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by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
So I said, "Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves..."
God...kill me now...please!!! I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Waaagh!
NOOO! The therapist told me that you'd never be back!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
*bleats*
Don't tell me this is the only way I'll ever get any...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
NO! I refuse to be a part of this running gag!
<3

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
Up next we'll have a complete last minute shopping guide to help you pick out the perfect gift for your guy...
*sighs*
Oh wait..you don't have a guy...LOSER! BAHAHAHAHAAA!
!
testy testy....tsk tsk
*glub*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-14-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Later on...
<3
That's it...I'm switching to Linux.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-14-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Later on..
Walk with me and I will give you a crown of life...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-14-04
For some, Valentine's Day is a great joy. The love between two individuals expressed in 24 hours.
But, for losers like YOU, Nuunie, its a heart-wrenching pain cuz no one will go out with you! BAHAHAHAHA!
!
YAAGH--
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-15-04
What are you guys protesting?
Mel Gibson is a faithless freak!
Why did you say that?
His movie "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semetic and made by a Right-Wing extremist religious group! It is a blasphemy and deserves to be BURNED!
Wow! You've actually seen the movie already?
Uhm....no... actually...erm... we...havent exactly... hehe...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-04
*sings* YOUUUUUUU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED...
THATS IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR STUPID IDEAS FOR "KARAOKE NIGHT"!!! I'M SWITCHING SIDES!!!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-04
As you can tell... I have severe writers block... So I'm gonna be cheap and steal an idea.
Gee, Nuunie. Your comics SUCK!!!!
So what else is new?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-17-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
I WANT SUM SECKS!11 GIMMIE SECKS1! SEXXXXX!1!! SPANK MEH!!11
Never never never will I use that utility again.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-17-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
*awkward silence*
Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?
Why do I always attract the freaks...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-18-04
Jesus bashing cartoons are funny! Most of the people on this site make them, so they must be funny!
There's nothing funnier than Jesus on the cross! And making penis jokes is funny too! eep eep eep!
You'll be sorry...
Mikey! So glad to see you. I've got a special treat just for you...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-19-04
Two bots walk into a bar...and destroy all humans!
Is this voice amplification device on?
I know you are out there. My sensors are picking up your life force readings.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Meanwhile...
Sir, I don't care if tomarrow is lent. I refuse to serve you anymore and I'm calling you a cab.
C'mon... Juss one more...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
So. Did you have a couple of beers before getting on the road?
Occifer...I swear to drunk I'm not God.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Meanwhile...
I really didn't know she was 15...
You have nice boobies....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-21-04
:*(
>:)
>:\
>.<;;
( Y )
8-X

