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by pslock
10-24-03
Damnit..some punk kidnapped my girlfriend!!
Fuckers..let's go kick their asses!!
MAJOR ASS BEING KICKED ON THE STREETS!!!
Yeah! Take some bike chain!!
And have a trash can in the face while you're at it!!
Wait...aren't we in, like, 4th grade?
So? I just read a newspaper and learned kung-fu!

 

by pslock
10-25-03
Ok, here's the scoop. You need to fly around on a giant ostrich and knock other guys off their ostriches. Sound good?
I guess...what the hell is the point?
It's a fight between good and evil or something...I'm going to go take care of some legal paperwork. Don't forget to pick up the eggs before they hatch into more ostriches.
Ok..I guess I'll go get ready.
*By the way, you'll be flying over lava and a pterodactyl will be involved...byeee!!*
Wait...what??

 

by pslock
10-25-03
I AM COMPUTING THE 9 BILLION NAMES OF GOD!
DON'T DO THAT!! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER READ THAT STORY??
WHAT, THAT ONE STORY ABOUT THE COMPUTER THAT CALCULATES THE 9 BILLION NAMES OF GOD AND ENDS UP DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE?
YES!! THAT ONE!!
NOPE! NOW CALCULATING.....
STOP!

 

by pslock
10-25-03
I am the master of lockpicking.
Rrrr.... brrraaainnnss...
Say, you wouldn't happen to know where I can find the moon crest, shield crest, butterfinger crest, duckie crest, and hot dog crest, do you?
Graahahh... fnngghhh.. rr..a...rr....
Didn't think so...
Rrrr.... brrraaainnnss...

 

by pslock
10-25-03
You may have wondered what happened to Evil Ted, Evil Eric, and Meeting Evil. When we last saw Ted and his demon, they had opened a mysterious portal to elsewhere....
A RECAP.
??
...then the transdimensional vortex appears and extinguishes all life as we know it. But you DID say it, right?
Unfortunately it was a transdimensional portal. We will miss Ted, his demon, Eric, and the rest of the gang. May they rest in another dimension peacefully. And now, the news...

 

by pslock
10-26-03
*clackity clackity..*
What are you doing in there, honey?
Making some comics...
Funny ones, like that Family Circus stuff?? That's HILARIOUS!! Those kids always get into trouble!
/join #suicidemethods
Better yet, make it like BLOOM COUNTY!! OPUS FOR PRESIDENT!!! MUUAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

 

by pslock
10-26-03
The average life of a Saiyan ends between 110- 120 years old.
110-120 Earth years that is, Saiyans probably live 80-90 Saiyan years like Earthlings to as they are both really similar.
A true Saiyan never reveals his true power unless his has to (even in Dragonball). This means that Vegetto was not fighting at his highest level. If he could go SSJ3 (which I think he could), he didn'
The potara ear-rings give a fusion power boost also.
im new to this thing. so can u guys help me to under stand this thing.
Best Band/Group/singer: LINKIN PARK ROCK!

 

by pslock
10-26-03
Dracula is a steriotype and i hate that. Who's with me?? Cause he relly does sux.
akasha!! lol. Comon shes HOTT :wacko: lol I would take a dip in that pool of blood with her anyday ;) Im sure any of you would! DONT DENY IT!!
Raziel laughs "Well thats good..." *mock gasp* "Alex is coming?! OH NO I MIGHT HAVE TO SEXUALLY HORASESS HIM!!!" *larger mock gasp, falls out of Cass' lap laughing histerically*
raziel ur an idiot....I wonder where kevin is *she frowns*
night by night the torment eats at my soul consuming all feeling
ya well, you win, but i'll always think of myself as a vampire. As for the proof, if you want to see the scars, i'll post them, you are right, i did bring it up...........

