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kaufman
December 11, 2001 12:04 PM

By request!

I'll volunteer to host a Comic Cup in which no one knows the identities of the participants.

The eligibility requirements are as follows:

1) You sign up in this thread in the next 48 hours saying you want to participate.

2) You sign up using a user ID that as of December 13, 2001 has created no comics.

3) You may sign up as more than one user. However, I'd prefer you didn't.

4) I'll be somewhere in this as well. However, with me having no more judging power than anyone else, that shouldn't matter much.

We'll go from there.

Tomorrow, I'll explain how I'd like you to submit rules -- you'll be doing it under your regular handles, so beware, some of your rules may come back to haunt you.

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Mystery_Ninja
December 11, 2001 12:27 PM

*swoosh*

STEALTH ASSASSIN ENTER CONTEST, WIN BIG BIG PRIZES!

*swoosh*

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allclad
December 11, 2001 12:35 PM

I will crush you all.

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big_evil_deciever
December 11, 2001 12:39 PM

*Looms over Kaufman's shoulder*

I'll take part in this one, good sir.

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AntimatterSwirl
December 11, 2001 12:51 PM

Amateurs! I'll engulf you all!

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megaton_b_boy2000
December 11, 2001 12:54 PM

I'm gonna put a cap in all of your asses! You, and you and... you!

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Norman_No_Mates
December 11, 2001 1:02 PM

I'm here now. The rest of you might as well just fuck off home.

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Wirthling_Sucks
December 11, 2001 1:54 PM

Wirthling Sucks.And im in.

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Mr_Jass
December 11, 2001 2:14 PM

Bart Simpson's a good kid. That, and I'm in.

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Master_Bates
December 11, 2001 2:46 PM

I'll give it a shot. I give a lot of things shots.

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cheryl_bork
December 11, 2001 2:47 PM

Let me in!

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booger_flick
December 11, 2001 3:13 PM

I do not suck dick!
Wirthling sucks!
I will take over!

Please count me in!

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Mystery_Ninja
December 11, 2001 3:13 PM

*swoosh*

HMM, MYSTERY NINJA THINK SOME PEOPLE NEED LESSON IN THE ART OF DISGUISE!!!

*swoosh*

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Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per
December 11, 2001 3:27 PM

We and our tragically truncated username ("Kajun_vs_Dougans_Perm_Company" is to long it seems) are ready for action!!!

Bring it on , cheesedicks!

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my_fawn_has_diarrhea
December 11, 2001 4:31 PM

Is this the room where the premature ejaculators are meeting?

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DragonXero
December 11, 2001 5:05 PM

Hell, I'm not even sure how to make a new username, logging out does nothing.

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Fawn_wears_buttplugs
December 11, 2001 5:17 PM

Count me in!

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Lil_angel_o_death
December 11, 2001 6:40 PM

This angel is in for the ride.

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pikachu
December 11, 2001 6:41 PM

Pika Pika

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Kitty_Kat
December 11, 2001 6:44 PM

Oh god. A pokemon character. Lord help us.

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Frosty
December 11, 2001 7:01 PM

I've never been invited to a costume party before! I wonder what I'll wear?

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Lil_angel_o_death
December 11, 2001 7:24 PM

I'm going to be a perfect bitch on this thing

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joshw
December 11, 2001 8:30 PM

THINK OF THE BANDWIDTH! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BANDWIDTH!

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MyBreastsAreScottish
December 11, 2001 9:01 PM

I'm in! And you'll all vote for me because I am a girl! I am so totally not a man!!

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kaufman
December 11, 2001 9:17 PM

You guys are beautiful. Even if you're all me except for idotoosuckdick, cheryl_bork and booger_flick.

And DragonXero, logout and then select "create account" on top. Just remember to phrase your email address in a different form than the one Brad's database knows.

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Klitty_Kat
December 11, 2001 10:05 PM

I'll strap one on and ream you all!!! I'm Tobor in high heels! I'mmmm...

Can I play too?

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Mystery_Ninja
December 12, 2001 2:03 AM

*swoosh*

MYSTERY NINJA FEEL LUCKY ABOUT CONTEST!

KLITTY KAT WILL BE MY BITCH!

*swoosh*

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Dunkin_Idaho
December 12, 2001 8:04 AM

Coconut me in. I mean, count me in.

I hate coconuts(Kokeynuts?).

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kaufman
December 12, 2001 8:25 AM

quote:
Coconut me in. I mean, count me in.
Sorry, Dunkin, you've violated Eligibility Rule (2). One of your other nom de plumes will have to enter.

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Dunkin_Idaho
December 12, 2001 8:41 AM

DANG.

But this is such a great name...

::whimpers::

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kramer_vs_kramer
December 12, 2001 8:44 AM

Just keep it for youself. Then it can be your own, private, Idaho.

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StrangeBrewster
December 12, 2001 8:52 AM

Ok I'm in.

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kramer_vs_kramer
December 12, 2001 8:54 AM

Are you Punky?

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StrangeBrewster
December 12, 2001 2:23 PM

"Punking Instagator"?

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Duckfoot
December 12, 2001 2:47 PM

Avec moi, sil vous plait!

