING A VACATION WHERE NO ONE DIES and buthering Iraqis. I'll reward him BY KISSING HIM
SCENE EDITED FOR COMMERCIAL TIME
What will happen next? Find out next time on NEVIN CLOSED
Jim: Oh no, you've spotted my in my poorly animated digitally imposed bikini because Japanese hate nudity as much as Americans do!
Berlusconi: I'm sorry, the character portraying me won't be appearing due to copyright issues.

 

At the gynocologist's office
...you have syphilis.
How many people have you had sex with in the last six months?
Do demons count?
Now about that late period....

 

LOL NEVIN YOU'VE NOT ONLY ANGERED ME BUT THE ENTIRE SUPER MARIO MESSAGE BOARD. DO YOU DARE DECLARE WAR ON THE MARIO BOARD HOLY ARMY DEFENCE SQUAD?
...No...
THEN DO YOU SURRENDER LIKE SOME SORT OF PANSY?
...No...
...YOU'RE NO FUN BLOK'D!
...OK, whatever.

 

So Faustus' Neo-Nazi friend is pretty hot, huh?
OMGWTF WHY DO YOU LOVE HER AND NOT ME OMG SHE'S NOT HOT SHE MORE HIDEOUS THAN THE QUEEN OF SEA HAGS
OK, whatever
SHE'S MORE BITTER THAN A THOUSAND HARPIES AND MORE DENSE THAN THE MOST DRUNK OF ASSES PLEASE EXCEPT ME AS YOUR BRIDE INSTEAD
(minutes later)
NEVIN, I HAVE COMPILED A 500-PAGE MANIFESTO EXPOSING THE NEO-NAZI CHICK AS A FRAUD PLZ READ

 

Well, it's four days until election, and my opponent's ahead in the polls, so I better just...Oh! What a coincidence! If it isn't Osama Bin Laden! What do you have to say for us, Osama?
I sure love John Kerry!
...
...
the elastic on your fake beard is showing.

 

It's been a long time since I've rock and rolled.

 

I think the Republican Party's wars are immoral and are created to meet the wishes of evil corperations. I urge all progressive Americans to boycott these heartless corperations.
EXCEPT WHEN THEY PRODUCE FUN-FOR-THE-WHOLE-FAMILY HEART-POUNDING ACTION MOVIES STARRING ME
I think it's sad that millions of Americans are living and poverty and the Bush administration is just making it worse
NOW I'M OFF TO SNORT A KILO OF COCAINE IN MY JACUSSI WHILE WATCHING TIVO AND EATING MAINE LOBSTER ROFL
I urge all Americans to be environmentally and economically conscientious.
NOW I NEED TO HOP IN MY HUMMER TO ATTEND THIS BILLION-DOLLAR AWARDS CERAMONY ROFL PLZ REMEMBER TO VOTE

 

I'm a bad actor
ten years later
I'm a bad pundit
ten years later
I'm a bad politician

 

READ MY FRIEND JP'S COMICS
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Food
THEY'RE A FUCK OF A LOT BETTER THAN MINE
READ MY FRIEND JP'S COMICS
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Food
THEY'RE A FUCK OF A LOT BETTER THAN MINE
READ MY FRIEND JP'S COMICS
OMG I'VE SOLD OUT
JP'S COMICS HAVE FIVE STARS BECAUSE HE'S BETTER THAN ME

 

Hey, I want to enter your stupid-ass club, listen to the godawful heavy metal music, and get drunk off of cheap American beer with alcoholic state college business majors.
I'm sorry, but you can't enter this club because I'm part of the Bavarian Illuminati's freemasonic conspiracy to make your life a living hell
Discordia: No one denies my chaplins entrance to bourgeois bars.
This is one of my worst comics ever. :(
Oh no! I'm dying of ***giness and fire

 

My fellow Americans...
PUNK'D!
Haha...man, I can't believe you guys actually elected me. You all are so fucking gullible. Haha. Man, that was awesome.

 

 

I think racism towards Arabs is wrong
ANTI-SEMITE!
I think the Israeli government kind of sucks for running over my son with a bulldozer
ANTI-SEMITE!
I didn't vote Republican
ANTI-SEMITE!

