"B-day" could actually stand for "Bastard Day." You never know.

[Click to view comic: 'Happy B-day MikeyG']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I has a flavor!

Thanks, all! Ivy, this one's for you:

[Click to view comic: 'Talking Birthday with Ivy']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A word to the wise: never look up "you are old" on Google Image Search. The mature porno and inexplicable anime fanart will make you the guy from Scanners.

So, uh, MikeyG, since you are so old: http://www.nakedandninety.com Happy surfing, Gramps!

It's my birthday as well. I will co-opt this impromptu celebration.

No.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If I could fax you something right now I would. However, I like to believe you're not in the office on a Sunday. It would probably be another butt print anyway.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

hbg!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

No, it's got to be a photocopy of your actual ass.

Umfum, hbg?

Happy Birth Gay?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Happy birthday, Mr President.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That's right. MikeyG is the president of NAMBLA.

Happy Birthday, MikeyGotti.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Happy Belated! Any interesting B-day stories, you crazy cunter? :-)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

quote:

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Umfum, hbg?

Happy Birth Gay?

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Happy Birthday mmyers!

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Poop.

Happy B-day!

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Get Your War On

I brought hookers!

And drugs!

Enjoy!

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Get Your War On

Kr0n1c, those dolls are really fucking creepy. Where the hell did you find that?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Happy

Am I late? Where is everybody? I heard there was a party.

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What others say about boorite!

You KNOW it's a party when drunk old guys start showing up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.