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by ZMannZilla
7-01-13
Happy birthday you bastard. I just got done having nasty sex with your brother on the kitchen table, and the video of it is on the internet.
Aww, thanks! Our subscribers have been requesting that video for a while!
I also cooked that entire litter of kittens you rescued from the orphanage fire.
Oh boy! I sure do love your General Tso's Kitten!
I also bought us two tickets to tonight's Nickelback concert.
FUCKING HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-15-13
OK, so here's your room key, along with some info about the area and a coupon for the Continental Breakfast. Thank you for choosing Holiday Inn!
Wow, what quick and efficient service, and friendly too! I want to give you a good review!
Oh, uh... that's not necessary, sir.
Oh, come now, I know you Holiday Inn employees love getting great feedback, it's how you get raises and stuff, right?
Actually, I'm not a Holiday Inn clerk, but I did spend twelve years at Harvard Medical School.

 

How many friendzone'd guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
I dunno. We keep complimenting the light bulb, but it still won't screw!
by ZMannZilla, 9-13-13

 

by ZMannZilla
10-03-13
Samson and Fine, how can I help you?
HI BOSS
Oh hi, Dave. what can I do for you
RIDDLE TIME - WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "THIS MORNING" AND "YOUR DAUGHTER"?
Hmm. I give up. What's the answer?
I'M NOT COMING IN THIS MORNING

 

by ZMannZilla
1-09-14
"The Brothers Who Have OCD", a limerick by ZMannZilla
When Brian O'Ceedee died / His septuplet siblings cried / But even a wake / is no place to vacate
The family traditions and pride
Everyone grab a coaster!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-23-14
A great evil has befallen our land! What should I do?
You must collect all the sacred elements from their temples! I can use them to create an ultimate weapon to slay the evil!
Four fetch quests? That doesn't sound so bad.
Guess again.
LEVEL ONE - TEMPLE OF HYDROGEN

 

by ZMannZilla
3-04-14
As you know, this is your weekly work review, where we go over your calls for quality assurance.
This is the first call review I've had in over a month; how is it "weekly"?
Hey, we get busy. Anyways, I couldn't help but notice that some of your call times have been a little long. Care to explain?
We provide tech support for cutting edge internet-enabled technology to cranky, entitled people who are baffled by how a web browser works.
That's not really an explanation.
I'd like to know what keeps you so busy back there, because obviously it isn't "talking to our customers".

 

by ZMannZilla
5-23-14
So I've been reading a lot of Facebook posts about "fat shaming", and I guess I really don't get it. Why allow yourself to be shamed by those sort of people?
I say, if you're happy with your size and weight, then screw anyone who isn't. Screw them right in their negative little opinion holes.
And THAT, General, is why I crushed your tanks.
And what's your puss-splanation for all these other destroyed buildings, fat-ass?

 

by ZMannZilla
10-12-14
Did you hear? Management has finally decided to take social diversity seriously!
No they haven't. Management is still all old white guys. They have no sense of perspective.
Still, at least they're discussing it. What could possibly be so bad about that?
Plenty.
I got it! Tampons... FOR MEN!
Great! And we could put RUN-DMC on the package!

 

by ZMannZilla
10-12-14
Mmmmm, spicy liver sausage with onions! Now I'll just put it on the plate and...
DADDY I WANT SOME
You SAY you want some, honey, but like every other time I let you try some, you just spit it on the floor and cry.
PRECISELY, fat-man! 'Tis not the flavor of your favorite foods I desire, nay - it is the thrill I get from squeezing every last drop of joy out of your life!
I... what?
Er... DADDY HUG?

