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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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The Heat Has Fried My Comedic Brain by fryjedi
7-21-03
Can you believe this heat?
I think I might be melting.
Why not get some ice cream?
Yes, that would cool things off, lets!
I can't...I'm lactose intolerant.
Oh...why did you suggest it then?

CC 232: Lactose Intolerant by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
Can you believe this heat?
I think I might be melting.
How bout you let me suckle on them boobies?
Ohhh! Sure, I like you cowboy.
I can't...I'm lactose intolerant.
Oh...why did you suggest it then?

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Poop.
2-12-04 3:56pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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The Dolphin by SEVin
5-06-03
You know, lately I've been dying to do something crazy.. something outrageous.. something experimental!
Really? Well I have a friend who is like that, and he's been dying to meet a girl like you. Come on, I'll drive you over to his place.
What are we doing at the ocean?
He lives deep down.. you know, kind of like those underwater colonies.
L0L!!1! j00 w@n7 73h d01ph1n 53><0r5!??!!1?!?!1
You have got to be kidding me...

CC 232: The Wirthling by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
You know, lately I've been dying to do something crazy.. something outrageous.. something experimental!
Really? Well I have a friend who is like that, and he's been dying to meet a girl like you. Come on, I'll drive you over to his place.
What are we doing at the ocean?
He lives deep down.. you know, kind of like those underwater colonies.
L0L!!1! j00 w@n7 73h w1r7hl1ng 53><0r5!??!!1?!?!1
You have got to be kidding me...

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Poop.
2-12-04 4:01pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I actually went through a few before I found something that could be funnier with only one altered panel. There be a lot o' crap in them har boards.

Back to the Future? by ithaqua10
1-30-03
Butch Wonders if the Professor was right
Guess he shouldn't have killed him and that Marty Kid
But that car is sure cool

CC232: Boink to the Future by ivytheplant
2-12-04
Butch Wonders if the Professor was right
Looking back, becoming your own grandpa is kinda gross
But that car is sure cool

Too obvious, but too good to pass up.
TNoF's Name is Dan by afropik
6-10-02
TNoF's Opinion on "Hamish"
Hamish? What kind of self respecting world-taking-over AI is called Hamish?
It needs to be something really cool and amazing.
Like... Dan... or something.

CC232: Also A Kind of Fastener by ivytheplant
2-12-04
TNoF's Opinion on "Hamish"
Hamish? What kind of self respecting world-taking-over AI is called Hamish?
It needs to be something really cool and amazing.
Like... Brad. Yeah...

2-12-04 4:49pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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The Drunk 2 by DaGoat
1-17-03
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
...
ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME!
...
YOU WILL ALL BURN FOR ETERNITY!
...I really mean it this time

I have to say that this is one of the best ideas for a CC yet.

CC 232: The Drunk 2.1 by possums
2-12-04
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
...
ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME!
...
AHHHH!!!! MY NIPPLES ARE EXPLODING!!!!
 =) 

2-12-04 7:44pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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WTF by xaminmo
8-10-03
Hi, I'm Conan O'Brian!
Please don't hurt us!
DAD! HELP!
WTF!?!
I will kill you Conan!

CC 232: WTF Starring Tobor by possums
2-12-04
Hi, I'm Conan O'Brian!
Please don't hurt us!
DAD! HELP!
WTF!?!
RAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU, CONAN!!!

this one was made so long ago that it was in the 5-digit range.

SailorMoon parody. by SilverTidus
5-25-02
OH MY.....GOLLY! YOU unpleasant villain!!! MOON PRETTY FLOWERS COSMIC MAGNETIC BEAUTIFUL POWER TRANSFORM!
HAHA You "SailorTwit". I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR PRETTY HEART CRYSTAL THINGIE!!!
HAHA! This is totally cool! I'm transforming!
Why am I in your transformation scene? Oh well, I know what your true identity is! HAH!
HAHA!!!!!!!!!! Crescent Pretty Attack Freezing Colorful Rainbow Low-kick!!!
I need some more eye-shadow.