 

Rook 2 to Pawn 5
I concede

 

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PULLS OUT
AH I HAVE COME IN MY FACE

 

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JANET JACKSON
I AM GOING TO CORRUPT AMERICA AND IT'S GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN VALUES BY EXPOSING MY NEGROID TEAT TO PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO WATCH INNOCENT FOOTBALL
NOT SO FAST, FIELD NIGGA! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY SO LEARN TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO WHITEY OR ELSE
THE WAR ON PORNOGRAPHY PROGRESSES
OH GOD I AM ABOUT TO SPURT! I LOVE MASTURBATING TO FAMILY GUY AND SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOUR BIOLOGICAL URGES MAKE BABY JESUS CRY TEARS ALL OVER HIS FACE THAT'S WHITE LIKE MY MASTERS'
NOW THAT MICHAEL POWELL IS GONE WHO WILL PROTECT US FROM ALL OF THIS FREE SPEECH?
NOW THAT THERE'S NO ONE TO FINE NETWORK TELEVISIONS LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR SAYING CERTAIN WORDS, WE POT-SMOKING HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST ATHEIST HIPPIES ARE FREE TO CONQUER AMERICA

 

 

On behalf of all of Germany thanks a fucking lot, Vatican, for putting another nail in the coffin of the bloated corpse of what was once our national pride...
...by giving egomaniacal right-wing misogynists another chance to rule over half of Europe.
At the Vatican
Dear brothers and sisters, after our great pope, John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me, a simple, humble worker in God's vineyard
W00T! HUMBLENESS!
And what the hell kind of name to pick is "Bennedict"? He named himself after some pope in WWI. Who cares? I mean, come on. John Paul III!
......I had already written 16 different Lupin III parodies

 

In China
Well, since there are absolutely no problems with the Chinese government, it's time to look through every single public highschool textbook in the world.
Yeah, that seems like a good ide...HOLY SHIT! LOOK WHAT THIS ONE SAYS
in a Japanese school
You see, kids, the imperial army of Japan went to the city of Nanking, and had a picnic with the civilians. One that definitely didn't involve raping them with bamboo.
Why is our teacher the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Meanwhile, in the UN security council
KOIIIIIZUMI!
23 SKIDOO!

 

It's Cat's Cradle, the movie!
Bokonon, you one crazy mothah!
THAT IS FOR SHIZZLE MY NIGGA!
HEY MAN, I'D TELL YOU THE MEANING OF LIFE, BUT OH SHIT, I'M SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL
Wow, the whole world and everyone on it just got frozen solid by Ice-9, but I don't care because there's this girl who doesn't like me.
THE END?
OH SHIT, EVERYONE IS FROZEN. LUCKILY I HAVE THIS MAGIC ICE-9 SUPER-ANTIDOTE IN WHICH TO SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH SO WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

 

Oh no, the Diet Pepsoids are attacking our battle stations!
Nothing can defeat their smooth, refreshing taste!
The Force is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together
Kind of like the way creamy nugget surrounds, penetrates, and binds together crunchy cookie and swirels of chocolate in every mouth-watering Twix bar
So, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think of ATE Super Blue Racing brand?
It's a superior brake fluid!

 

Anakin, you can't turn to the dark side! I love you!
...
...
And I love Bounty brand laundry detergent!

 

....Rosebud.
Get it? because George Lucas is a sell-out.
Rosebud brand dishwasher detergent! Gets rid of even the toughest caked on grime!

 

I'd hit it.

 

This comic has a diverse cast because we're all God's children
Ohmigod, did you hear, some minister in North Carolina ex-communicated all the members of the congregation that voted for Kerry and/or were members of the Democratic party!
That's horrible! That's a direct violation of the church's non-profit status! Something must be done!
But what?
Oh, I know
We'll write up pamphlets and put them on the table at the Unitarian Universalist and U.C.C. churches next to the thousands of excess Kerry/Edwards '04 bumperstickers.

 

George Lucas writes the script for the 3rd Star Wars movie
Let's see here, and then Anakin says "Padme, I want to kiss you with my face!" Damn, I'm good!
Not so fast, fiend!
British existentialist author Tom Stoppard!
Try "All your life you live so close to truth it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye. And when something nudges it into outline, it's like being ambushed by a grotesque." instead
Are you an angel?

 

Star Wars episode 3 is actually good

 

OMG CREMATION IS A SINFUL PAGAN SPELL WTF
Cremation was good enough for Timothy Leary, Darth Vader, and six million Jews and it's good enough for me!
I can fit 50 cocks in my mouth at once

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