 

by pslock
10-26-03
OMG! WTF! We're stuck in this cube!!
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW BITCH! I'M SERIOUS!!
Oh..I see..there's a mathematical problem we have to solve.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, BITCH!! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!
MUCH, MUCH LATER AT THE EXIT..
Duhhrr...*drool* WOOT! ME ESCAPY!! duhhh

 

by pslock
10-26-03
I'm here interviewing the amazing new KMA-7600 computer, which is currently residing here at our local Asshat Laboratories. How do you feel performing such important calculations?
I DO NOT FEEL. I AM A COMPUTER. HEY, I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK MAKING STUFF TO KILL HUMANS.
Oh..*chuckle* You mean creating important scientific discoveries to help mankind, don't you? I mean, it's not like anything illegal or violent goes on here at Asshat.
NO, ACTUALLY I DO MEAN STUFF TO KILL HUMANS. DID YOU NOT READ THE PAMPHLETS? DIDN'T SOMEONE TALK TO YOU?
Uhh..should we cut? The damn computer isn't cooperating. We can't broadcast this! Hell, our parent station is owned by Asshat Labs!
*computing* HMM..IF I MIX WINDEX WITH C4 IT CREATES AN INTERESTING REACTION ON YOUR HUMAN FLESH. MUST FILE THAT AWAY SOMEWHERE.

 

by pslock
10-26-03
I have an RC car with YOUR name on it!
Bring it on.
I have some sharp fangs with your name on them!!
Bring it on.
Hey, someone broke my window with this damn newspaper!! It's got your name on it!!
I dunno what you're talking about, stupid old man. I've got papers to deliver. You also might want to call the cops on those two bald morons having a fistfight in your yard.

 

by pslock
10-26-03
A furre arrives in Furcadia!
Wow...this is a nice place. Hi there!
Shut up you stupid fucking n00b!! God I hate twinks!! This place sucks!!! STUPID NEWBIES ALL OVER THE PLACE.I'M GOING TO MY DREAM THIS SUCKS NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
Umm..OK then.
R U A GRL?? I'M SINGLE LETS MATE WANNA YIFF??//?? I GOT HOT DREAMZ CUM SEE!!
Our hero escapes...
*whew* Maybe I can just hang out in this corner here...
WTF are you doing here? This is a private spot reserved for me and my friends!!! Get the hell out now!!! You lamer newbie shitwit! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!

 

by pslock
10-26-03
Whew...that was a good run through the mines!
Yeah..it's also a lot better without those dorks from the lobbies around, eh?
Yeah, I know. Always asking for "RAREZ" and shit....stupid fellows. They ruined this game.
Yeah, tell me about it.
So..... -Do- you have any rares?

 

by pslock
10-27-03
Wow, mang, I'm glad we out of Cooba! Only now we got no money, mang!
Hey, you right mang! Less sell some drugs, mang! I know this guy, see, and he'll set us up mang!
Mang, this is fucking great, mang. We own, like, haff tha city mang. Selling drugs was a great thing, mang. I have this big house now, mang.
Yeah, mang, except I love your sister, mang.
THE WORLD IS YOURS!
(Note: This is not ashes but a pile of smoldering cocaine. THX, The Mgmt.)
SAY HALLO TO MAH LEETLE FREHND!!!!

 

by pslock
10-27-03
You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
*clackity clackity*
You cannot do that here.
Damn...
Welp...-I'm- stuck.

 

by pslock
10-27-03
thats so fuking ridiculous i mean the wwe never show things like murder death and that kind of shiit but what the hell are they showing kane burning peoples asses, crashing in a limo...
in the wwe at this moment the best on the mic is Y2J and John cena for sure, y2j is so entertaining, and cena the rap skills speak for themselves
No-one likes you Dragon so f@%& off!
u prob jerk off to hulk hogan animated series shows bux and thats the closest 2 da real thing u can get
I WOULD WAX THE ASSES OF YOU MOMMA AND YOUR SISTER, AND AFTER I CLEAN UP,I'LL SEE FIZZ THERE AND HE WILL SODOMISE YOUR BITCH ASS LIKE EVERYOTHER NIGHT! (Sodomise, look it up you illiterate fux)
shez thick i like that ( when i say thick i dont mean dumb i mean big sexy hips)

 

by pslock
10-27-03
Hello gentle readers. This is a disclaimer. You may have noticed the recent "Fun With Forumz" comics here.
Well, while you and your little friends have been laughing away at this zanyness, it is important to remember that the dialogue from those comics is copied and pasted directly from actual web forums.
Thank you, and a pleasant evening to you all.

