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by Drexle
9-14-01
HI I'M NEW HERE read my comix!
(Click click taptaptappity tap click clack tap tap tap)

 

by Drexle
9-14-01
You're a sweet guy, and you're just what I'm looking for, but I just like you too much to want to date you. You're such a good friend to me.
Well fuck you, ya smelly cunt! I can't believe I ever wanted to be with you, what with all your hangups and insecureties.... Bitch! You make me fucking sick!
How could you be so mean to me? God, I... I...
You what? You hate me now? Good, now that you don't "like me too much" anymore, how about we go out Saturday?
*Crying!*
Bitch!

 

by Drexle
9-15-01
Cool, you're a metal fan too? My favorite band is Slipknot!
Immolation... now *that's* metal.

 

by Drexle
9-15-01
Ding-dong!
Hi, I'm here to talk to you about...
... Ummm... Never mind.

 

by Drexle
9-16-01
What's up with all this homosexual slang?
Men? Bah!
I do NOT suck dick!

 

by Drexle
9-17-01
This is bad, Dan... The Southern Baptarses are getting really restless.
They've been sending us hate mail and death threats every day... Dave? What's wrong? Speak to me!
Oh, I'm sorry DexX... I had the most wonderful vision... it was a divine field of verdant arse. It was incredible.
*Gasp!* Dan! You've ascended to a higher state of conciousness!!!
Not ascended, DexX... Arsended.

 

by Drexle
9-17-01
Drexle, what are you going to do about the newbies?
Everything you know is crashing down around you... One of them won a Comic Contest with their first post, utterly humilifying all the regulars.
How about you, Drexle? When was the last time *you* won a Comic Contest?
It was almost 20 entries ago, wasn't it? What are you going to do?
Silly, you're not going to need Xtreme arm wrapping floaty fins for -these- watersports! *Tinkle Tinkle*
What the.. *glub glub* are you *glub glub glub*... mmm...

 

by Drexle
9-17-01
I have to admit, that I didn't think you could possibly sink so low, Drex...
Quit trying to be a contender... you're just a pretedninator.
Really, what did you think that would accomplish just then?
Stop trying to make a funny comic, and just do it!
What did Captain Obvious say to the donkey?
You're an ass.

 

by Drexle
9-18-01
Is that the best you can do, Drexle?
Laughable...not the comic, but your feeble attempt. You're telepathetic.
Seriously... at least when *I* suck, I get five dollars for it. What about you, Drexle? You should have a fortune by now!
Tell me about it... Now do something else... and make it funny!!! Show those newbies what for
Drexle's House
You know... I think it's time for some psychotherapy.

 

by Drexle
9-18-01
Doc, I'm having some_real_problems lately... I find myself taunted by these two asian girls. Ever since the newbies showed up, they've been eating_away_my_soul.
No, they're not "real" asian girls... they're the little default characters on an online comic strip creator. They used to be my muse, but now...
OH MY GOD!!!
You're still sucktastical as always, Drexle.

 

by Drexle
9-19-01
In other news, we're getting reports of a madman in a trenchcoat threatening small asian girls across the region.
He reportedly screamed "Have a graperific time!" as he hurled a "molotov fruit cocktail" into a japanese restaurant.
Which forum regular will be the next to crack? Mwahaha! (Typing: r34d mi c0/\/\|x, I ownz j00!!!)

 

by Drexle
9-19-01
In other news, we're getting reports of a madman in a trenchcoat threatening small asian girls across the region.
Reportedly, he screamed "Have a graperific time!" as he hurled a "molotov fruit cocktail" into a japanese restaurant.
Which forum regular will be the next to crack? Mwahaha! (Typing: r34d mi c0/\/\|x, I ownz j00!!!)

 

by Drexle
9-20-01
DING-DONG
Hello, I'd like to talk to you about gun control...
The one who 'as the gun is in control... in'nat roit, mate? So wot's 'ere to talk abaout?
Rr-r-righto, then... I'll just be on my way!

 

by Drexle
9-20-01
You know, I made this place for everyone to have fun, but I think we need to talk... about your donkey sodomy habit.
You're just jealous that you don't get all the prime pieces of ass.
I'm serious man... you're scaring off the newbies, and frankly that last donkey was fuckin' scary. What the hell kind of noise was that?
The same kinda noise your mama made when I bent her over the kitchen counter! I'll have sex with all the doneky I damn well want!
I'm going to fucking ban you if you don't shape up and cut the donkeyrape.
You don't understand what it's like, Brad... I ain't got no-body.

