SEX!!!!!!!!!

Make comics about SEX!!!!!!!!!

I trust you should find that rather inspirational.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Sex in the Shitty']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'Thoughts From The Nomadic Chicken, Yet Again.']

Recycled comic!!!! From...yesterday...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 284: Why Mathematicians Never Get Laid']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Awkward Confessions...']

Man, im gay.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'CC284: Another Famous Misunderstanding']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 284: Kids Say the Damnedest Things']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Threesome Discussions']

[Click to view comic: 'Sex Ain't No Stranger']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'It Didnt Work Out Well....']
Man, Im still gay.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'Worse than Wrestling...']

I could've came up with something new but ECW just invaded WWE's arena putting the old WCW eyes-a-flaring.
Why do people stare at me....

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

[Click to view comic: 'lame']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'What an Utter Wagner']

[Click to view comic: 'CC284: Going to Hell for this one.']

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horray for life. boo.

[Click to view comic: 'Just my luck']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Four Year Itch']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 284: Falling Off The Paddy Wagon']

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what if nigger meant kite

SURPRISE!!! I JUDGE THIS NOW!!!

NO ADVANCE WARNING FOR YOU!!!

Fifth place goes to Ewwwww for "It Didn't Work Out Well..." because when I read it, I involuntarily went "heh, heh."

[Click to view comic: 'It Didnt Work Out Well....']

Fourth place goes to Zaster for "jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK" because I thought that what the guy said to the girl was funny.

[Click to view comic: 'jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK']

Third place goes to HCRoyall for "Just My Luck" because it had a good surprise ending except for those of us that this has actually happened to.

[Click to view comic: 'Just my luck']

Second place goes to BigFrank105 for "Threesome Discussions" because it made me "chuckle."

[Click to view comic: 'Threesome Discussions']

First place goes to kaufman for "Kids Say The Damnedest Things" because I thought it was a good gag -- AND, it MADE me gag.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 284: Kids Say the Damnedest Things']

Congratulations, everyone! And now, it's off to the tanning salon for me. Ta-ta, SUCKERS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hooray! Second place is good enough for me!

Congratulations to kaufman, but Threesome Discussions actually made me wipe spit off my keyboard.

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what if nigger meant kite

Third Place! Whoo! In your FACE... umm... someone..

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Im really happy I got fifth. My last CC entry was 62 Contests ago. I was praying that I still had some mojo left.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'probing mountin']
[Click to view comic: 'probing 2']

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all knowing squrrel is now a hit man pm me who you want to see die next

O.o;

Okay, one, this contest is over...

Two... No, I'll leave it to a donor to comment on the quality. They're much better at it than me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.