So, awhile ago, Chooby had this great idea on IRC to make an SC member voice greeting thread... I don't think he actually got off his drunken arse (or rather, on his drunken arse) to actually do it, and so I've taken that on. I think the idea was to just record your greeting, stating your username, location, and something involving swearing (or maybe that was just me), upload it, and post the URL on here for all of us to hear. allow me to demonstrate.

little_kitty

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

That was slightly erotic. Especially the way you say Ottawa and butts.

I said butts?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I think I have to agree with crabby. You'd have a great future in radio announcing.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I never made any mention of radio announcing.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

This is pretty much what I'm about. Or maybe I don't have a decent mic anymore and if I record anything the quality would be so bad I'd have to punch myself in the balls.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I completely agree with jools.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yep. It's me. I'll comment on your .wav files when they finally finish downloading.

Does anyone know of a free web storage site or anything like that? I kinda need one to do this.

P.S. - Wirthling is teh $uxXor! Anyway, I'm sure we're all so glad to hear your spleen is doing well, Drexle.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Here's what I really sound like.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This is a stupid little file I put together a long time ago, but it's really me...except for the last part. I'll put something else together later.

Zip speaks

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I couldn't be any happier with the way this idea is working out, Drexle wins the coolest voice award so far.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

lol zip!
"Hello. I am Zip. You may do me now."

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

http://www.fieldhead.demon.co.uk/cunters.wav

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Dad was flammable

What does chooby sound like?

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Poop.

Choad!

Whoa.

You pronounce twat and Glasgow wierd.

Twat
Me---T-wot
You---T-wat

Glasgow
Me---Glass-Gow
You---Glaz-go

Whatever. Felt it should be said.

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Anyway, here's my voice. It's particularly nasal at the time because I have a head cold.

Again.

Meh.

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Choad sounds as sexy as he looks.

quote:

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Twat
Me---T-wot
You---T-wat

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Whoa.

You pronounce twat and Glasgow wierd.

Twat
Me---T-wot
You---T-wat

Glasgow
Me---Glass-Gow
You---Glaz-go

Whatever. Felt it should be said.

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joshw sounds like the kind of guy who would call me a fag and throw pennies at me. Then go outside and smoke cigarettes and talk about skateboarding, even though he can't skateboard himself.

Nothing personal....

So THAT'S what those kids all sound like.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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joshw sounds like the kind of guy who would call me a fag and throw pennies at me. Then go outside and smoke cigarettes and talk about skateboarding, even though he can't skateboard himself.

Nothing personal....

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