 

by ZMannZilla
10-12-14
Oh man, if I don't get this info to our new clients in one hour, we'll lose one of the company's biggest accounts! Fortunately I can whip it up in ten minutes on my computer...
DADDY I MORE PONY APPLE HUGS COMPUTER?
I... have no idea what you just asked me for, but I know if I don't get it precisely right you will cry incessantly.
Trick question, fat man! For it is only your ceaseless ATTENTION I crave, and if you do not give it to me, the neighbors will grow tired of my endless screaming and call CPS!
Yeah, well, they won't think much better of me if I lose my job catering to your vague demands and emotional blackmail.
Ah, splendid! So five years from now, when Maury Povich asks me why I do such horrid things with strangers, I shall say it was because YOU CHOSE CAREER OVER ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by ZMannZilla
11-29-14
♪-Thank you for choosing Chick-Fil-A, how can I help you?-♫
♪-I'd like a veggie burger, please, in fact, make that two-♫
♪-But we only serve chicken, don't you people love that?-♫
♪-That's racist, now I must know where your manager's at!-♫
♪-Jeeeeeeesus Chriiiiiiiiiist-♫
♪-Baaaaaaad Cashieeeeeer-♫
♪-That's your third strike, now you're out of heeeere!-♫

 

by ZMannZilla
3-27-15
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to twist the bulb, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER! I MEANT TO SAY HOLD THE LADDER!

 

by ZMannZilla
10-05-15
Why didn't God stop the shooting?
How could he? He's not allowed in school any more.
Is God allowed in churches?
Of course!
Then why didn't God stop Dylann Roof?
I don't appreciate you using these shooting tragedies to push agendas.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-05-15
It's all just so... HARD, man. I have no idea what to do!
I know it can feel like life is full of obstacles, but each one of us is powerful in our own way. Inside you, are the tools to truly shine!
Really?
You betcha! Listen to the voice of your superego! Trust your instincts! Don't be afraid to be yourself! Realize your vision of success and GO FOR IT!
Brooklyn, 1975: David "Son Of Sam" Berkowitz gets some unexpected motivation.
YEAH! ALRIGHT!
Besides, can anyone really prove your dog ISN'T talking to you?

 

by ZMannZilla
10-19-15
Holy Cursewords, Porkman!!! Another season of SPORTSBALL is starting!
Strange place. Porkman is not impressed with colosseum named after cell phone company. Finchy tell Porkman what is appeal of this SPORTSBALL?
No idea whatsoever, Porkman! But I did hear that our home team has a real shot at the BIG SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS!
OMG OMG THAT MEANS PORKMAN WILL SHARE SWEET VICTORY! PORKMAN MUST NOW BUY ALL THE HOME TEAM JERSEYS BEFORE EBAY DOES!!!
Ha, psyche. We suck out loud.
PFFFT WHATEVER ONLY MORONS EVEN CARE ABOUT DUMB OL' SPORTSBALL ANYWAYS!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
I heard you don't like Curtis, the new manager. Why is that?
Everyone thinks he's brilliant, but all he does is overhype some non-problem and then suggest we do things the exact opposite way.
Wow Curtis, I had no idea that talking to our customers on the phone was costing us so much money!
YEP! AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO HELP OUR CUSTOMERS... LESS!
Hey, that idea saved us nearly $300 a year on our corporate phone bill!
...which doesn't even begin to cover the thousands we're losing from product returns and bad Amazon reviews.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
Lay off of Curtis, man. He's the best new manager this company's had in years! So many great ideas!
Oh, come on. All his "brilliant ideas" consist of overhyping some non-problem and then suggesting we do things the exact opposite way.
WOW! I had no idea our support team was wasting upwards of an hour a day fixing customer account errors!
I KNOW RIGHT? THAT'S WHY THE SOLUTION IS THAT WE FIX CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS... LESS!
Hey, that freed up an hour of your workflow a day.
...which is swallowed by the THREE hours I spend every day processing returns, now that simple typos are sending our products to Bumfuck Egypt.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
Cut the new manager Curtis some slack. He's got an innovative perspective and lots of fresh new ideas!
INNOVATIVE? All he does is overhype some non-problem and then suggest we do things the exact opposite way!
Why yes, I HAVE always felt like we spend too much time in meetings!
DAMN STRAIGHT! THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO HAVE MEETINGS... LESS!
Don't tell me you miss going to an hour of meetings every day.
Bests the hell out of the two and a half hours I spend every day tracking down people for project information.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
I still don't get why you don't like Curtis, the new manager. His brilliant ideas save us so much time!
His "brilliant ideas" consist of overhyping some non-problem and then suggesting we do things the exact opposite way.
Egad, Curtis! I had no idea that explaining how our products work was taking up so much time!
FOR REAL YO! THAT'S WHY OUR CUSTOMER SUPPORT TEAM NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THE PRODUCT... LESS!
How can you complain about sending shorter emails? You must like to type or something.
If that was the case, I'd be overjoyed. I type five times as many emails to customers now, and they're happy with precisely zero of them.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
You're way too hard on Curtis the new manager. He's brought a lot of sharp new thinking to this company.
There's nothing sharp about it. He just overhypes some non-problem and then suggests we do things the exact opposite way.
I'm so glad a fresh new face in the company has let me know that the tools we've been using for years are too complicated!
HOLY SHIT YES! I SPENT AN HOUR TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! THAT'S WHY OUR ENGINEERS NEEDS TO MAKE THE TOOLS... LESS COMPLICATED!
And now you have new and improved tools to use. What's the problem?
Well, the engineers are behind on all their projects, and the whole company no longer knows how anything works, so yeah you're right, no problem whatsoever.

