SEX!!!!!!!!!

Make comics about SEX!!!!!!!!!

I trust you should find that rather inspirational.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sex in the Shitty

What, you were expecting Sarah Jessica Parker? Oh my precious road apple, I'm home! Get in here on the double. I'm ovulating and dinner isn't going to float all day.

by NastyPope, 6-02-05

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Thoughts From The Nomadic Chicken, Yet Again. by Hari_Nezumi 6-02-05

There's a German Porverb that says, "You are what you eat." But I know that's it's not supposed to be taken literally. I mean, come on, do I look like a vagina?

Recycled comic!!!! From...yesterday...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC 284: Why Mathematicians Never Get Laid by kaufman 6-03-05

So I said to her, "Let's do 9.85714285714..." But after that second four, she got this really weird, greenish look on her face and ran out the door. Is it that kinky to want to do 69 in doggy style?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Awkward Confessions...

Man, what I would give to stick my fingers in Mary's ass...

by Ewwwww, 6-05-05

Man, im gay.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC284: Another Famous Misunderstanding by UnknownEric 6-06-05

Man, I can't wait to smother her bacon strips with my gravy. God! You men are all alike. Always thinking about sex. Disgusting. I was talking about dinner.

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I has a flavor!

CC 284: Kids Say the Damnedest Things by kaufman 6-06-05

It's your turn, Susie. Tell the class about your favorite toys. My favorite toys are my dollies. That's very nice. What kind of dolls do you have? Well, I have a Barbie doll and a Ken doll and a Chrissy doll, but my favoritest doll is my Virgin Mary doll. That one must be very special! Tell us why you like it best. Because unlike the others, there's a chance that this one is anatomically correct.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Threesome Discussions by BigFrank105 6-06-05

My idea of a perfect threesome would be me, Angelina Jolie, and Tara Reid! My idea of a perfect threesome would be me fucking your girlfriend and you in the corner jacking off into a Dixie cup!

Sex Ain't No Stranger by cpausti 6-07-05

Will you draw a picture of me? Sure! But, this time, don't make my boobs look like blimps with "Sex Ain't No Stranger" tatooed on the sides. Got an eraser?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

It Didnt Work Out Well.... by Ewwwww 6-07-05

I thought it would be cool to recreate Noah's Arc in my backyard. Unfortunatly, I only had 1 of each animal, so I had to "personally" get involved. Really? How did that work? Well, See for yourself. Wazzzzzup, pops?

Man, Im still gay.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Worse than Wrestling... by Chaplin 5-26-05

Oreo is watching TV Whats this? Welcome back to "Forever Love" (This is rated XXX). !!! Oh,Yes! Yes! This is so big and amzing! OHHHHHHH!!! Um...Oreo, What are you watching?? Apparently, The Stork at work.

I could've came up with something new but ECW just invaded WWE's arena putting the old WCW eyes-a-flaring.
Why do people stare at me....

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

lame by qwertyuio 6-08-05

Welcome to MacRonald's! What can I get for you? How about a hearty serving of your sweet ass? Actually I'm more of a spicy ass. Fun Fact Your daddy ejaculated sperm into your mom's cunt. And your mom's mouth and ass.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

What an Utter Wagner by lima 6-08-05

ooh, uh! aah! ooh! Do doloo doo do, do doloo doo do, da dalaa daa da, dan dalan dannn ugh! oh yeah! ooh! UUUHHHHGH!! dan dalan DANG DANG, dan dalan DAN DAN, DAN DALAN DAAAAAUUGH! Keith, why do you always hum that same symphony when were making love? 'cos im ridin' the valkrie bitch!

CC284: Going to Hell for this one. by Tterb 6-08-05

There is the guy Josh nailed last night.

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horray for life. boo.

