manbath

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

as Scarlet O'Hara sez, "Well, fiddle dee (EVIL) dee!"

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Tough tough choice, but I have to go with habnem for the great twist ending.

Toy: Lubricated Lightsaber
Job: Sub-secretary of the Interior of the executive bathroom.

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This is not my empire.

Hmmm. It's 7 - 5 in favor of evil_d right now. I haven't decided which way I would throw my tie-breaking vote if it comes to that. I'll leave the polls open a few more hours to see if habnem can tie it in the bottom of the 9th or if evil_d will put habnem out of his misery.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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Oh, and for the next match...

Topic 1 - Something very easy
Topic 2 - Something even easier

Fair enough?

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Good match...

Winner of Round #1, Match #6: evil_d

By the way, I think we should stop calling habnem a "power newbie" and now just refer to him as "that loser from Las Vegas."

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Rules for Round #1, Match #7:

Kevin Keegans Perm vs. DexX

For this match, you need to combine the following two elements:

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[*]a sexual accessory/toy: greased cat
[*]a bureaucrat-type job title: Director of Redundancy Director
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Please post your comics within 24 hours, players...

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As for Round #1, Match #8, Spankling will win by default unless someone wants to take attitudechicka's place (or attitudechicka shows up). Let me know now. If nobody steps up, we will move on to Round #2 after Match #7 is over...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, by the way. I'm going to be in Aberfoyle, a place up north where computers haven't been invented yet, until Thursday. So in the unlikely event of my second round match coming up before then, please don't penalise me for not being here. I'd rather lose fairly to evil_d.

I can serve as Special Guest Chicka. Won't be online Friday to late Sunday, though.

Easy: Making a "Tobor will cornhole you" comic

Easier: Six Asian Girls, no background, no text

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think 'chicka's back. Didn't she post in another thread?

Yeah, I research quite a bit when I need to. There's no delete feature, and I hate being wrong. In this case, I didn't know whether I wanted King of Kings for the movie, so I looked up some reviews and the running time of each.

Good match, by the way, habnem.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

No offense, but I would MUCH rather be slapped around by chicka than the good doctor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Easy: Making a "Tobor will cornhole you" comic

Easier: Six Asian Girls, no background, no text

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quote:

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Topic 1 - Something very easy
Topic 2 - Something even easier

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theyre inventing computers this thursday?

can i join in?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I do not recommend making comic strips at 5am when you can barely keep your eyes open. You might make something like this...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 6 - Do not make strips at 5am...']

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OK, we'll sub in kaufman for attitudechicka if she doesn't post here by the time I post the match rules...

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Round #1, Match #8:

Spankling vs. attitudechicka or kaufman

For this match, I need:

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[*]an unpopular flavor of ice cream
[*]a useless talent
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Audience?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ice Cream: Anchovy
Talent: Belching the National Anthem (Country of choice)

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This is not my empire.

> an unpopular flavor of ice cream

mouse

> a useless talent

thinking inside the box

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Unpopular Ice Cream - Corn and Asparagus Ripple.
Useless Talent - Ability to recite dialogue from every episode of Full House.

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Unpopular Ice Cream - Ice cream manufacturer Jizz
Useless Talent - Ability to identify lethal poisons upon injection with them

Unpopular Ice Cream - Friendly's Rhesus Pieces Sundae (sorry)
Useless Talent - Ear wiggling

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Urm... where's The Perm?

Winning by default sucks.

*ponder*

Losing by default would have to suck more, though.

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[Click to view comic: 'In Search Of... Kevin Keegan's Perm']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Tee hee, I posted. Does that mean I get to compete now? I really need to get all my friends to buy computers so that I can be readily available to you guys at any time. I'd give you guys my cell number to call me whenever it's my turn or something, but 1) that would be creepy and 2) It would be long distance for all of you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

do american cell phones not support SMS crap?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Ice cream: Pralines and Crap
Useless talent: Building an assraping robot

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III