 

by ZMannZilla
10-23-15
I heard you were quitting cigarettes.
Trying to, but it looks like that will be impossible.
Don't give up! It's tough but it's worth it! Quitting cigarettes is the healthiest thing you can do for you and your loved ones!
I'm... not so sure about that...
I will cut your daughter's face off in front of you and feed it to your wife if you even THINK of leaving me again you worthless WHORE!

 

by ZMannZilla
10-28-15
The artist's use of bold colors in this piece represents his vivid experiences as a child in Austria. The scattered line work is a sign of his inner struggle.
I especially enjoy how the artist interpreted his troubled emotional state through his brush work. You can tell the artist put a lot of himself into this fabulous painting.
Wasn't the artist actively molesting toddlers during the time he painted this?
Irrelevant. Art should be judged and appreciated on its own merits.

 

by ZMannZilla
11-03-15
WELCOME TO BAZOOKAJOE.COM! THANKS FOR BUYING OUR DEEEE-LICIOUS GUM! WOULD YOU LIKE TO REDEEM THE UNLOCK CODE FROM YOUR GUM SLIP AND CLAIM YOUR DIGITAL REWARD?
No, what I'd "like" is to read the comic you used to put in the packet, but I'll "settle" for figuring out what this code nonsense is all about.
OOH! THIS CODE IS GOOD FOR 15 WHOLE BAZOOKA BUDDY FUN POINTS! SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT ON OUR SITE AND SAVE UP POINTS FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINING THINGS!
What?! You mean I have to chew MORE of this atrocious rubbery crap, AND register on a website, before you'll let me read a comic?
CORRECTION! IT'S ALL LOW-BUDGET VIDEOS AND DUMB-ASS BROWSER GAMES NOW! BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU ARE CORRECT, YES!
Suddenly the temporary tattoos Cracker Jack's been giving out seem downright posh.

 

by ZMannZilla
11-05-15
Why yes, I DO like Harry Potter! Always saw myself as a Gryffindor kind of guy. Why do you ask?
Because I am TOTALLY a Hufflepuff. They can be smart and brave and cunning, but they value loyalty above all of that.
I consider their role in the Potterverse to be inspirational. It teaches that no virtue, no matter how valuable, can be effective without loyal friends to support you.
Interesting point. It reminds me of something inspirational I heard during a Bible study...
Ugh, you're a Christian? What's so inspirational about made-up nonsense?

 

by ZMannZilla
11-08-15
Biped was right, mommy! CAESAR AND OTTO'S PARANORMAL HALLOWEEN really DID have an inventive script and a strong cast!
Aww...I'm so glad you're enjoying him, sweetie. Biped is one of Mommy's most trusted film critics.
You know, Ed, sometimes I worry that Biped will recommend something Sally won't like.
I used to worry about that, then I walked in on what she watches between Biped reviews.
18 hours of static
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
11-12-15
One night, while sexting...
i arch my back n beg u 4 mor. u r makin me cum so hard rite now!
So hot! I thrust my manhood deeper into you and explode with a huge orgasm!
my vagna squueses down on ur throbbin cok. my eggs git fertalized n my body strats 2 make a feetus n plasenta.
I... wait hold up...
five years l8r we r researchin kindrgardens n cleanin fruit loops throwup off teh furneture.
You are one sick bitch, grandma.

