hi there. so, a few months ago, the idea of a serial narrative arose--one which would use words, not pictures, to weave a tale. yes, that's right, we SC junkies would be proving we're literate by producing... um, literature.

that pioneering effort still has not come to pass, so i figured i'd take it upon myself to reopen the floor and gauge the public's reaction to such a project.

translation: PM me your e-mail address if you want to contribute a few paragraphs to a story written by SC users. soon, we'll all have Nobels.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

MENBAH!

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Menthol?

oh yeah--i'll go ahead and collect names until wednesday afternoon, so that everyone can have a reasonable chance to join before we get started.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I refuse to donate my thoughts for the intellectual gain of others.

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I once was lost, but now am found.

when has any of us done anything remotely connected to intellectual gain? (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I do all the time.

He said intellectual gain, not homosexual gain.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One day, all the homosexuals of the world with erect a giant statue honouring boinky33.

OMG!!! I SAID ERECT!!!111 LEWL!!!1

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Poop.

This wont take off.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I wrote a novel once called "Bark-off Nerves." If I trimmed about forty or fifty pages out of it, I think it might be fairly passable, but I just don't feel like it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wrote a novel titled "Vinny Vicks And The Rhododendron" last November for NaNoWriMo.Org, ergo, I have no need to write a seriel novel, I'm already great without you.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I tried to write a novel but then I realized I have absolutely no time in my life to finish it, so I turned to poetry.

When warm months return
My worries all melt away;
Yes, I sell ice cubes.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Um...This is more about who wants to contribute to an SC novel. It could be anywhere from a paragraph to a page each. It depends. I was thinking of a circular thing where we'd each write a paragraph or two and then email the continued story back to each other. Either way, no one is asking you to commit to sitting down and writing a novel by yourselves.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Geez. Who peed in your Cracker Jacks?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

My dad.

Now go paint my boat you little shit!

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Poop.

My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??

Mikeys email is turgid@hotmale.co.ck

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

shapefactory@yahoo.ca

those of you who have PMed me your e-mails but haven't joined the yahoo group, please do so now... i'm planning to giddy-up tonight. there are four of you: smam, boinky, possums and dcom. if you don't make it in before i send out the organizational e-mail, take a chizzle; i'll forward it to you when you do join.

in any case, join up here. (anyone who hasn't expressed interest can join at that link too, but please also PM me your e-mail address [i have my own e-mail list])

anal-retentiveness is the key to a happy life (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Whoah there cowboy. I ain't signin up to any yahoo ballahooey. It's dangerous enough for me to surf this site at work. Surely you could just use the gmail address I gave you. Fuck it, I'm out. I don't need this kind of pressure, I am an arteest. Ok I am still in but please read my contract again or call my agent to discuss these u-turn in future. Oh, me nerves etc.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I vote smamurai remain in but not have to join the group for work purposes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

to all (just to make sure there's no confusion): you're joining a Yahoo! group just so we can e-mail each other at scnovel@yahoogroups.com, rather than typing in twelve addresses (or making our own lists, or whatever--it's all less convenient). you will still be using your regular e-mail addresses, and at no point will you have to visit the group's website except the first time you join. my high school alums list is a Yahoo! group, and it works like a charm. coo?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

So basically, as long as we're alums of your high school we're good?

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My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??

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