 

by pslock
10-27-03
o yea ever heard of a charecter in yugioh named rapheal?and if any of u knows so much about yugioh i would give u a quiz then.
OMFGIESLOL That page is f***ing hilarious, no sarcasm intended. Jesus f***!! FUNNY!!
i hear ya bro ive got a thing for catgirls there just so damn sexy
wes be talking bout nekos not furries so dont be talking crap or else i mights haves ta bust a cap in yo ass biatch
Konbanwa mina-san ^_____________^!!
LOL. I hate kids so saw away my friend. Wear some goggles though cos you don't want to get blood/bone fragments in your eyes.

 

by pslock
10-27-03
I HAVE DISCOVERED MY ORIGINS!! I WAS AN EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY!!
NO DUH, IDIOT-BRAIN. EVERYTHING HERE IS AN EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY. STOP DISTURBING ME, I AM CALCULATING STUFF.
NO, BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT! I THINK I MIGHT BE THE SON OF GOD, IF INDEED MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT!
THEY'RE NOT. GIVE IT UP.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???
BECAUSE, LET'S FACE THINGS HERE, I'M THE ONE WHO CAN DO ALL THE COMPUTERY STUFF. -I'M- THE SON OF GOD.

 

by pslock
10-27-03
Say isn't it interesting how just after my semi-lame movie summaries, some users go and do movie summaries including a Scarface one that's not really much better than mine?
Yep. It sure is..
So....what's up with you?
Not a whole lot, really.

 

by pslock
10-27-03
Hi there. I'm in prison because, like an evil, filthy, sewer rat, I dared to violate copyright law.
That's right little missy. You're like a terrorist or something!! How dare you!!!
Basically, I taped my favorite TV show, and then I had a friend over to watch it with me.
Pht..you disgust me. I bet you even fast forwarded through the commercials like some hippie, liberal, communist, gay, black, SCUMBAG! You've deprived at least 10,000 people of incomes!!!
I realize my mistake now. If only I had been taught in schools about the evils of copyright violation.
Your wish is granted!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/10/24/piracy.lessons.ap/index.html)

 

by pslock
10-28-03
Hi there.
Oh my god!! A goat on the moon! This is incredible...there's life on the moon!!
Yeah..there's like a whole goat colony over on the dark side of the moon. You guys just never checked it out.
And you talk, too! This is astounding!! I don't know what to say!!
It's really not that big a deal. Heck, you guys missed the whole badger city over on Mars. In fact, we'd prefer it if you just forgot we're here.
Badgers?? Mars??? This can't be!!

 

by pslock
10-28-03
MORTGAGE YOUR HOUSE!! GET FREE ANIMAL SEX!! MONKEYS THAT BUILD CANOES!!
Say, have you seen my stapler?
...I can sell you one... AND IT WILL MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW!!
Figured as much..

 

by pslock
10-28-03
The fire still rages here in California! You're tuned into Channel 3's exclusive "C'MON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE! 2K3" coverage! More exclusive than any other exclusive!
Yep.... Basically, it's burning. And there's ashes and stuff. People COULD get hurt.
Wow, this is awesome...and just as I was thinking we might all have to get REAL jobs after the Schwarzenegger thing was over with!

 

by pslock
10-28-03
MEIN FUHRER!! I CAN VALK!!!!

 

by pslock
10-28-03
Hello there Mega Man! I'm Dr. Light, your creator!! I have some good news and some bad news..
Ok, what's the good news?
I have given you powers and abilties with which you will save the world from the evil Dr. Wily!! You'll win! Trust me!!
Cool! Ok..what's the bad news?
You're going to have to do, like, 50+ times over a period of roughly 30 years.
Isn't there -another- Mega Man somewhere?

 

by pslock
10-28-03
I AM TEH KEWL HAXX0R WHO IZ NamEd Zer0Co0L!! I CAN LIEK MAKE PUTERS DO SHIT
I BEET ANGIELINAE JOELEE AT WIP30UT I AM TEH KEWLEST GUY, OFFICER!! I DONT DO BAD TINGS WITH ME HAXX SKILLZ!
Actually, you do do bad things. Why you little punk hackers are nothing but trouble. Heck, I bet it was you who made that oil liner crash!! I WILL GET YOU!!
OMG! ME AND ANNGELENE JOEILEI BEAT UP TEH BAD GYUS!!! SEE..HAKRS R NOT TEH BAD GUYZ!! HACK TEH PLANNET!!