 

by ZMannZilla
11-12-15
Dearly beloved, today we lay to rest Agnew "The Bonesaw" Murphy.
Doot-doot-doo, dum de dum de...
what the...?
Ye, though he was a mobster, he was beloved by almost everyone...
OK, which one of you over-dressed wiseguys filled my toilet with dirt?
...except Giuseppi "The Pig-Keeper" Pinelli, apparently.

 

by ZMannZilla
11-20-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Americans sure are a bunch of whiny over-sensitive wimps!
I KNOW RIGHT?!?! PORKMAN FINDS AMERICA TO BE AS WEAK AND FEMININE AS THE GENITALS OF A FEMALE WOMAN!!!
Oooooh, be careful Porkman! You might offend some feminists talking like that!
PFFFFFFT LIKE PORKMAN CARES FOR THE OPINIONS OF LEFTY-LEFT LIBTARD LESBIANS!
Haha! Now the GAYS can get offended too! Serves 'em right for calling you a rotten bigot on the internet!
wait hold up THE QUEERS CALLED ME WHAT?!?!

 

by ZMannZilla
11-20-15
//Holy Cursewords Pork//
//Man, I am being forced to//
//speak in haiku style//
Oh! We're doing a poetry bit now!
But hold up wait, what rhymes with "bit now"?!
//This isn't funny//
//Porkman, I need a doctor//
//Please call 9-1-1//
Well, it rhymes with itself...
And THAT rhymed with ITself...
//Vision is blurring//
//Something smells like buttered toast//
//Let's follow that light//
I WAS A LIMERICK THE WHOLE TIME, HOLY SHIT-COW!

 

by ZMannZilla
11-21-15
Wait, honey, you got the wrong diapers.
Are they too small or something?
No, they're boy diapers. We have a daughter.
What is it exactly that makes them "boy diapers"?
There's Buzz Lightyear on them.
So... uh... girls can only shit into Disney princesses?

 

by ZMannZilla
11-23-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! This dog poop is COLD!
THATS DISGUSTING wait hold up WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING DOG POOP!?
It's the law. You have to pick up dog poop from the grass. I even found out you can put a plastic bag over your hand first!
Porkman thought law was only for people who are owning of the dogs?
Really? Oh well, that's okay! I've discovered things about myself! Like for instance, I like warm poop better than cold poop!
PORKMAN'S BRAIN IS NOW FIXATED ON DOG ANUSES OOZING RECYCLED ALPO AAAAAUUUGGH!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
11-23-15
Ding dong!
hee hee hee... "ding-dong"...
November 23rd, 2015. A blond man visited. He said nothing and left. Just like the others. Nobody ever compliments my Prius. I wonder if I have enough in my change jar for Subway.

 

by ZMannZilla
12-04-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'm internet famous after live-streaming myself playing video games!
PORKMAN KNOWS THIS BECAUSE FINCHY'S DAMN BRAIN-STUPID FANS HAVE BEEN ON OUR LAWN FOR DAYS!
Tee-hee! I know, right? But the ad revenue from my YouTwitch channel is making me a millionaire!
Millions of moneys IS ok reason to be letting neckbeards pee-water Porkman's begonias. How many moneys be Porkman's for having?
I'M the millionaire, not you. Get me a soda, peasant.
yes master.

 

by ZMannZilla
12-06-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! That delicious radioactive suppository that Doctor Totes D'Villain gave us actually made us huge and rubbery! WE'RE KAIJU!
GESUNDHEIT!
Tee-hee! I didn't sneeze! Kaiju is a Japanese word! It means "giant monster!"
GESUNDHEIT! GESUNDHEIT!
OH I GET IT! You're being like a giant Pokemon and your NAME is "Gesundheit"! What fun!
WROOOOONG! PORKMAN SAW LITTLE PEOPLE SNEEZING! OMG MUST EVERY THING BE ONLY ABOUT YOU?!?!

