Congratulations again Crabby!!! You will always be numero uno in my book!!!

Way to go, crabby.

Nobody ever votes for me anymore. :(

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I totally voted all over you.

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Kill Whitey.

101 now, you jizzmopper!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

You son of a bitch.

Christian Bale Cussfest remixes.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Anyone fill out an NCAA tournament bracket? I got a few major upsets in the first round:

Cleveland State over Wake Forest, NDST over Kansas, UNI over Purdue, VCU over UCLA, WKU over Illinois, Temple over ASU, and Morgan State over Oklahoma.

Final Four is a bit more realistic with Louisville, Memphis, Pitt, and Syracuse, with Pitt winning it all. 

Knowing you picked Duke to go to the final four last year tells me everything I need to know about your bracket.

My final four is Louisville, Memphis, Pitt, Oklahoma

WKU over Illinois is a lock.

The fact you remember that is pretty creepy.

That's the sort of stupidity you see from someone who you occasionally talk sports with on the internet that you just don't forget. It shows just how suburban and ill informed you are on the issue of modern college basketball.

Guess you're right.

Yay to you Crabby....

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just spent $300 at Winners (or TJ Maxx as its called down thar in the US)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty

yesterday I bet on a horse named Cool Kitty (less than $300) which was not a winner. I don't know if the horse was related to you or not, but probably not because you're not a horse.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed

yesterday I bet on a horse named Cool Kitty (less than $300) which was not a winner. I don't know if the horse was related to you or not, but probably not because you're not a horse.

That you know of.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

that's the great thing about the internet. you never know if you're talking to a horse

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what if nigger meant kite

Some people like Rabid Weasle are just kind enough to let you know what you're talking to.

I learnt to ski the day Liam Neesons wife died in a skiing related accident.

Skiing is as pretentious an activity as you might have expected (especially apres-ski), though not quite so pretentious as snowboarding, which is like the bmw owners version of skiing, but with more cock time than the movie watchmen. 

In my defence I only went for the beer and foreign nubile athletic young girls, but I did enjoy the ski, though I will point out that hangovers and skiing don't mix particularly well. 

This is my 1000th forum post and first ever in this thread :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Injokester

Congratulations! Here's your complimentary basket of assorted jerky! 

Injokester

Congrats on the milestone.

The Mighty Boosh is coming to Adult Swim starting this sunday night. this is a very good thing. if you haven't seen it, you should watch it, roll around in it, then question your sexuality as you find yourself attracted to Vince "The Confuser" Noir

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mandingo

 Will there be cake? As long as there is cake......and cheeeze!

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