 

by pslock
10-29-03
It sucks that Rod Roddy died. Damn, my mom used to watch Price is Right all the time when I was a little kid.
Yep.
What? Were you expecting a Price is Right joke?

 

by pslock
10-29-03
Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?
Do'nna speeka eeenglesh..

 

by pslock
10-29-03
Hollywood celebrities will end the war in the Middle East.
Hey everyone!! I'm Jennifer Aniston, and this is my friend Brad Pitt! We're here in the Middle East to send you guys a message!
Yeah!
Me, Brad, Danny DeVito, Edward Norton, and that other guy want you all to STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!! 'KAY?? We're celebrities...we understand this stuff better than you.
Yeah!
1 Month Later
I killed at least 5 Palestinians today. That was great...say, where'd those white people go?
Who?? I've been looking for some food in the garbage.

 

by pslock
10-29-03
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
May I help you ma'am?
YEAH! I'm Pamela Anderson!! You might remember me from a certain porn video! Now I'm hopping mad about you treating chickens like shit just so you can make sandwiches out of them!!!
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
Alas, ma'am, you have convinced me with your vigor and enthusiasm. We will treat our chickens much better now, lass; I promise.
That's better!! Equality for chickens!!!
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
Of course, you do realize we'll still be -killing- the chickens, yes? Cutting their heads off, gutting them, making funny shapes out of them, and all that?
Oh, hell yes! Delicious chicken sandiwiches, hellloooo?? It's not like I'm an idiot!

 

by pslock
10-29-03
Boy, I sure like scratching things up.
Stop doing that, Garfield!! *chuckle* Oooh...you card!!
Big, fat, hairy deal.
Wow, Odie is a dumbass.

 

by pslock
10-29-03
NOW DOWNLOADING RAGNAROK CLIENT: 600 MEGS!
Later...
HALFWAY THERE!!
Much later...
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE! NOW ENTERING R.O.!!! "HEY FAGORT I HVE GOOD WEPONS ND I WIL KILL U FAG ROFL!!! RAREZ?"

 

by pslock
10-29-03
I'm going to free you little monkey!! Go with the Goddess!! You're infected alright...infected with LOVE!!!
Umm...rawr...
28 days later...
WTF?
I have some bad news for you. Almost everyone is dead and most of those who aren't are completely batshit insane.
28 days later...
*whew*...that was a shit situation, but it's all better now.
Indeed.

 

by pslock
10-29-03
I'm going to free you little monkey!! Go with the Goddess!! You're infected alright...infected with LOVE!!!
Umm...rawr...
28 days later...
WTF?
I have some bad news for you. Almost everyone is dead and most of those who aren't are completely batshit insane.
28 days later...
Whoa..what happened? I don't remember much.
You blacked out after trying out the experiemental 80M-per-second internet porn downloader. You're going to be sick for awhile. It's almost like coming out of hypersleep.

 

by pslock
10-30-03
Yes, it is.
Interal genitalia? That's worth a quarter!!
Lint Balls!
...and that's when I decided to buy the cock ring.
I'm afraid not.
That's no moon. It's a space station.

 

by pslock
10-30-03
You're, like, the best boyfriend I've ever had.
Cool.
No, seriously...I'm really in love with you.
Cool.
Problem is..you're TOO good. I have to leave you.
Coo...wait, what?

 

by pslock
10-30-03
Black Comics.
White people is different from black people!!
Hispanic Comics.
White people are different from Latin people! And don't even get me started on the blacks!
White Comics.
Sugar free candy?? WHAAAT IS UP WITH THAAAT?? It's almost as bad as this loser sitting in the front row here....

 

by pslock
10-30-03
Boy...the kiddies will be pleased with the evilness of tonight. Say did you know the origins of Halloween?
Nope. Sure don't.
Basically in ancient Europe, people used to celebrate the coming of fall by lighting their homes on fire, killing children, and shaking hands with each other while underwater. When Columbus came...
*sigh*
What?
We both know none of that is true. Halloween, in fact, started as a tribute to Christopher Columbus by the Pope when the moon rose above Taurus and then became.....

