Meh, it's just hair on my face. It's coming out everywhere these days. Ears, nose, throat. I am using scissors to trim what looks like pubic hair on my uvula, inducing such gagging that it wakes the neighbors. Last Thursday, while attempting to trim the ever-stiffening hairs of my soft palate, I briefly swallowed a Braun rechargable shaver. I managed to eject it from my windpipe by ramming the toilet seat edgewise into my diaphragm.
This is what awaits you, young persons.
---
What others say about boorite!