I decided to change this contest a little bit from the standard FTC ones just because I liked the idea. Here's the rules:

1) Change only the last panel.
2) Fill in the last panel with any background and characters you wish.
3) There are many awards, which can be viewed here, but not all are given every contest.
4) The "Zinger award" is given for the best punchline, and whoever wins it gets to host the next contest.

FTC 16 by ObiJo 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!

Just to make sure you understand - you DON'T have to leave the white character-less background-less panel in place, but can fill it in with anything you want. The other two panels must stay the same.

If no one gets close to the punchline I'm thinking of, I'll instead give the psychic award to whoever comes closest to using the same background and character(s) as me.

I'll judge sometime Saturday.

Good luck. Have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Untitled by Ewwwww 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Oh...My Bad...I just had Jizz on my glasses

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

FTC 16: Another year comes prematurely... by lukket 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I think 2004 just came! This will be hard to explain to the rest of our men...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC 16 by boinky33 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! KANGAROO JACK 2!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

FTC 16 2 by boinky33 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I stepped in dog shit....

FTC 16 3 by boinky33 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! www.stripcreator.com has been shut down....

FTC #16: Army of Dorkness by Zaster 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Somebody left thier plastic army men out here. Let's light 'em on fire!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC #16: Year of the Penguin by Zaster 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Closer, my naughty New Year! Aren't you going to tie me up first?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC #16: Jurassic Parking In The Rear by niteowl 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Oh shit, get off me! They've spotted us!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

P.o.P XLIII - Why 2004 sucks... by Stillbored 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Reason: Same old shit...different year Another year of the same crap we put up with this year! NO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

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.:For I am come in the niiiiiiiiiight:.

FTC #16: The Four Riders by Xuanwu 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! It's four kids on Segways! And...and...they're speaking in 1337! Trolling. Spamming. Blogging. Cracking. I doubt even Lahaye and Jenkins saw this e-pocalypse coming...

FTC #16: Political Humor. Ha ha ha. by Xuanwu 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! It's...Howard Dean driving a pickup with the "Fab Five" in the rear! This is Bravo company requesting artillery, napalm, and Puff the Magic Dragon! Agent Orange? No, that clashes with grays...

FTC #16: Infantile Infantry by Zaster 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! A "Sinbad" toy with every Happy Meal! Focus, Hernandez, FOCUS!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 16: New Years Barkin' Eve by kaufman 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Will Dick Clark get leg-humped? Stay tuned. There's a gigantic dog on the ball dropping in Times Square!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 16: It's approaching once more by lukket 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I just saw a large hanging chad What did you expect? It's an election year!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

remember the fuckamo by xxausrottenxx 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! dude we are way too old to be playing army men anymore

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Click to view comic: 'FTC 16: 2004 is here, and boy is it mad.'

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In desperate search of a funny signature...

FTC#15 - I need my Medication by RottingPlecenta 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Jesus....you know what time it is... Oh god...this happens every year..

God i suck....

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

there we go by xxausrottenxx 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! nothing sir! just got a boner good show, private, good show

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC 16: Oh My God... Well, Close Enough by Rabid_Weasle 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Well, maybe Jesus Christ would have been a better expletive.

FTC 16: I Spy by Rabid_Weasle 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I spy with my little eye, something that is orange.

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Poop.

FTC 16 - WTF by Beaz 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I'M HEER TO NALE UR ASS BITCH!!!!! FUCK!

FTC 16: Comin' Back Around Again by Zaster 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Time warp, sir!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 16: All Around me Are Familiar Feces by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Its Ron Jeremy and some pussy sir. Permission to start filming?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC #16: Meet Strange New Life...And Eat Them by Xuanwu 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Phasers set on "deep fry," sir! Good! Keep waving the flag and saying we come in peace. Then shoot to kill!

FTC #16: The Pun-isher by Xuanwu 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! With my 200,000th comic, I shall unleash my ultimate pun! Thousands shall die a groaning death! Muah-ha-ha! Must... crash... hard drive...

FTC #16: The Ho-rrors of War by Xuanwu 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Soldier boy! Sucky sucky! Five dolla! We love you long time!

FTC #16: You dead, pool! by Xuanwu 12-31-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! The ball in Times Square fell and crushed Dick Clark! Darn! I knew I should have picked him for the SC Dead Pool.