Happy April Fool's day everyone. As some of you suspected this was a sick joke. And as some of you suspected, it was Areallystupidguy's joke. What none of you really seemed to point out was that we were both in on it, as was his sister. I was hoping she'd post something to make it more realistic, but oh well. I figure anyone who hasn't figured it out yet knows now.
I apologize if some of you thought this was in poor taste.
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.