Just my luck by HCRoyall 6-09-05

Honey... I... I've got a confessions to make. I'm sorry, but I'm just not comfortable with this. I think we're moving to far too fast. I'm sorry, I need some time alone. I'll see you later. This is just great; I guess we won't need your services after all. Can I at least get my deposit back? Sorry, no returns after the first half-hour.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Four Year Itch by niteowl 6-11-05

Today is my 4 year anniversary at Stripcreator. Cool. Now if only you could remember our anniversaries, everything would be peachy keen. Honey, I don't think it's necessary to remember the anniversary of the first time we went to the grocery store together. Fine, I ask you this.. Do you remember the exact date of when we had sex for the first time? Damnit woman, I was drunk! You sure performed like it too. I've never seen a man stagger while doing it doggie style.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK by Zaster 2-20-05

I take you back to my place. We start talking. You can't help but notice that my PC is a home-brewed, dual core workstation with enhanced PCI graphix and water-cooled case! You gasp in amazement. Your body starts to tremble as I boot Linux from a custom compiled... This is the worst cybersex ever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

CC 284: Falling Off The Paddy Wagon by mandingo 6-12-05

Hey, Steven, out of jail, huh? How was it? All those mean prisoners and mean guards with no women around. You must have been sex starved. I was. I heard this great joke though. A man walks into a bar.. Oh not another man walks into a bar joke. Actually, I think it was a man slides into a bar.. Come to think of it, I think it was a man slides into a Barbara. How funny, that's my name! Just get in the van, bitch.

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what if nigger meant kite

SURPRISE!!! I JUDGE THIS NOW!!!

NO ADVANCE WARNING FOR YOU!!!

Fifth place goes to Ewwwww for "It Didn't Work Out Well..." because when I read it, I involuntarily went "heh, heh."

It Didnt Work Out Well.... by Ewwwww 6-07-05

I thought it would be cool to recreate Noah's Arc in my backyard. Unfortunatly, I only had 1 of each animal, so I had to "personally" get involved. Really? How did that work? Well, See for yourself. Wazzzzzup, pops?

Fourth place goes to Zaster for "jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK" because I thought that what the guy said to the girl was funny.

jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK by Zaster 2-20-05

I take you back to my place. We start talking. You can't help but notice that my PC is a home-brewed, dual core workstation with enhanced PCI graphix and water-cooled case! You gasp in amazement. Your body starts to tremble as I boot Linux from a custom compiled... This is the worst cybersex ever.

Third place goes to HCRoyall for "Just My Luck" because it had a good surprise ending except for those of us that this has actually happened to.

Just my luck by HCRoyall 6-09-05

Honey... I... I've got a confessions to make. I'm sorry, but I'm just not comfortable with this. I think we're moving to far too fast. I'm sorry, I need some time alone. I'll see you later. This is just great; I guess we won't need your services after all. Can I at least get my deposit back? Sorry, no returns after the first half-hour.

Second place goes to BigFrank105 for "Threesome Discussions" because it made me "chuckle."

Threesome Discussions by BigFrank105 6-06-05

My idea of a perfect threesome would be me, Angelina Jolie, and Tara Reid! My idea of a perfect threesome would be me fucking your girlfriend and you in the corner jacking off into a Dixie cup!

First place goes to kaufman for "Kids Say The Damnedest Things" because I thought it was a good gag -- AND, it MADE me gag.

CC 284: Kids Say the Damnedest Things by kaufman 6-06-05

It's your turn, Susie. Tell the class about your favorite toys. My favorite toys are my dollies. That's very nice. What kind of dolls do you have? Well, I have a Barbie doll and a Ken doll and a Chrissy doll, but my favoritest doll is my Virgin Mary doll. That one must be very special! Tell us why you like it best. Because unlike the others, there's a chance that this one is anatomically correct.

Congratulations, everyone! And now, it's off to the tanning salon for me. Ta-ta, SUCKERS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hooray! Second place is good enough for me!

Congratulations to kaufman, but Threesome Discussions actually made me wipe spit off my keyboard.

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what if nigger meant kite

Third Place! Whoo! In your FACE... umm... someone..

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Im really happy I got fifth. My last CC entry was 62 Contests ago. I was praying that I still had some mojo left.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

probing mountin by worm 6-15-05

a i hered you alians do great mountan sex we do for a fee how much just 5$ asome give it to me as you wish

probing 2 by worm 6-15-05

ok im ready hold stell ow proping hurts dugh i have to shove it in yore ass oww all done

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all knowing squrrel is now a hit man pm me who you want to see die next

O.o;

Okay, one, this contest is over...

Two... No, I'll leave it to a donor to comment on the quality. They're much better at it than me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.