CC 232: Sailor DONKEY by possums
2-12-04
OH MY.....GOLLY! YOU unpleasant villain!!! MOON PRETTY FLOWERS COSMIC MAGNETIC BEAUTIFUL POWER TRANSFORM!
THINGIE!!!
Why am I in your transformation scene? Oh well, I know what your true identity is! HAH!
I.... IS..... DONKEY!!!!
OH NO!!! It's the dreaded Donkey!!!!

2-12-04 8:16pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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What Ivy Should Have Done by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
TNoF's Opinion on "Hamish"
Hamish? What kind of self respecting world-taking-over AI is called Hamish?
It needs to be something really stupid and retarded.
Like... Dan... or something.

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Poop.
2-12-04 8:55pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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The curse of the Yellow Jackets 2: Invasion by Big-Felt
6-07-01
Yo Tom, how did you lose so much weight in three months??
Hey Jacob. I've been using those YellowJacket energy enhancing pills. They're great man, they give me so much energy.
Cool man, I gotta try those. I saw them at my local GNC.
Just remember... READ THE DIRECTIONS, and you'll be fine. Unlike some people I know.
Three months later...
Yo Tom, how's it goin? Long time no see... It's me, Jacob
WTF!?

CC232: The Curse of the Yellow Snow. by UnknownEric
2-13-04
Yo Tom, how did you lose so much weight in three months??
Hey Jacob. I've been using those YellowJacket energy enhancing pills. They're great man, they give me so much energy.
Cool man, I gotta try those. I saw them at my local GNC.
Just remember... READ THE DIRECTIONS, and you'll be fine. Unlike some people I know.
some people he knows...
BLEAOOOOORRRGGGGGG!

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I has a flavor!
2-13-04 8:50am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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This took a LOT of randomising, and still, I could only come up with...well, see for yourself...
God-awful Puns, Take One. (Fixed version) by Loomis
9-08-02
LURKING in the SHADOWS of your CUPBOARDS!
Grraaiinnss...
FEASTING upon your SOFT, YIELDING FLOUR!
Grrraaaiiinnnsss!
BEWARE... the RESIDENT WEEVIL!
GRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSSS!

CC 232: God-Awful Puns, God awful clichéd punchline by jes_lawson
2-13-04
LURKING in the SHADOWS of your CUPBOARDS!
Grraaiinnss...
FEASTING upon your SOFT, YIELDING FLOUR!
Grrraaaiiinnnsss!
BEWARE... the RESIDENT WEASLE!
GRR... what in the fuck?
WAAAAAANNNNGGGSS!

I'm not l33t enough to get background1 to appear so there was a small substitution.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.
2-13-04 11:25am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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It's a conspiracy, I tell you...

Wait, we don't have Bongo anymore, and he was the key to the conspiracy! AAAAAAAAA.....

Bari2 by johnsu
3-14-03
Arnoldi Goes to Vietnam
I love underage chink hookers
Me love you long time!
How much?
Only 5 pounds sir.
Shit! I havn't got enough cash.
I'm not fucking you, you skint cunt.

CC 232: Unintended injoke by NeoVid
2-13-04
Arnoldi Goes to Vietnam
I love underage chink hookers
Me love you long time!
How much?
Only 5 pounds sir.
How much is that in American dollars?
I have no damned idea.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-13-04 2:11pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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^ by boinky33
5-30-03
Hey, you black person! Bling bling!
Hey! That's racist! You are racist! Why are you so racist! Stop being so racist!
Bling bling!

CC 232: I shouldn't have done this one by NeoVid
2-13-04
Hey, you black person! Bling bling!
Hey! That's racist! You are racist! Why are you so racist! Stop being so racist!
Now my hoes n' me are gonna have to do a drive-by on your cracker bitch ass!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-13-04 2:18pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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The Greak Geek God by Trasher
11-22-02
OH GOD! It's Cthulu! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph?
QUIET FOOL. I MUST RELAY MY REASONS FOR MANIFESTING MYSELF IN THE MORTAL PLANE.
Oh... OK then.
So, so, yeah! And then, the monkey says "Not very likely!"

