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I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.

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I also have not seen them, hence the regret that I was not here when three of the site's ladies bared their boobies.

Also, I am NOT sorry I like hentai.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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I'm sorry for all the threads I killed. It was an accident, I swear!

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Also, I am NOT sorry I like hentai.

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Add me to the list of those who have never seen the jugs.

I have however seen her crazy hand tricks and let me just say WOW!

I'm sorry that I've only seen kitty's breasts in my mind.

Actually, I'm sorry that I don't even know what kitty, chicka, pita, noonie, or any of the other chicks on strip creator look like ...

(except Ivy, and I'm not sorry that I know what she and her buttocks look like w00t!)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

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Poop.

I love how my breasts are a cause for such remorse.

If by "love" I mean not really.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Wow, I didn't know there were so many sexy muthas in this crazy place. One of these days I'll submit a pic of myself so I, too, can get my own character. Then I'll frolic in the fields with the elves and sodomize each smurf with untainted glee! Weeeeeeeee!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

What he said.

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It's grime time.

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http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

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http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

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I'm sorry I masturbated before going to that site.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I'm sorry for not posting more to the forums, mainly because I'm painfully shy.
Although...I'm really, REALLY sorry for ever posting to the politics thread in FGH.
I'm sorry for not giving props to the finer comic makers on this site, notably the people on my favs list.
I'm sorry for most of my early strips...the good majority of them are horrible.
I'm sorry for having a piece of shit computer which prevented me from participating in the current CD Swap.
I'm sorry for being too old/unhip/curmudgeon-like to relate to some topics of conversation here.

I'm also sorry that the Literati tourney never materialized.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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I'm sorry I once whipped out my penis and rubbed it on Noonie's cartoon avatar on my screen.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.

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I've never felt so loved.

I have to get a better pic for use on that site. The one that is up now is awful and dated.

Is it just me or does DexX kind of look Michael Moore?

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Blue is the color of victory.

There is no excuse for this people! Is it ironic that I started this EXCUSES thread because I forgot to add a question to the Q&A thread?

I want some excuses you sorry mo-fos!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Make up your mind.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Before we go back to excuses and stuff, I wanna ask, how do I get one of those woodenbadger liscence dealies?? I want one. I wanna be legit...too legit.

Also I wanna say that lara7 is way cuter than her avitar.

Now the excuses.

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Before we go back to excuses and stuff, I wanna ask, how do I get one of those woodenbadger liscence dealies?? I want one. I wanna be legit...too legit.

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Excuses
I'm sorry for typing in all CAPS.
I was just going through a CAPS period is all.
I'm sorry for asking how to get to #1.
I really wanted to impress you all by getting to #1.
I'm sorry for not getting the Dr. Pedantic thing right away.
I......had a cold at the time.
I'm sorry for my AQUA TOBOR strips.
I was really high one afternoon and they seemed fantastic.
I'm sorry for all the times I've made inappropriate comments about Kity's tits in IRC.
I've just heard such good things.
I'm sorry for not respecting cowtipper as an individual.
I tried my best she just wouldn't accept the respect.
I'm sorry for being a VOYEUR!!!!!!
It turns me on.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to find Weasle more bitches on Yahoo to lear at.
It's hard work and he wasn't paying top dollar.
I'm sorry for having Jesly waste his day doing my homework.
He didn't seem to mind so much.
I'm sorry for never winning a Comic Cup.
The whole thing is a damn popularity contest!
I'm sorry for all my misspellings in comics and posts.
I type fast and don't proofread.
I'm sorry I haven't watched any sofcore porn with TripBee lately.
I just haven't seen him around.
I'm sorry that when I see DeXx on Yahoo I don't say hello more often.
I really have nothing to say.
I'm sorry for being dman.
It was time for a change.
I'm sorry I don't talk to boorite about Becker more often.
I've never actually seen a whole episode of Becker.
I'm sorry I don't talk to Bunner about the good ol' days more often.
Bunners good ol' days are at least 100 years before my own.
I'm sorry I don't talk to pita more often then I do.
I just...don't.....have the strength.
I'm sorry for telling Gabe the same story about John Cusack over and over and over and over and over and over.
If he sat in your chemistry seat in High Fidelity then you'd be telling that story too.
I'm sorry I don't represent the TRIAD like I used too.
The TRIAD is now just a shell of it's once true power. Perhaps, the time has come to form a new TRIAD.
I'm sorry I waste Kitty's time with stories of my struggles at Culinary school.
Chicks dig culinary school stories.
I'm sorry I didn't post this as eltigremask2K.
I didn't even think of that until I typed it all out.