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-22-04
I am feeling very unsure of the future with the political unrest, wars, and evil around every bend. Please tell me what lies ahead in my path, Fortune Teller.
Ahh yes...I shall have to consult the spirits of the crystal.
I seeeee...I seeee...OH MY!
What?! What do you see?!
I see you forking over all your money.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-22-04
Hello there, Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight I would like to introduce a new comedian for our amateur talent night.
Give it up for, Scotty Wolf!
Great to be here folks! Tonight, I feel like I'm really on the ball! Get it?! On the ball?! BAHAHAAHA!
(You know, the only reason I'm here is because they promised that a beer was covered in the admission price.)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-24-04
Awww...what a cute little squirrel! Hey, little guy! Would you like a peanut?
chee...CHEE!
Scene edited for graphic violence.
AGH! STOP! OWWW! NO! DONT BITE THERE! YAAAAAAAAAAGH!
CHEEE! CHEEE!
I hate squirrels...
*chitter*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-25-04
Hi.
Hey, Jerk! Leave that poor wiccan alone!
Yeah! Don't you go pushin none of that Jesus-crap on him!
You sick witch-burning freak!!
?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-26-04
The end of the world really scares me.
How so?
I mean...what if Jesus comes back and I'm not ready? What if I'm caught up in my boxers brushing my teeth and he comes just as I'm having an impure thought!? I CANT HANDLE IT, MAN!
Dude! You seriously need to cut back on the caffiene!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-26-04
We will now say the Lord's Prayer together in class today.
I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe in God. I'm going to excuse myself to the hall until you guys are finished.
You don't seem to understand....
WE will now say the Lord's Prayer. TOGETHER! Got that?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-27-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
Hehe...finally got my bone.
Suddenly...I don't want to know anything you'd have to say... I think I'm going to go call my therapist...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-27-04
This download is going to take 7 hours and 37.5 minutes...
...but while you're waiting, let's sing a song!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-28-04
There was a time of great desparation...A time when Byrn was ravaged by barbaric fiends, who raped and pillaged the land....
Yorg!
Take my possessions, my virgin daughters....BUT PLEASE DONT HURT MEEEE!
The people desparately cried out for a hero.... Someone brave, strong, noble, and wise to stand up to the evil warlords and their hordes of demon possessed minions....
Please! Won't some brave, handsome soul save us?
I don't even know why I was hired for this panel. I don't have a single line.
...but unfortunately, all they could find was this guy!
twit.
Whoops! Sorry. I forgot to warn you that chili gives me really bad gas.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-28-04
Our hero, Zaehnmeister (who isn't very brave, strong, or wise), has managed to get himself lost on the way to Byrn.
Oh dear....maybe it was a left turn at Dead Yak Mountain... Perhaps I should stop and ask that fellow over there if I am on the right path...
Excuse me fine fellow! How goes it? Which way to the capital of Byrn?
Muu.
Not talking, eh? How rude of you. I will be forced to beat it out of you!
muu?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-29-04
We return with our hero mercilessly beating a cow, who refused to give him directions to the capital.
Hrrgh! Take that you saucy knave!
Uhm.. Excuse me sir, but do you know you're fighting a cow?
A new twist! Perhaps NOW Byrn has a bright future in store...
Ahh...Hello there good fellow. Perhaps you will tell me the way to the capital of Byrn.
Haven't you been reading the signposts? Look! There's one over there!
...or not.
Ahh! Thank you! They must have been well camoflauged against the lush forest backdrop.
...but they're day-glo yellow!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-29-04
Our hero, Zaehnmeister, has finally arrived in Byrn's capital, Nykk, to save the day...
Unhand him you fiend!
At last! The hero we have prayed for has arrived!
*gasp*
...then again, maybe not.
GAGH! NOT ME!!!
twit.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-01-04
The man standing BEHIND you is the barbarian, got it? So now do you understand who you have to fight?
...
*waves*
This is just not my day...
How can he be a barber with such unkempt hair and beard?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-01-04
Whassup Yo! Me n mah homeys are gonna kick the shizzle outta yo ass all the way down to the south side, Dogg! An I'mma gonna pizzle yo fizzle wit mah homey spatuuula!
You do realize that makes you sound whiter than you already are, don't you?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-02-04
1.
By adding the element of surprise.
2.
I have a lot of good points I could add to your company. Good sharp points. heh heh.. I could even leave some of my points buried in the minds of your employees.
3.
Three words: Living document shredder.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-03-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-05-04
*singing* I dont want....any-body else...when I think aBout you I...
FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS! SHUT UP!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-09-04
You know...you looked much sexier in The Passion...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-09-04
Where is she? She did say to meet her in the caves for our little tryst...right?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
BOOGAH BOOGAH!

*thud*
heehee... I thought I'd try a little joke to break the ice... Funny, right? Blue? Bluue...are you okay?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-12-04
cmon! Just play along...
For the last time...I refuse to be a "fly girl" for your stupid video.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-12-04
morons.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-15-04
Relinquish your soul to me so that I may crush the innocent!
Get out of my room, Ted, before I crush your face.
Oh...hehe...hey cousin... On my way out... sorry bout the mix up.
Idiot.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-16-04
(I love being a Half-breed Italian/Irish)
Bog-trotter!
Spudhumper!
BAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-16-04
You know, Officer O'Rourke...
Yes, Father McElroy?
This comic is done in incredibly poor taste.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-17-04
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-19-04
JEW!
Yeah! You heard me! The only reason your living is because your grandparents f**** the Nazi’s so they let them live!
!
Let me just say its an honor to meet you, Sir! I've modeled my life after your example, and I would now like my reward for the faithfulness I've shown.
Your reward? ...OH YEAH! Your reward... (aside) Tobor! I have a new friend for you to play with!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-22-04
Cold.
Still too cold.
Not even close.
Sorry. The thermostat wont go higher.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-27-04
*butt sticking out of the ground*
It all started when he walked past the happy cactuar rip off...
WTF?! Now I understand why they tell you not to eat pills that are lying around...
*slobbering*
*dripping with blood*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-27-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
*munch munch munch* stupid pixies...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-27-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Wow! My vision has improved!
...hmm... maybe I should have hocused when I pocused...

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