 

by Drexle
9-20-01
So tell me... what makes you TOBOR, again?
My ready wit, my colossal geekhood, and of course my 14" hydraoulic shlong which I use to ream obnoxious newbies.
Now that is just rediculous... you do *not* have a 14" hydraulic shlong!
Oh yeah, want me to prove it to you?
It you could prove that to me, I'm afraid I'd have to marry you.
Err... Oops, look at the time! Guess I'd better get on outta here.

 

by Drexle
9-20-01
Okay ma'am, the locksmith will be there in thirty minutes. Is there anything else I can help you with?
A locksmith? You just called a locksmith?
Yes, a locksmith... they open locks. You locked your keys in the car, hence a locksmith comes and opens it up.
I can't believe this... a locksmith... don't you have a special person who comes out and does this kind of thing?
Yeah, they're called "Locksmiths."
*click!*

 

by Drexle
9-20-01
RAAAARRRR!!! TOBOR SMELL THE ASSBLOOD OF A NEWBIE!!! FRESH MEAT!!!
*Whimper...*
That is without a doubt the most brutal cornholing to date.
You're full of it, NeoVid... Were you asleep when he wore out crabby that one time?
Rrrrowr.

 

by Drexle
9-22-01
Argh! I'm Burning!
0w3nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Drexle
9-25-01
And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
I got yer Angel of the LORD... in my pants!
And the angel of the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, "What have I done unto thee...?"
Why did you poketh me repeatedly with thine staff of love these three times in one hour?
Thou art mine ass, and I shall giveth thee all of the appreciation_that_I_know!
What? The deal was that I was supposed to *win* the CC! That strip was crap!
There are some things that even *I* can't grant.

 

by Drexle
9-26-01
Hey, American devil! Sucky sucky fi dolla!
Fuckin' aye!

 

by Drexle
9-26-01
Hey, American Devil! Sucky sucky fi dolla! Me love you long time!
Fuckin' Aye!

 

by Drexle
9-27-01
The Cowboy-ee iz not gay...
I want puding
LOLOLOLOLOMGWTF!
Okay, cwboy iz a fasgit!!!
Look, I doo the cowboy da/\/ce!
LOLOLOLOLOMGWTF!
WTF?
Puding not shiZZnit pardner!!!
Yum! LOLOLOLOMGWTF!!!!11!!!!!1 BBBBBUUUUUUUzzzzZZZZZZ!!! 0\/\/|/|3D!

 

by Drexle
9-27-01
Tal3z ov Humin DRA/\/\A oWnz jooo!!! ACT 4
Did j00 play 5UP3R_L33T_QU35T_VIIILOLOMG_WTF yet!
It r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs down 'da bl0xx0r and it ownz j00!
LOL OMG WTF!!!
WTF iz 'dat!
What a happy ending!!!

 

by Drexle
9-28-01
Mr. Billings put up a fine show just now in the fifth an(u)al Donkey Rape-A-Rama. Up next is the returning champion, Wirthling!!! Any comments before_the_big_event??
Gabe scored a lot of points on the new "Artistic_Interpretation"_rule with his patented Funky-Felching action... but what he has in style, I'll double in cold, hard exectution!
(Shudder!)
(Quake!)
(Tremble!)
(Seductive Smile...)

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
1 Cornhole...........................................
............IN TOBOR WE TRUST!!!............
RAAAAAARRRRR!!!
RAAAAAARRRRR!!!
...........................................Cornhole 1

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
2 crabbys.............................................
............I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!............
.............................................crabbys 2

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
2 Panty Shots.......................................
................In Ecchi We Trust.................
.......................................Panty Shots 2

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
10 Wirthlings.......................................
Nice
................Donkey_Sodomy:................ ............It's_What's_For_Dinner............
Piece
Of
.......................................Wirthlings 10
Ass!

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
1...........................................................
ALL_YOUR_BASE
...................Overused Gag...................
...........................................................1
ARE_BELONG_TO_US!

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
2 Random h4XX0r comix.....................
..1/\/ 133+ /\/\AD 5K1|_|_Z \/\/3 Ph33R!!!..
LOLOLOMGWTF!
0W3ND!!!
...................Random h4XX0r comix 2

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
1 Stripcreator Sex Object....................
Suck my dick?
.............In Condoms We Trust.............
....................Stripcreator Sex Object 1
Suck my dick?

 

by Drexle
10-02-01
4 Souls.................................................
.Save_Souls_and_Redeem_Them_for. ..................Valuable Prizes..................
.................................................Souls 4

 

by Drexle
10-03-01
Novembers Doom
Yep... it's Novembers Doom alright.
Dusk
Yep... it's Dusk alright.
Shape of Despair
RAAAARRR!!!
Yep... Tobor's dong is definitely the Shape of Despair.