Alright, my excuses.

I'm sorry for making Skull and Raindrop.
I sucked back then, and I guess I"m getting back to my roots.
I'm sorry for introducing Okay to this site. Stupid dickweed.
He's my neighbor and best friend, and I was on an SC high, so I naturally told him about it. Bad idea.
I'm sorry I didn't post in the forums until long after my 100th comic.
I don't have a good excuse for this one. I'm just stupid.
I'm sorry I found out about this site from Gamenow, the lamest magazine of all time.
I guess it's better than never finding out about it at all...
I'm sorry I'm never in the IRC anymore.
My comp sucks. Moving on.
I'm sorry for Water_Cooler_Robot. He's just confused, that's all.
He's a sad, angry little sentient water cooler. He's got a lot of hate in him, but he can't really move. He lives out his human-killing fantasies on the net.
I'm sorry for being a favorites list whore.
[kissup]Well, so many of you guys are just so FUNNY![/kissup]
I'm sorry for never entering contests, and never winning them when I actually do enter.
What's there to say about this one? I promise to enter more in the near future though.
I'm sorry for being such easy prey when it comes to Tobor's cornholing. (Hey, if it's something I enjoy...)
No comment.
I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.
I don't know what to say to this. It wouldn't make kitty TOO big of a pedophile to give me a small glimpse.
I'm sorry for liking hentai.
It's hot shit.

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It's grime time.

Fine, fine, excuses it is.

I'm sorry for making many unnecessary threads.
I didn't know where to post my lame movie quote contest! So what?
I'm sorry for making many unnecessary comics.
Well, most of them I thought were pretty damn hilarious. Except for "The Phallus of Satan." I don't have an excuse for that.
I'm sorry for getting into bitchfights with chicka.
She got pissed at me for some nonexistant reason and it all went downhill from there.
I'm sorry I never took the opportunity to assram spankling up.
It was a tad expensive... and I don't know how to convert dollars into dinar. Yet.
I'm sorry I didn't realize fuck was a product of the imagination of Andydougan sooner.
It was very convincing.
I'm sorry I made kitty give me mouth-to-mouth while I passed out.
Wait a minute, no I'm not.
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to read Bunnerabb's original comics.
I didn't see the "forums" button.
I'm sorry the word "fangoria" never replaced the word gross.
That's not my fault, that's YOUR fault, asshole.
I'm sorry I ever pulled that time bomb out of biped's ass.
It was either die clean or die covered in biped's shit.

Okay:

I'm sorry for never sending my CDs out in the first CD swap.
I honestly got caught up with other things and could hardly afford my bus-fare to work, let alone postage to America, it was a time to prioritise and the CD swap went to the bottom of my to-do list.

I'm sorry for the death of the Lolita League.
I personally think it was a great idea and could have been awesome, but so many people were leaving and getting replaced and the matches were so far between that it had to die.

I'm sorry for the fact that the current Comic Cup has went on as long as it has.
Again, it's lack of effort on my behalf, I'll try my best.

I'm sorry for having one comic that is a complete sham and a rip-off.
In my defence, I don't think I actually knew I was doing it at the time, it was back in my stoner days.

I'm sorry that I'm the only guy who has seen all three of the female reg's topless moments.
Actually, I'm not, but I just wanted to bring attention to the fact, TITS RULE!

I'm sorry that I don't go to IRC at all anymore, perhaps if I did there'd be more topless moments.
I find it hard to do anything when I've got chat windows open.

I'm sorry that the TRIAD is dead.
You can't make a triad with two people.

I'm sorry that I told choobychooby to stop making comics.
I didn't think he'd actually listen to me.

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