 

by ZMannZilla
12-09-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! We've traveled back in time and gotten stuck in the ancient HTML code of an old GeoCities website!
Indeed. Porkman sees several places where GIF URLs are repeated to create tacky masterpieces.
I like how the person who created this page is welcoming us to hang out in it like it's an actual physical place! Classic late 90s personal website design!
Why yes, Porkman thinks that he WILL kick his feet up, relax, and enjoy his stay amongst these loud colors, MIDI loops, and broken hyperlinks!
Explain the GeoCities business model to me again?
No idea. Porkman hypothesize that it resembles plot to "Brewster's Millions".

 

by ZMannZilla
12-09-15
I sure do like December.
Yeah. When I think of December, I think of pumpkin spice flavored everything.
That's... typically an October kind of reminiscing...?
Yeah, but I do all my grocery shopping at the dollar store.
Welcome to Dollar Dude! Happy Independence Day! How can I help you?
Easter candy, please!

 

by ZMannZilla
12-10-15
Hey, buddy, I'm looking for-
One sec sir... Hi, this is Casey from the Shelbyville Porn Palace. I'm calling to let you know your order came in. Let's see what we got here...
One copy each of "The MILF On The Shelf", "O Cum All Ye Faithful", "Grandma Got Worked Over By A Black Guy", "The 12 Inches Of Christmas"...
..."Island Of Misfit Sex Toys", and "Happy Fucking Birthday Jesus". Also, your candy cane butt plug and peppermint lube. Pick it up any time, we're open 24 hours!
Wow... People actually whack off to that stuff?
I dunno. So anyways, welcome to The Hallmark Store, how can I help you?

 

by ZMannZilla
12-10-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! I've been framed for a public indecency crime I didn't commit!
Yeah, Porkman is sorry about that...
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
PORKMAN DOES NOT KNOW! Porkman is sick and requires head-pills and therapy persons for the shrinking of Porkman's broken brain meats!
Oh, well as long as you get the help you need! They have video games in prison, right?
Yeah probably.

 

by ZMannZilla
12-11-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! That woman over there is SUPER ATTRACTIVE!
OMG IKR?!?! Porkman would gladly do sexual things to her!
Oh thanks! Because I was TOTALLY wondering whether or not you'd use her as a masturbation sleeve!
PORKMAN DOES NOT RECALL SOLICITING YOUR SHALLOW OPINION EITHER!
*sigh* I wish we were funny like Tardboy & Finkleman.
Porkman would gladly do sexual things to them as well.

 

by ZMannZilla
12-15-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! We'll NEVER deliver Minotaur's pizza in under thirty minutes if we can't find our way through this maze!
Fear not! Porkman's brilliant brain-goo has discovered solution to maze! Follow the Porkman to the Minotaur!
You keep saying you have it figured out, but we've been wandering aimlessly for four hours now!
YES AND IN THAT FOUR HOURS PORKMAN DEDUCED ANSWER TO MAZE! NOW FOLLOW PORKMAN TO MINOTAUR!
Meanwhile...
Why are these idiots still pacing around my front hall...?

 

by ZMannZilla
12-16-15
Ragu4u made a comic contest about apathy.
Here's what I think of both him and his contest:

 

by ZMannZilla
12-22-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! This WHOLE THING is the first draft of your novel?
Finchy is correct. This warehouse of print-papers is 100% pure Porkman prose! So by what time tomorrow will Finchy be having the editing done?
TOMORROW?! Porkman, even if I DID know how to read, there's no way I could edit all this by the end of next year, much less tomorrow night!
THEN WHY FINCHY TAKE PORKMAN'S MONEYS IF FINCHY CANNOT READ 3.7 VIGINTILLION WORDS OVERNIGHT?
So I could have money to buy the first copy, duh.
OMG PORKMAN COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT BOOKS INSTEAD OF WRITING THEM?!?!