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
The guy drove his truck into a pole at an SOS and cracked the radiator, and needs it towed to the dealership.
SOS? Hah ha hah ha...
Eh? What's so funny?
Oh, you must not have them where you are. Ha ha... SOS is a strip bar. Tell him to go back and order more lapdances and cheap beer until 8 tomorrow when the dealership opens. *Click*
Sir, the dealership is closed for the rest of the day. Out of curiosity was this pole you rammed outside or inside the building?
*Click!*

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
Nooooo!!!
(Squooosh!)
(Riiiiiiip!!!) Oh nooo!! No!! Noooo!! Aaaaahhhh!!! Yes!!! YES!!! YEESS!!!
(Squish, squoosh, splorsh!)
Look, I hope you know this is just business... You seemed a bit to warm and gentle on the set today. I'm *not* going to get involved with yet another co-star!
But don't you think we have such wonderful chemestry together?

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
Cthulhy-baby, we have to talk. That last rape secene with Miko just wasn't very convincing.
Huh?
It's like you've lost that horrendous delight in watching her suffer... That sadism is what the fanboys *want to see!* But to watch the last movie, you seem almost smitten.
I-I-I... I am NOT! She means nothing to me!!! You mortals are like ants at my feet! Why should I "care" about her?
Look at you... You're blushing. Don't make me warn you again... your job here is in serious jeaopardy if you don't shape up and start acting like the Sex-Beast we hired!
(*Barely Suppressed Weeping*)

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
And then what did he say?
He thought that there was more to us than just a film relationship. You know, he really *is* good, though... but after the last time I dated a co-star...
Honey, the question isn't about what happened in the past. It's what feels right in the moment.
You're right... and you know, for a monster with no concept of humanity, he's really not a bad guy... Oh shit, breaktime's over. Time to get back into character!
ACTION!!!
Hahaha!!! Now that I have you suspended in a compromising position, prepare to feel the ultimate in pleasure! Mwhahahahaha!!!
EEEEEKKKK!!!

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
What's gotten into me? I never used to have "feelings" for those pathetic mortals. They're like bugs to me.
Sigh... maybe I could talk to one of my cultists... yeah, that might be a good idea. ***Mortal... come to me***
You called?
Ummm?

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
How may I serve you, lord of R'leyh?
Why are you wearing cement shoes? And how did you get here in your condition?
It was commanded by the great old ones, thus I found a way to do it. This is such an honor!!!
Ummm... yeah. Say, I have something that I want to ask you. Have you ever had that warm, fuzzy feeling over someone?
Of course! Every time I see the look on some kid's face as I dump the blood of their warm fuzzy pet on their heads!
Yeah, that *is* kind of fun...

 

by Drexle
10-04-01
Hey there...
Hey Miko... you wanted to see me?
Yeah. I've been thinking about what you said the other day... about chemistry.
Y-y-yeah?
Oh Hell... I don't know how to say it... Just slip me those tentacles, big guy!!!
(Squooosh!)

 

by Drexle
10-05-01
So what you're saying is that some schoolgirl has your dick wrapped around her finger?
More like my tentacles up her orifices.
I can't believe this!!! The elder gods are fucking pussy whipped?! Jeez... what was it all for? I thought you were made tougher than that!!!

 

by Drexle
10-05-01
One day on the USS Tobor
So I says to the Xlaxion, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

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10-06-01

 

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by Drexle
10-08-01
Your internet connection isn't working? Okay ma'am, I'd like you to double click the "My Computer" icon on the deskto...
No! I'm Prodestant, and I will NOT worship an icon!
You don't have to worship the icon, just double click it....
You speak with the devil's tongue!!! I *knew* computers were evil!!!
...You're_right_ma'am, computers are the tool of the Devil... We corrupt the unwitting with our idolatry and free porn... I guess you're just too smart for us.
*Click!*

 

by Drexle
10-08-01
I survived the Zarnubican Descructo-Ray? I survived the Zarnubican Descructo-Ray!!! Wooo hoooo!!!!

 

by Drexle
10-08-01
Two seconds later...

 

by Drexle
10-08-01
Woah.
Woah.
Woah.

 

by Drexle
10-08-01
RAAAARRRR!!! Another day, another celebrity endorsement!!! RAAAARRRR!!!
Okay, just hold this box of cerial, and look aroused as you read from the cue cards..
Raaarrrr!!! It's a BUCKET OF MANRAPE in every bowl!!!
Hi honey, back so soon?
TOBOR have half day off... director did not like the firsthand sample of Kellog's CORNHOLES!!! RAAARRRR!!! BEND OVER HUMAN!!!

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