I hereby throw down the gauntlet to anyone who thinks they're good enough! (I'm not I've been trying this already...)
Try putting in the text first, then hitting the randomizer (more than once if you need to) and see if you can get something funny out of it (the text stays there).
A warning to any newbies though, if you do this and the comic is bad we will likely rate your entire account as bad. Please don't fill a brilliant topic with random crap, I'm pretty sure everyone only wants funny random crap. By all means strut your stuff, but please consider whether other people will also find it funny before posting.
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.