CC 232: Eldritch Idol by israphael
2-13-04
OH GOD! It's Cthulu! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph?
QUIET FOOL. I MUST RELAY MY REASONS FOR MANIFESTING MYSELF IN THE MORTAL PLANE.
Oh... OK then.
o/' And I will always love you... o/'
You can stop right there. You are, without a doubt, the worst singer I have ever heard.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."
2-13-04 4:57pm (new)
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Xuanwu
The Professor

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Oh, Fuck you Clint by Culturejamming
10-06-02
Clint are you in there?
Yes! Come get me out!
Now come on run!
Man I'm really going to get hell over this when I take her out to dinner on saturday

CC 232: Oh, FU Clint by Xuanwu
2-13-04
My love! I'm here to save you! I had to cut off my hair, bind my chest, and let my body hair grow into unsightly patches, but it was worth it to see you again!
Gee, thanks! But you didn't have to. I already have a friend ready to bust me out right about -
Now come on run!
Man I'm really going to get hell over this when I take her out to dinner on saturday

2-13-04 7:38pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Sui Meets Kurt Cobain by joose2001
1-05-03
er.......
RAPE ME!!
um....
RAPE ME MY FRIEND!!
Why dont you go and die?
ok... theres a gun over here somewhere....

Oh Sui-Q by Spankling
2-13-04
er.......
RAPE ME!!
um....
RAPE ME MY FRIEND!!
I just didn't know what to think. How could I explain to him that rape cannot be consensual?
He probably didn't have ESP so it didn't matter what you were thinking. By the way, have you seen my gun?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
2-13-04 10:08pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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5 letters, starts with 'C' by hardy
10-06-02
CHAIR!
FUCKING, CHAIR! DAMMIT!
You try chair yet?
Fuck you.

CC 232: 5 letters, starts with 'C,' "Something You Sit On" by habnem
2-13-04
CHAIR!
FUCKING, CHAIR! DAMMIT!
Oh... "cocks." Gee, the New York Times is getting pretty risque these days.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars
2-13-04 10:17pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Presents! by RyanK
11-20-02
I'm participating in a Secret Santa at work...
I have to buy a present for my boss, Mary, that doesn't cost any more than a fiver...
I wonder if I can get an Ass-Fuck video for £5?

CC 232: Presents! by habnem
2-13-04
I'm participating in a Secret Santa at work...
I have to buy a present for my boss, Mary, that doesn't cost any more than a fiver...
Think, dammit! What can I get for five dollars that anyone would want?
Hey mister! Have you seen another Asian girl running around anywhere?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars
2-13-04 10:31pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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are we having fun yet? by eponine
9-30-02
C'mon, sweetie. Mommy's ready to take the picture.
"We need a vacation!" you said. "It'll be great!" you said. "It's the happiest place on Earth!" you said.
"You'll get to meet your favorite Disney characters!" you said.
Hey, what's the problem here? I've got joy to spread.

CC 232: are we having fun yet? by habnem
2-13-04
C'mon, sweetie. Mommy's ready to take the picture.
"We need a vacation!" you said. "It'll be great!" you said. "It's the happiest place on Earth!" you said.
"You'll get to meet your favorite Disney characters!" you said.
Look, hon--I'm sorry you had to do that to get us gas money. It won't happen again.
Whatever. I wanna go back to the hotel; I need to brush my teeth about fifty more times.

...and i'm done for now.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars
2-13-04 10:38pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Good Ol' Jokes: Revision (1st was an accident) by Red_Star
7-23-01
May 19, 1864 ( Civil War )
Im gonna rip your head off!
Im gonna rip out your eyes and shove them up your ass so you can see it when I kick your ass!
Wait! This is messed up! We shouldnt be fighting, we should be trying to find out how to resolve our differences with peace not violence.
Yeah, I guess your right.
The War Continues.
Im gonna kick your ass!
Im gonna gut you like a fish!

CC 232 : Good Ol' Jokes by niteowl
2-14-04
May 19, 1864 ( Civil War )
Im gonna rip your head off!
Im gonna rip out your eyes and shove them up your ass so you can see it when I kick your ass!
Wait! This is messed up! We shouldnt be fighting, we should be trying to find out how to resolve our differences with peace not violence.
Yeah, I guess your right.
Rock, Paper, Scissors again?
Fuck that, you cheated when we played that at Chattanooga. Let's play Odds-Evens this time.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.
2-14-04 9:18am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Some Good, Good Stuff by Joe!!!
1-14-01
AARRGGG
AARRGGG
RRRRAAAARR
RRRAAARRRR
***boink***
***boink***

CC 232: Some Good, Good Stuff by BigEvilDan
2-14-04
AARRGGG
AARRGGG
RRRRAAAARR
RRRRAAAARR
Look, why don't we just split the donut in half?
No! I saw it first! GRRRRRRR!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III
2-14-04 9:46am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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***boink***

2-14-04 11:17am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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"Balls" is King. by SHAS
12-23-03
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.

