This TMBG knowledge seems to lean toward the phallic and rectal spectrum...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Babblefish Fun (Eng - Ital - Eng - Grm - Eng) by Spankling 6-22-01

Hello donkey. Saw Gabe recently? Agreement. It was straight line donkeys, with the broom 2 minutes forwards! This wank! He promised today first dibs, which are on its bag wirthling! Copulate nooner of. Afterwards that mean bag I chugged, have your thoughts obliged me have let it more rubber.

For lack of a better place, I post this here. The original cartoon was much improved by a few cycles through babblefish.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hate to burst boorite's pathetically tiny little bubble, but I do not, in fact, know any TMBG lyrics. I'm pretty much unenthralled about music. I listed to what's on the radio. I don't really care how crappy it is. I rarely, if ever, buy CDs. I'm a music loser.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And you call yourself a geek!

You can still be a geek if you get this joke:

cat door

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What others say about boorite!

Hahahahahaha!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't get it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Crap... just type it in at a *nix command prompt.

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What others say about boorite!

Crap, it doesn't work on any of mine no more...

My attempt to revive this thread is a big ol failure.

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What others say about boorite!

No, actually, it's working well.

I think you may be trying to reproduce an error message similar to the last one on http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html. Doesn't work for me either, though.

I also know the lyrics to several TMBG songs by heart.

If we teach Gabe the lyrics to "Minimum Wage", will that make him at least an honorary geek? (As if the bar graphs weren't enough.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I was just kidding. I know the lyrics to some TMBG songs.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

His polite way of saying, "Please god don't teach me any TMBG lyrics!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet, gabe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I went on a cross country trip with my mom and she decided that TMBG Flood was the greatest thing since sliced bread. We must have listened to it nonstop from Wisconsin to Wyoming.

I'd like to be able to forget it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I never quite got the rest of that... Put a little birdhouse up yer hole?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In your sole. i.e. 'Put a little birdhouse in your shoe'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Points to Ponder by Spankling 6-25-01

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does it make a sound? Yes. Next question. Which came first... The egg. Come on! Give me a hard one! When gabe and wirthling play hide the sausage, who supplies the sausage? .....hmmmm....... good one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sorry, just wanted post number 100000000 (binary) in the geek thread.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Actually, that was reply 100000000. Way to screw up.

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Get it right!

or is that reply 99999999?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know this is an old post, but...

quote:

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Just saving this thread from oblivion.

Found this on memepool today. Kinda reminds me of something.

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Well, I just spent the last 25 years at drunken bastard.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, I just spent the last 25 years at drunken bastard.

and i spent the last 25 years highly amuzed by your attempts at coherant speech

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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I went on a cross country trip with my mom and she decided that TMBG Flood was the greatest thing since sliced bread. We must have listened to it nonstop from Wisconsin to Wyoming.

I'd like to be able to forget it.

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:P

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.