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You can have one of my stars, jesus. I'd give you both of them, but then I'd never remember if I have 0 or 5.

You can keep your pics though. I use filesharers so I probably have 1.01 gigs of smut in my Incomplete folder alone.

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what if nigger meant kite

you have 1.01 gb's of hentai and managed to get a girlfriend?
That's one for the record books.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

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You could also make Janet the 51 cent piece since she'll always be associated with what happens after two quarters.

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I don't know you but I like you already.

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Just in time to replace my mom who's sick of the job. Pays not good but I'll share my garbage pail kids card collection.

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what if nigger meant kite

"Can you break a Hunter?"

I bet we could do all the denominations... Phyllis's the dollar, Rachel's the hundred...

On second thought, let's stop there. With Diller the dollar, I'd hate to see the coinage.

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Ten mimes make a Diller. So do twenty Janet Jacksons

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You could also make Janet the 51 cent piece since she'll always be associated with what happens after two quarters.

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In that case, maybe we should make her the British tuppence, because as soon as the ballgame hits halftime, I get up 2p.

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I'd rather be up 2 lire.

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what if nigger meant kite

True story.

It was actually his doing that made me come back for a post or two.

So..

blame him.

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THE OFFER HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

LOL!

Damn. Guess I'll have to go back to trying to become intimate with real women.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Alas, my offer is closed too. With all of my formerly-prized collection gone, I can only wonder where this new chapter of my life will take me. Actual, human porn? Who knows?

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It's grime time.

Where're you going to find hot real-life women with cat ears and tails?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You poor, misguided fool.

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Dad was flammable

Shank lives in Medicine Hat? Hmm that's only a few hours away, small world

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I dumb :D

why? where do you live? i probably only live a few hours from you, too.

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i love you all

I live far away from all of you... the only one within decent driving distance is Rabid.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yeah, and who the hell wants to visit that guy?

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Poop.

I live in BC right in the rocky mountains, a little place called Cranbrook

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I dumb :D

Cranbrook, the town with the mysterious "middle lane".

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Poop.

and at first glance whose only vice would seem to be jay walking. but unsuspecting visitors who stumble onto the town quickly learn the error in this assumption as they're brutally introduced to the 'terror of cranbook', the cost of super unleaded.

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what if nigger meant kite

I don't want to live near anybody.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You don't have to, now that Congress declared it a treasonous offense to live within a mile of you. The National Guard will be mobilized to evict your neighbors within the next few days.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.