CC 232: Balls suck. by possums
2-14-04
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Balls" is King.
"Clit" is Queen.

2-14-04 12:11pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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The valley of the shadow of death by andydougan
9-12-01
Ken Clarke and Iain Duncan Smith, former media darlings
Y'know, Iain, before yesterday, we were the main news item in the UK.
But now we're nobodies.
Still, at least they've postponed the announcement of the result. So I get a reprieve.
Yeah, you'll only find out tomorrow that you've lost.
I'll be drowning my sorrows at the post-announcement party.
Actually, there's bad news on that, too. Hee!

CC 232: Fourteen of your fifteen minutes are up! by israphael
2-14-04
Ken Clarke and Iain Duncan Smith, former media darlings
Y'know, Iain, before yesterday, we were the main news item in the UK.
But now we're nobodies.
When I got engaged to Jennifer Lopez, I thought it would be forever. But she's called a press conference tomorrow to cancel the wedding.
And I was in a sex video with Paris Hilton. Who knew she was such a media whore that she can't keep her thighs shut.
I'll be drowning my sorrows at the post-announcement party.
Actually, there's bad news on that, too. Hee!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."
2-14-04 12:50pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I don't claim these are any good after I touched them.

Yes, but is it art? by SmakGod
8-14-03
Further proof that moon station-folk are nothin' but haters.
Okay, no, seriously... for my next trick... I'm going to pull a hyooman out of my ass... no, watch... it's funny. Really. I could be in Vegas with this bit.

CC232: No, It's Not Art by ivytheplant
2-14-04
Further proof that moon station-folk are nothin' but haters.
RAARRGGHH!!! TOBOR HATES EVERYONE SO TOBOR CORNHOLE EVERYONE

Jesus saves... by Heung_Wei_Lo
9-21-01
Where are all the chicks?

CC232: ...But Not Scores by ivytheplant
2-14-04
Did I leave the oven on?

2-14-04 3:43pm (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

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Duality Personafied by afroninja
11-10-02
People think we're the same person
People think we're the same person
They couldn't be more wrong
They couldn't be more wrong
I'm the original funnyman
I'm the original funnyman

CC232: Duality Pornolized by AtheistDiary
2-14-04
People think we're the same person
People think we're the same person
They couldn't be more wrong
They couldn't be more wrong
Wangs
Dongs

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)
2-14-04 11:06pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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Massic's Demise by massic
8-01-03
That linux o/s sure is a pain in the ass.
it goes in your computer, not in your ass.
There sure is a lot of ass humor in these strips.
I think we've exhausted massic's comedic talent
What a jerkoff
Suxors

CC 232: Assic's Demise by lukket
2-15-04
That linux o/s sure is a pain in the ass.
it goes in your computer, not in your ass.
There sure is a lot of ass humor in these strips.
I think we've exhausted. massic's comedic talent
What comic talent?
I'll better click "random" again...

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troelsea at gmail dot com
2-15-04 6:16am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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#106 Mac Daddy Satan... well, kind of. by redkoolaid
4-24-03
Hey baby, how you doin?
Is this guy for real?
So, yeah... what do you say we go grab something to munch on?
Um, no... come to think of it, I always thought you were gay.
See, youre problem is that you have no game!
Oh please, like your 'football' stories always work.

CC 232: Dem bones... by lukket
2-15-04
Hey baby, how you doin?
Is this guy for real?
So, yeah... what do you say we go grab something to munch on?
Um, no... come to think of it, I always thought you were gay.
The chicks always hold my South Park appearance against me... it's not fair!
Cry me a river! At least you have your corpus cavernosa intact!

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troelsea at gmail dot com
2-15-04 7:10am (new)
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