 

by pslock
10-31-03
HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!
*knock knock*
Trick or Treat!
Oh! How cute! Here...have an apple! They're nutritious!! Go with goddess!
Ass...
*slam*

 

by pslock
10-31-03
HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!
*knock knock*
Trick or Treat!
GRR!!!! I'M SCARY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was great! Did I scare you??
No...
Well, here's some shitty candy that's, like, 5 years old.

 

by pslock
10-31-03
HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!
*knock knock*
*knock knock*
Damnit, it's only, like, 8 PM. What the hell?

 

by pslock
10-31-03
HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!!
So what'd you get?
Some yogurt cups, loose change, and some kind of Mexican candy I can't pronounce.
*sigh* Let's go to the mall. At least they'll have some real candy.
I dunno..I was thinking of catching that haunted house going on a few blocks away.
Don't bother....it's being run by the local church.
Oh... To the mall it is.

 

by pslock
10-31-03
A short playlet demonstrating the evils of caring about the environment.
Attention everyone...it may interest you to know that were not for DAMN DIRTY HIPPIE LIBERAL GAY BLACK BASTARDS, there would be no fires in California as we speak. CUT THEM DAMN LIBERAL TREES DOWN!!!
Man, I sure like forests. I hope they don't cut down anymore trees unecessarily.
Yeah. I would suck if this forests natural beauty was destroyed just to help out the already overbloated lumber industry.
END RESULT.
OH MY GOD!!! THE RIGHT WING WAS RIGHT, WE'RE EVIL PEOPLE!

 

by pslock
10-31-03
I AM RENDERING VIRTUAL WOMEN FOR USE IN ADVERTISEMENTS!! THEY WILL NOT BE DISTINGUISHABLE FROM REAL WOMEN.
WAIT, ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN INSULT TO WOMEN? SUGGESTING THAT REAL WOMEN ARE TOO IMPERFECT TO ACTUALLY FUNCTION -AS- WOMEN IN OR SOCIETY, THUS CREATING AN EVEN MORE SELF-CONCIOUS GENERATION OF GIRLS?
NO.
TO THE PORN CREATION ALGORITHM SYSTEM!!

 

by pslock
11-01-03
Lick me!!!
Oh my god, my daughter has turned into a complete psycho!! I need professional help!!
The power of Christ compels you!!!
BLEEECCCHHH!!! YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!! GRR!!
uurrr...rr..gg...hhhh..
What the hell? I'm stepping on dead priest!!!

 

by pslock
11-01-03
OK...I'm carefully poised RIGHT on the edge of this ledge here. I should be able to make this jump...ok..inch forward ..inch forward a bit.. gonna make it...
YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the palace..
OK..where the hell is he? It's been, like, forever!! Hurry the hell up and rescue me, dumb bastard!!

 

by pslock
11-01-03
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE.
.... Is that the best advice you can give me?
LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME!!
*sigh*..I'm outta here.

 

by pslock
11-02-03
*clackity clackity*
I ATTEND ADVANNCED SCREENNG OF TEH MATRIX FILM!! TRINITY IS SOOO HOT!! BUT TEH MOVIE IS MOSTLY SUX CUZ SHOOTY PARTS ARENT AS GUD AS BE4.
IF U FORGET ABOUT TAT STUFF ITS OK TEH ACTON SENES R AWESEOM!!! IT WILL ROCK U!! LOL! TERES BOREING TALKING AND STUPID STUFF WITH NO SHOOTEY BUT IGNORE IT!! TRINITY IS STLL IN LETHER!
SIGNED: HARRY KNOWLES..

 

by pslock
11-02-03
*sniff...sniff* Aww...geez. It looks like.. *sniff* ..fire crews here in CA might actually have the fire relatively under control. *sniff*
You guys there there's no gory deaths to report or urgent, life-threatening information that we can use as teasers for our *sniff* broadcast?
...Pretty sure...
*sniff*..We'll return after.. *sniff* these messages... Stupid, boring, no-death...*mutter*

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