ROUND ONE

FIGHT!

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

uh....

er...

No, not feeling it.

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I have to take my inhaler first. *HUFF*

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Kajun wins.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Round 2....

FIGHT!

---
Dad was flammable

ummm *throws a shovel at your head*?!?!?

Go outside and practice falling down. I'll be out in a few minutes.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You are such a Noob Saibot.

*spanks Kajun with a live carp*

"--> --> ^ AB"

*shoots a blueberry muffin at the back of Kajun's head*

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

*ABACABB*

Now lets see some blood!

---
"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

"--V --/ --> B"

HADOUKEN!

JESUSSANDWICH WINS

ROUND 3

FIGHT!

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

YOU WANNA GO?! YOU WANNA GO?! I'LL TAKE ALL YOU FUCKERS ON!! YEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!!-*

*kicks JESUSSANDWICH in the balls and jumps out a window for no apparent reason*

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

/me lights the menora, prays the rosary, performs the stations of the cross, gets baptized, handles the snake, takes several wives, swears off bovine, shuns technology, burns a witch, a heretic, and a scientist, and blows self up for good measure...

God Mode: ON

"Do your worst, mortals!"

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Aw... and here I was all about to go into Brahman Mode! Lousy, catholicism...

<---- *Is out of quarters*

punch punch punch block block run run

JESUSSANDWICH WINS
FATALITY!

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

*turns JESUSSANDWICH into a Thompson's Gazelle*

ANIMALITY!!!!

Toastyyyyyyy!!

[Click to view comic: 'The God Couple - Episode 8']

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

BRUTALITY!

---
I has a flavor!

TOASTY!

---
Poop.

*artemis waits patiently at the bottom of a spike lined pit for one of the jokers way up above to not take any damage, do no blocking and perform a Fatality on the winning round...

---
Ham-fisted ham fisting.

*slides her thumb around the directional control pad and pushes the ABC buttons randomly until some awesome move is performed and the opponent is incinerated, then listens to her brother complain that she didn't win fairly*

Performs a babality on himself and lets someone else work for a change

---
I dumb :D