 

by ZMannZilla
12-29-15
So Atomiclunch... if that is your real name... Your contest is about knocking you down a few pegs, hm?
Mmm, yes! Please tell me how bad I suck! The most scathing insult shall win my delightful little contest!
~~moist fart~~
Okee-dokee. Meet Withling, the Stripcreator legend who had your brilliant idea years before you did.
Oh, hello, Mister Wirthling! Would you like to enter my contest? All you must do is--
YOU WILL NEVER SUCK AS I HAVE SUCKED - THAT MEANS YOU EVEN SUCK AT SUCKING! READ THE COMMENTS ON THIS COMIC AND FOLLOW THE LINK, YOU IMPOTENT PINCHER OF ELEPHANT SCROTUMS!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-10-16
Hey ya lazy mook, it's not break time! What the hell are you doing over here?
Reading the minutes from a meeting between Ronald McDonald and the sassy black lady from the Popeyes Chicken ads.
Seriously?! Why did I hire a strange bonehead like you? *sigh* Fuck me.
Ha! That's what she said! You should let me read this to you, it's pretty funny.
FINE, but make it quick... I want to finish building this sewage treatment facility sometime today.
That's what HE said.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-10-16
On the first part of the journey...
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Look at all the life! Plants, birds, rocks, things, sand, hill, MORE things... OMIGOD IS THAT A FLY?!
WTF?! Porkman now going through desert with this unnamed... horse? Is that noisy thing over there some form of horse?
After three days in the desert fun...
Golly, I bet a geologist could tell some mighty sad stories about any rivers that flowed here!
HEY! WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND ARE YOU A HORSE?!
After nine days...
PLANTS... BIRDS... ROCKS... MORE THINGS...
QUIT IGNORING ME HORSE!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-11-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! David Bowie died!
Porkman heard! Killed by ninja tumors a few days after his birthday! Porkman finds this ironic!
...Porkman, are you absolutely sure you remember what the word "ironic" means?
Maybe? The point is, Porkman thinks this is poetic end for unique rock and roll trendsetter and goblin monarch.
I don't think anyone wants to hear the punchline to this-
BECAUSE THE LAST THING HE DID ON THIS EARTH IS COPY LEMMY KILMISTER!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-11-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Finchy is correct; the act of achieving the complete concept of nothingness would indeed not be possible.
No, I mean you should follow your dreams, because NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Porkman does not follow Finchy's bizarre philosophical bent on this one. Consider that the concept of nothingness itself is still a thing, so even nothingness itself is something.
RIGHT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! And by double-negative logic, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
A PLANKTON FARTING ITS WAY TO JUPITER'S SMALLEST MOON WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE AND YOUR INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE IS A SHAM! AAAAAAARGH!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-14-16
Islam is a religion of violence and bloodshed, it's right there in their Quran. But Christians are a peaceful people.
Oh sure, our Bible contains some murders and wars and extinction-level events, but we preach peace and kindness to our people.
Now, I know there have been some self-proclaimed "Christians" that have recently done violent things, but you see, they couldn't have been Christians.
It's logic, really... TRUE Christians would never act that way. Those people clearly were not embracing the dogma of which they claimed to be a part.
So basically, Christians aren't murderers, they're just hiding a bunch of potential murderers.
Well, we do try to be helpful.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-24-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Even the INSIDE of Disney's Pixar's Big Hero Six's Beymax's gaping butthole is white and rubbery!
THIS IS GROSS AND STUPID AND AUGH!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! HOW DOES TALKING BALLOON ROBOT EVEN HAVE AN ANUS?!
...said the manic-depressive slab of floating dead cow flesh to his gormless screechy sidekick.
ALSO GROSS AND STUPID! PORKMAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF OWN EXISTENCE! HOW IS PORKMAN EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Because you exist in the same universe as Disney's Pixar's Big Hero Six's Beymax's gaping butthole.
Hey, sorry to bug you, but I'm from the comic series next door, and we were just wondering if you guys could suck a little quieter? Thaaaanks!

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