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Mystery_Ninja
December 12, 2001 3:02 PM

*swoosh*

STEALTH ASSASSIN SAY YOU ALL LAMERS AND NINJA WIN BIG BIG PRIZE!!

*swoosh*

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Kitty_Kat
December 12, 2001 6:28 PM

Alright. Klitty Kat. I know who you are. The El Paso. As long as you don't mock me, I'm ok.

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Mister_E
December 12, 2001 6:47 PM

I'm going to join too.

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Dunkin_Idaho
December 12, 2001 7:34 PM

By the same rules that I lost, so did Klitty_kat. They're disqualified!

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kaufman
December 12, 2001 8:23 PM

At the moment I'm counting 21 valid entrants, with about 16 hours to go. 24 might be a good number. So might 27, 28, or 32. If things aren't quite right, I'll invent a few nicknames without creating the accounts, post them in the schedule of matches, and then whoever wants to grab those nicknames can do so. If no one does, their opponents will have first round walkovers.

Now, as promised, here's some specification on rules for the matches in this cup. I'm not terribly fond of the format in which each round piles on another rule until things get unworkably twisted; it may deter funny comics. So let me first observe that rules can be divided into three classes:

  1. Text Rules: Rules that directly influence the contents of the ten text fields (title, 3 narration, 6 dialogue). Examples we've seen in the past include "use the word 'earmuffs'" and "each dialogue box must contain a haiku."

  2. Visual Rules: Rules that influence the pictured objects (characters, props, backgrounds). Examples would be "the three different backgrounds must be in alphabetical order from left to right" or "you must use exactly two threereasons characters, both facing to the left."

  3. Content Rules: Basically, the rest of the rules, for example, "one panel must take place in 1969" or "one of the characters speaks French."

What I want to do is collect potential rules in bundles of 3, one from each of those categories. Then each match will consist of three randomly selected rules, one text, one visual, and one content. People can email me rulesets (and I hope everyone who has an entry in this event will submit at least one), or they can post them here. Just remember, you never know whether Lady Luck will make you work under any of those rules.

One more thing: Emailing me a set of rules makes you eligible to vote on the matches. Including your own, since no one will be any wiser unless you loudly vote for it each round :-) (Why email only to institute eligibility? To make vote fraud tougher, of course.)

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Bogart
December 12, 2001 8:25 PM

quote:
By the same rules that I lost, so did Klitty_kat. They're disqualified!
And who do you think I am dunkin?

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my_fawn_has_diarrhea
December 12, 2001 8:57 PM

I don't understand. Do we e-mail you directly with the possible rules or do we submit rules by posting them on the forum? And do we use our "established" handle or our "newbie" handle?

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Norman_No_Mates
December 12, 2001 9:00 PM

I've worked out who most of these people are. I'm smart, me. Not like you lot.

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Duckfoot
December 12, 2001 9:13 PM

quote:
People can email me rulesets (and I hope everyone who has an entry in this event will submit at least one), or they can post them here. Just remember, you never know whether Lady Luck will make you work under any of those rules.

One more thing: Emailing me a set of rules makes you eligible to vote on the matches.



quote:
I don't understand. Do we e-mail you directly with the possible rules or do we submit rules by posting them on the forum? And do we use our "established" handle or our "newbie" handle?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think kaufman means that you get to vote only if you've submitted rules either by e-mail or posting. And unless you use your "newbie" handle, how will he know if you're eligible to vote, hmm? Unless, of course, you (gasp) reveal your true identity!

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ladyjdotnet
December 12, 2001 9:44 PM

My understanding is that you create your comic with the anonymous handle, and submit rules and vote using your actual regular handle.

Am I correct?

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my_fawn_has_diarrhea
December 12, 2001 10:00 PM

I missed the section about posting rules in the forum. I was too busy downloading donkey porn to read the entire thing.

Here's some rules you can use:

TEXT:
+ At least once in each panel mention some form of musical instrument.
+ Create a new euphenism for a sexual act.
+ Write the entire dialog without using the letter "E".

VISUAL:
+ Employ the psycho background at least once to denote a change in time, space, or consciousness.
+ For at least one panel, have one character converse with someone out of frame.
+ Use only the animal characters.

CONTENT:
+ Show the male forum users forming a boy band.
+ Begin a strip with either a horrible accident or a brutal murder.
+ Depict Spankling acting like a perfect gentleman and not doing anything naughty in any manner.

ttfn

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Klitty_Kat
December 12, 2001 10:06 PM

quote:
By the same rules that I lost, so did Klitty_kat. They're disqualified!

No I'm not! I'm not ElPaso. Kan I still play (as soon as I understand this rule thing)?

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Mystery_Ninja
December 13, 2001 1:45 AM

so.......

that would make Bethany.......part black?

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KajunFirefly
December 13, 2001 1:56 AM

I must say, I'm a tad bit confused by this whole thing,

do we e-mail you rules or do we post them here?

do we vote as ourselves or as our newbie counter-parts? (that's right people, I have yet another alias)

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SalmanRushdie
December 13, 2001 5:41 AM

this looks like a good place to hide from the ayatollah

i want to be in your comic cup please

please dont mention im here okay

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