It Was the Best of Hamsters, It Was the Worst of Hamsters

Author: biped

Date: December 16, 2007

by biped
12-16-07
...and that's my theory on how to use hamsters as a measurement of time.
You'll get the fucking Nobel Prize for this, you vainglorious BASTARD.
Oh my, it's hamster-thirty. I missed my anal exam.
Meet me at Spago's, baby. Say around...hamster-ish?
Good evening, and welcome to the Hamster O'Clock News.
We're only split-hamsters away from the President's big announcement.