I decided to change this contest a little bit from the standard FTC ones just because I liked the idea. Here's the rules:
1) Change only the last panel.
2) Fill in the last panel with any background and characters you wish.
3) There are many awards, which can be viewed here, but not all are given every contest.
4) The "Zinger award" is given for the best punchline, and whoever wins it gets to host the next contest.
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 16']
Just to make sure you understand - you DON'T have to leave the white character-less background-less panel in place, but can fill it in with anything you want. The other two panels must stay the same.
If no one gets close to the punchline I'm thinking of, I'll instead give the psychic award to whoever comes closest to using the same background and character(s) as me.
I'll judge sometime Saturday.
Good luck. Have fun.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.