I am already 1/2 a ton in the hole this v-day, I expect to be about 3 times that before this weekend is over. The whole restaurant thing is unbearable, 20 tables for two each trying to outdo the other for sweet nothingness. Next thing you know the guy at the next table is down on his knees proposing to his broad. The girl at the next table shoots an expectant glance at her boyfriend. Then a Mexican wave of knee-jerk proposals washes over the place.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Unrealistically high expectations of ultimate romance, where the least little thing that goes wrong with the evening is treated like a sin against the relationship which can and will be held against you for weeks afterwards?

Valentines Day is just shit, really.

Unrealistically high expectations of ultimate romance, where the least little thing that goes wrong with the evening is treated like a sin against the relationship which can and will be held against you for weeks afterwards?

Yes! How did you know?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Just remember, under NO circumstances mention that you are from the Church of Religious Consciousness.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read. Drexle, will you be my Valentine?

Smamurai, I hear you, buddy. Loud and frikkin clear.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hmmm... I already have plans for the weekend, but she doesn't have to know about you. You can be my sekrit intraweb valintyne.

I recommend finding a man who doesn't want to be desperately alone on valentine's day and ask him out.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Maak, stop beating around the bush and ask her out already!

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AFROMANS MOVE

I always wanted to be somebody's klandeshtinn luhvurr.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I am not really desperate to be with someone, I just didn't know how else to start a conversation about Valentine's Day. Shortly thereafter, I realized that perhaps the easiest thing to do would be to say, hey what's everyone doing for v-day. Wow, I feel STUPID. I know how to get a thread started! But hey, I'm up for secret stripcreator Valentines!

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You know you totally missed me!

The first time my man cooked for me, it was this really great steak with garlic-butter sauteed mushrooms over rice. I was all kinds of impressed with his cooking. I later found out that this is pretty much his signature dish... but since it's as good as it is, I just don't care.

In honor of V-day, he is making The Food That Made Me Love Him.

Then we'll probably get boozed up and fuck or something.

:D

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Awwww....That's so sweet.

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You know you totally missed me!

I'll be having nearly as much fun as LadyJ -- spending my weekend with my sweetie, running and playing fun games up the wazoo. We've got two laundry baskets, two suitcases, and two shopping bags full of games, puzzles and accessories, and that's just from our own stash; others will be chipping in too.

The only bad thing is we'll be sleeping in separate beds because someone has to go home and take care of the dog.

Life is sometimes good ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Same here, Kitty.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Anyone want to play the biscuit game?

I'll be having a nice dinner, maybe take in a movie and then have some hot sex. And the most amazing part? I'll be alone during all of that.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

For Valentines day I'm taking my girlfriend out to dinner and a movie. I'm Mr. Originality.

Forget the flowers and jewelry, in my humble opinion.

My sweetie knows that the best Valentine's Day gift he could get for me is to take me shopping at our favorite comic book store.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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I'll be having nearly as much fun as LadyJ -- spending my weekend with my sweetie, running and playing fun games up the wazoo. We've got two laundry baskets, two suitcases, and two shopping bags full of games, puzzles and accessories, and that's just from our own stash; others will be chipping in too.

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On the misses' and my first Valentine's Day, I made her Tofu steaks and she got me wrestling on pay-per-view. That let me know that no one should be completely happy on Valentine's Day. It's all about you both being a little miserable.

This year, she works until 5, I have a show at 8, so we'll probably see each other briefly. I'll probably order chinese take-out for us.

Kaufman, that sounds like a smart person's gathering. Can stupid people come too?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Forget the flowers and jewelry, in my humble opinion.

My sweetie knows that the best Valentine's Day gift he could get for me is to take me shopping at our favorite comic book store.

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So... who's coming to my circle jerk?

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Poop.

Me.

What circle?

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You know you totally missed me!